words in movies
[Ross enters with several bags from shopping.]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Phoebe enters.]
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
[Rachel enters from her room]
Chandler: (enters the room wearing an "I love New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
(Monica enters)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.]
[Joey enters holding a letter]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is there. Joey enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]
(Rachel enters)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
(Ross enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters.]
(Chandler enters from his bedroom.)
Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters)
Joey: Yeah, all right. (Ross enters.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are watching TV as Joey enters.]
(Phoebe enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
[Cut to later, Phoebe is still in the chair and Rachel is laying down as Monica enters.]
(Rachel enters, she has changed clothes.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is at the bar and Joey enters.]
(Chandler enters with a cigarette.)
(Ross enters.)
(Chandler enters from his bedroom, all depressed and wearing sweat pants, with the chick and duck in tow.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters.]
(As she leaves, a beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters.]
Mrs. Geller: Rachel's coming up the path. Doesn't she look pretty. Jack... (Rachel enters with a huge nose)
[Scene: The Midfield Day School, its after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: (enters with a bag packed) Because Im going to London.
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
(A male nurse enters.)
[Scene: Joey enters his hotel room. The phone is ringing.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters.]
(Rachel enters, she has changed once again. This time into her high school cheerleading uniform.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters.]
(Monica enters behind them.)
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
(Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him. He closes the door and they start kissing.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is there as Monica enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]
(Chandler enters and sees what they're watching, panics, and runs to turn off the TV.)
(Joey enters and Chandler pushes her away.)
(Dan leaves as Chandler enters.)
(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)
Phoebe: You could get arrested, right now! (Flashes the badge and they glare at her.) All right, yeah, I gotta take it back. I'm totally drunk with power. (She heads for the door just as Joey enters.)
(Rachel enters from the bathroom and sees the coat.)
(Danny enters.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.]
(Monica enters, but she forgot something. Oh, about 150 pounds. In other words, she lost weight, big time!)
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
(Ross enters and his hair is a mess.)
Ross: Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. (He enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning. Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters.]
(Ross enters.)
[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
Joey: Oh really! Where? Somewhere funny I'd bet! (Chandler is straining to keep quiet as Phoebe enters.)
(After she exits, Chandler enters.)
(Joey enters.)
(Both of them remove their hats as Phoebe enters.)
(Rachel enters.)
(Rachel enters with the cat, wearing the oven mitt, and startles Phoebe.)
(A girl enters.)
(Monica enters.)
CHANDLER: [enters] Ding dong, the psycho's gone.
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily.]
(Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Ben's audition, Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
Rachel: (She enters and hands Phoebe the earring) Here you go. Thank you!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is pacing as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters.]
(Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters.]
Phoebe: Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.
(Paolo enters. Ross, Phoebe, and Monica scatter)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: (on phone) Okay, great! Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So guess whos coming to Thanksgiving dinner?
(Rachel enters with the "cat" and the chick and the duck start to get riled up.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters.]
(Phoebe laughs, then stops to think about it. Ross enters.)