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[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters.]
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact (hes in last on Hot Air Skyway to be more exact) as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old. Hes got the wool cap, hes got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and hes got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like theyre from the inner-city.]
Monica: Phoebe! Come on! Lets go! (Knocks on her door.) Come on! (Phoebe enters with guitar and not ready to go.) Why arent you dressed yet?!
Ross: It was just a kiss. (Phoebe enters and overhears this.)
Ross: Guess who? (Enters fully.)
Monica: (opening the door) Hi Pheebs, whats up? (She enters.)
Phoebe: Now (Starts singing again) "Who will perform the ceremony! Who will perform the cer(Chandler enters and grabs her guitar and closes the door behind him)Ohoh! All right, Ill pound on him in the morning.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming in from doing his laundry. He starts folding it as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters.]
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
(Monica enters from the dressing room wearing her gown.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return. Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. After dinner. Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is writing something as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters.]
(Monica enters from the bedroom.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters.]
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, I-IHey! I did not go out with your wife! (The same woman from before enters.) Okay? I went out with her! (Points at her.)
Phoebe: (Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe enters to see Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel tearfully watching TV.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachels, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes open the door to find the duck.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters.]
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
(Phoebe enters, walks up to Monica, and exhales exasperatedly.)
[Scene: Rachels office, shes there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]
(Theres a knock on the door and a handsome man enters.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
(Stryker enters, only its not Joey playing him.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: The hospital, Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters.]
(Kathy enters (Because shes listed in the credits).)
(Phoebe enters with Hums While He Pees also known as Kyle.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters.]
(Theres a knock on the door and Janice enters.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters.]
[Cut to the balcony, Tag is looking down while Rachel enters.]
[Joey stands up again. Rachel enters the door]
(They start towards the door but are stopped when Mr. Zelner enters.)
(Ross enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him.]
[Scene: The Library, Ross enters and heads to the desk to talk to the male librarian on duty.]
(Phoebe turns to Rachel and mimes remove a lid of a jar. Ross enters and Paul motions for Rachel to leave with him now.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters.]
Joey: Thank you. (He gets up and puts on his jacket.) (Phoebe enters) Hey Pheebs!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters. Ross is also there.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to move Joeys chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters.]
(Phoebe enters slowly.)
[Scene: Earls Office, Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters.]
(She laughs as Rachel enters.)
Chandler: Okay I promise. Ill-Ill hate it. (She enters.) Wow! You-you look hideous.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, shes cooking as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door.]
(Joey enters, wearing a mouth guard like boxers wear.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Rachel: Well, sure! Come in! (He enters) Well, what-what happened to your girlfriend?
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel enters the apartment.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U.S. states onto the floor making a map with the states. Phoebe enters]
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: the bar, Chandler is playing pool, as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment.]
(A museum official enters with another man and woman.)
(Phoebe and Ross go to look for Chandler and Rachel enters Monica and Chandlers.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters.]
(Monica enters.)
(Monica enters wearing her wedding dress.)
[Scene: Monicas Hotel Room, Chandler and Monicas parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
Chandler: Joey! Joey! Joey! J-J-Joey-Joey-J-Joey! (Monica hides under the covers as Joey enters. Remember?)
(Chandlers Mom enters and Chandler meets her by the door.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters.]
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)
(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
(Chandler and Monica hug each other, and then Joey enters the apartment again.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters.]
Rachel: Yes. Hi, Id like to order a pizza. Okay, can I ask you a question? Is-is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very Ambercrombie & Fitch. (Joey enters.) Ill call you back.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading What to Expect When Youre Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is reading a magazine as Tim enters.]
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, Monica is waiting for Tim who enters.]
Chandler: I'm not gonna watch it... I don't NEED to watch it... I mean, what good could possibly come from watching? (sighs) Well, we know I'm gonna watch it. (Chandler moves to put the tape in the VCR and Joey enters the apartment)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters.]
(Joey enters eating potato chips.)
(Joey enters dragging a guy.)