words in movies
[Ross enters with several bags from shopping.]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Phoebe enters.]
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
[Rachel enters from her room]
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Rachel: (enters with a bag packed) Because Im going to London.
[Scene: Joey enters his hotel room. The phone is ringing.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters.]
(Rachel enters, she has changed once again. This time into her high school cheerleading uniform.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters.]
(Monica enters behind them.)
(A male nurse enters.)
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
(Rachel enters.)
(Chandler enters and sees what they're watching, panics, and runs to turn off the TV.)
(Joey enters and Chandler pushes her away.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him. He closes the door and they start kissing.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is there as Monica enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]
(Dan leaves as Chandler enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: You could get arrested, right now! (Flashes the badge and they glare at her.) All right, yeah, I gotta take it back. I'm totally drunk with power. (She heads for the door just as Joey enters.)
(Rachel enters from the bathroom and sees the coat.)
(Ross enters and his hair is a mess.)
(Danny enters.)
Ross: Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. (He enters.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.]
(Monica enters, but she forgot something. Oh, about 150 pounds. In other words, she lost weight, big time!)
(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning. Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Ross enters.]
(After she exits, Chandler enters.)
(Ross enters.)
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters.]
(Rachel enters with the cat, wearing the oven mitt, and startles Phoebe.)
Joey: Oh really! Where? Somewhere funny I'd bet! (Chandler is straining to keep quiet as Phoebe enters.)
(Joey enters.)
(Rachel enters.)
(A girl enters.)
(Both of them remove their hats as Phoebe enters.)
(Monica enters.)
[Scene: Ben's audition, Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily.]
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily.]
CHANDLER: [enters] Ding dong, the psycho's gone.
(Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is pacing as Joey enters.]
Rachel: (She enters and hands Phoebe the earring) Here you go. Thank you!
(Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters.]
Phoebe: Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: (on phone) Okay, great! Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So guess whos coming to Thanksgiving dinner?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters.]
(Paolo enters. Ross, Phoebe, and Monica scatter)
(Rachel enters with the "cat" and the chick and the duck start to get riled up.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.]
[Scene: The museum cafeteria, Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters.]
(They hug as Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around.]
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters.]
(Phoebe laughs, then stops to think about it. Ross enters.)
(Phoebe enters.)
PHOEBE: [enters with the three people she got out] Ok, welcome to the fu-oh.
(Monica enters and her jaw drops in horror.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are there. Phoebe enters.]
[Cut to the Men's room. Chandler is practicing flashing his badge as Monica enters.]
[Monica enters]
(Chandler enters, and Joey is standing near the chair, they have a show down to see who gets the chair and Joey wins)
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachels, Rachel is there as Phoebe enters.]
[Phoebe enters]
[Scene: Ross's apartment the next morning. Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler and Ross are there. Monica enters]
[Chandler starts to leave as Janine enters]
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Chandler enters. Ross is putting on makeup.]
Ross: No. I am not putting on makeup. (Knock at the door. Phoebe enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, The Halloween party has started. Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters.]
[Rachel enters]
(Janine enters)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters.]
(Ross enters)
(Joey enters)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment, Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck.]
(A woman enters.)
(Monica enters, and they throw the gifts behind them.)
(Joey enters.)
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters.]
(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
[Fun Bobby (FBOB) enters from Monica's bedroom.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross.]