words in movies
[Scene: Rosss Wedding, continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily.]
Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. (Time lapse) Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...
Minister: Take thee, Emily...
Ross: Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Emily: Yes, yes, do go on.
Ross: Take thee, (Glares at the Minister) Emily. (Chuckles) Like thered be anybody else. (Emily is glaring at him.)
Ross: As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death parts us. Really, I do. Emily. (Points at her.)
Minister: May I have the rings? (He is given the rings) Emily, place this ring on Rosss finger as a symbol of your bond everlasting. (She jams the ring onto his finger) Ross, place this ring in Emilys hand as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever.
Minister: Ross and Emily have made their declarations and it gives me great pleasure to declare them husband and wife.
(The band starts to play, and the recessional starts. Ross tries to take Emilys hand, but she snatches it away from him.)
Emily: Just keep smiling.
(Ross and Emily make it to the lobby.)
(Emily gives him a forearm shot across the stomach.)
[Scene: The Wedding reception, Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him. Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway.]
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?
Emily: I hate you!!
Ross: No! No! Of course it didnt mean anything! I mean, uh well, I can understand why Emily would think it meant something, yknow, because-because it was you
Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so
Joey: Emily is kinda taking a long time, huh?
Ross: (Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? Im coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed.]
Chandler: Well, Ross and Emily arent gonna use it.
Ross: (entering) Emily?!
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, the next morning. Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monicas lap and his feet on Chandlers lap. Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed.]
Ross: Em-Emily? (Looking around for her.) Em-Emily? (He runs to the door.) Emily! (He opens the door to reveal the Walthams standing outside.)
Mrs. Waltham: You can forget about Emily, shes not with us.
Mrs. Waltham: Were very sad that it didnt work out between you and Emily, monkey. But, I think youre absolutely delicious.
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
[Scene: An airport in London, Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past.]
Rachel: Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh?
(Ross retrieves his jacket and sees that not only has Emily arrived, but she as seen Rachel take her place on the plane.)
Ross: Emily.
Ross: Oh no-no-no! Oh-no! (Emily starts to run out and Ross chases her.) No! No! Emily!
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?
Emily: What?
Emily: Ive uh, Ive come to talk to Ross.
Ross: So uh, Emily just went to the airport.
Emily: I was going to call him, but
Emily: Id really rather talk to him.
Monica: Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! (Points at Chandler) I was right! (Points to Emily) Im right, right?
Emily: My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Ross: (yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)
Emily: Ross, I love you!
Emily: Thats Carol with your son!
Emily: (checks the clock) Ohh, its time to go.
Emily: Me too!
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Emily: Oh, well, Ill show you around.
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.
Ross: So uh, Emily called last night
Emily: Are you all right?
Chandler: Hi! Hi! Youre crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
Monica: Emilys straight.
Emily: You really enjoyed yourself didnt you?
Rachel: Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
(Susan and Emily get off.)
Emily: Hey! I missed you.
Emily: Oh, so did I.
Susan: (To Emily) Thanks for everything, I had such a great time.
Emily: Ohh, Ross, please!
Emily: I love both of you!
Emily: I wish I could.
Emily: I think it makes you look really dangerous.
Emily: I wish I didnt have to go.
Emily: He does that?!
Emily: You didnt!
Ross: Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.
Chandler: Where is Emily?
Emily: Ross, they are killing you out there!
Joey: All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!
[Scene: The airport, Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London.]
Emily: Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.
Emily: My job!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Emily has packed as Ross returns.]
Emily: You are mad!
Emily: What?!
Emily: Weve only known each other for six weeks!
Emily: Why dont we what?
Emily: Yes.
Emily: Oh my God!
Emily: Yes!
Emily: Yes.
Emily: My parents are going to be really mad.
Emily: Were getting married!
Emily: It was.
Emily: Umm, no.
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Emily: I packed while you were gone. I left some knickers under your pillow.
Ross: Yeahoh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London
Monica: Emily Waltham.
Rachel: Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshuas gone so you and Emily are free to go.
(Emily spins the bottle and it lands on Joey.)
Emily: It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things.
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Emily: Really?! Well, thats just lovely, isnt it? I mustve missed your call, even though I didnt leave the flat all day.
Rachel: (breaking the hug) Oh, hey, dont you have to go pick up Emily?
Emily: Really?
Emily: Yeah, theyre fine.
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
[Scene: The hallway, Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him.]
Ross: All right, heres the ring. (Shows Chandler the wedding ring he plans on giving Emily)
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Emily: Youre welcome. (She hugs him tightly and he winces.) Im sorry. Did I hurt you?
Emily: Well, up yours too!
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Emily, (Gives her the time-out signal.) honey, okay?
Emily: Sorry.
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Ross: Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emilys parents got married here.
Emily: Oh. Oh. (She starts running towards the building.)
Emily: Hows it gonna be all right?!
Emily: So what did he decide? Does your Uncle Nathan get an invite or not?
Emily: Hello?
[Scene: The hotel, Rosss room, Emily is entering.]
Emily: We dont have to.
Emily: She said, "If Im not gonna be happy getting married somewhere that we find in a day, well then we should just postpone it."
Emily: Or?
Emily: So what are you saying? Its now or never?
Ross: Hi. I understand you had a little talk with Emily.
ROSS: No, no, I mean, ya know, I, I read a book and there was a girl named Emily and I thought, I thought that might be good.
Emily: I tell you, this wedding is not going to happen.
Emily: Oh God.
[Scene: Ross and Emilys planned wedding place, Monica is dragging Emily in.]
Emily: Monica, why have you brought me here of all places?!
Phoebe: IRachel, you cant go! Ross loves Emily!
Ross: Yeah! Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married in this beautiful place that her parents got married, but its going to be torn down, so I mean, I-I know its crazy, but everything up til now has been so crazy, and I dont know, this just feels right. Yknow?
Phoebe: Oh...yes..is this..umm..Emilys Parents house.
Phoebe: (In a British accent) This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if-if its not too much trouble, please, umm, might I speak to Miss Emily Waltham, please?
Emily: Ohh, its a bit small.
Passenger: But why? He loves this...this Emily person. No good can come of this.
[Scene: The church where Ross and Emily are to be married. Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together.]
Emily: What-whats going on?!
Ross: Dad!! (Emily comes running in.)