words in movies
[Scene: Rosss apartment, he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport.]
Emily: I left a bra drying on the shower rod, you dont think your son will think its yours and be horribly traumatised?
Emily: (checks the clock) Ohh, its time to go.
Emily: Well thats ambitious.
Emily: Thats Carol with your son!
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Emily: Me too!
Emily: Oh, well, Ill show you around.
Emily: Oh, theres tonnes of terrific stuffIll go with you!
Emily: Are you all right?
Ross: So uh, Emily called last night
Ross: Turns out them Emily is just crazy about Susan. Yeah, theyre going to the theatre together! Theyre going to dinner! Theyre going horseback riding!
Chandler: You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?
Chandler: Hi! Hi! Youre crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
Carol: Ooh, yeah! She said shes having sooo much fun with Emily.
Carol: I cant speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committed relationship.
Ross: (returning from the phone.) So, I just picked up a message from Emily, she and Susan are going to a poetry reading together!
Monica: Emilys straight.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Rachel: Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
(Susan and Emily get off.)
Emily: Hey! I missed you.
Susan: (To Emily) Thanks for everything, I had such a great time.
Emily: Oh, so did I.
Emily: and that was all before 10 oclock. The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon. And then the florist phoned to say there arent any tulips. Oh, and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome. Were not gonna be
Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?
(Ross and Emilys parents are seated at a table. Ross is between them and they are discussing the wedding bill.)
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Rosss side.)
Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And Im sure were all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Emily: Yes.
Mr. Waltham: For you and Emily, tonight, Die Fledermaus.
Emily: Oh my God. I think youre right.
Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out.)
Rachel: What? Who the hell is Emily(realises) noooo!!
Emily: No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. (Introducing them) Liam, Devon, this is Ross.
Emily: Thank goodness.
Rachel: Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (Monica opens the door.) Emily?
(At that moment two very large men start screaming and running towards Emily and picking her up.)
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Emily: Well I mean, youre American to start with. You dont even have rugby here.
Emily: Okay. (Goes to say hi to the lads.)
[Cut to Emily, Devon, and Liam]
Emily: Im just going to say hi to the lads. All right?
(Ross and Emily enter.)
Emily: Thats just halftime, theres more of this.
Ross: (to Phoebe) Tell my son that I love him. (Emily returns with the water.) Excellent! Well, okay, I gotta have some more fun!
Emily: I dont care! You just get him!
Ross: No, not you. (Emily gets it.)
Emily: (to Ross) Good luck, babe.
Ross: Yeah, and-and thank you for Emily.
Emily: Oh, Liam. (Ross laughs and takes her back.)
Emily: Right.
Emily: Okay.
Emily: Oh my God!
Emily: You were amazing out there.
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Emily: (entering) Hello?
Emily: Youre so sweet! And Im so surprised!
Emily: No ones ever thrown me a surprise party before!
Emily: Oh, but the partys only just getting started!
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Rachel: Yay! Emily!
Emily: Ill go.
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
(Emily spins the bottle and once again, it lands on Joey.)
[Cut to Ross and Emily standing by the foosball table.]
Emily: Yeah? Listen closely, Devon has got a weak ankle.
Ross: You had fantasies about Emily?
Emily: Ross.
Emily: You are so sweet. (They kiss.)
Emily: Me too.
Ross: Emily! (Runs up.)
Emily: Oh my God! What are you doing here? (They hug)
Emily: But, we cant go now. It looks like Rachels gonna put on a skit.
Ross: Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?
Emily: Oh. (Shes shocked and hugs him.) Thank you. (She boards the plane.)
Emily: Ive uh, Ive come to talk to Ross.
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?
Emily: My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Ross: So uh, Emily just went to the airport.
Emily: I was going to call him, but
Emily: Id really rather talk to him.
Monica: Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! (Points at Chandler) I was right! (Points to Emily) Im right, right?
Emily: What?
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.
Ross: (yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)
Emily: Ross, I love you!
Emily: You really enjoyed yourself didnt you?
Emily: Ohh, Ross, please!
Emily: I love both of you!
Emily: I wish I could.
Emily: You didnt!
Emily: I think it makes you look really dangerous.
Emily: I wish I didnt have to go.
Emily: He does that?!
Joey: All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!
Ross: Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.
Chandler: Where is Emily?
[Scene: The airport, Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London.]
Emily: Ross, they are killing you out there!
Emily: Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.
Emily: My job!
Emily: You are mad!
Emily: What?!
Emily: Weve only known each other for six weeks!
Emily: Why dont we what?
Emily: Yes.
Emily: Oh my God!
Emily: Yes!
Emily: Yes.
Emily: My parents are going to be really mad.
Emily: Were getting married!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Emily has packed as Ross returns.]
Emily: It was.
Emily: Umm, no.
Ross: Yeahoh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London
Emily: I packed while you were gone. I left some knickers under your pillow.
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Monica: Emily Waltham.
Rachel: Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshuas gone so you and Emily are free to go.
(Emily spins the bottle and it lands on Joey.)
Emily: Really?! Well, thats just lovely, isnt it? I mustve missed your call, even though I didnt leave the flat all day.