words in movies
[Ross enters with several bags from shopping.]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Phoebe enters.]
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
[Rachel enters from her room]
[Joey enters, his shoes have bells on, which jingle as he walks. He is wearing a long coat.]
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters.]
(Joey, whose new diet is working out great, he looks like he only weighs 375 down from 420 enters from the bedroom.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone is sitting at the couches, Chandler enters.]
(They both leave just as Rachel enters the room, holding a cup.)
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey's home alone, reading a Sports Illustrated magazine when Chandler enters.]
(Phoebe enters, walks to the couch, sits down, and begins to read a letter without saying hi.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly.]
Credits [Scene: Central Perk. Russ enters. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting on the couch.]
(She walks over to Central Perk and enters to find Ross sitting on the couch, eating crab cakes. She takes off her coat while groaning and shuddering.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters.]
Joey: I-I think everybodys pretending they dont hear you. Anyway, look, I dont know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, Im telling you, he will sit in it! (Ross enters and goes over to the white table) Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat.
[Joey enters with his new roommate who is played by none other than Elle MacPherson.]
(Joey turns off the lights, and they all leave as Rachel starts to clean up. Ross enters from the bathroom.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters.]
[Cut to living room, Phoebe enters and closes Rachels door behind her.]
(Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel enters.)
(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table shes set up in the living room. Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table.]
(Monica pushes him off of the sofa as Rachel enters with a shopping bag.)
[Scene: Iridium, Monica is working as Frannie enters.]
[Scene: Hospital. Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons.]
[Scene: The Gellers Garage, Mr. Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monicas memories as Monica enters.]
(Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.)
(Rachel enters from her room.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Barry's office, Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters.]
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
(She opens the door and Alan enters.)
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. (she goes out into the hallway and enters with an even more hideous painting/collage. One of those faceles mannequins heads wearing a blueish dress and orange gloves reaching out into the room. Around the head 3 small dolls are hovering.) Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis. (Rachel and Monica are gasping for air at the sight of this monstrous piece of art.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Erics Apartment, hes resting on the bed as Phoebe enters.]
Joey: (enters) Guess what? (they all look expectantly at him) I finally got that seed out of my teeth.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters.]
(Joey enters and he's on the phone.)
(Angela, a beautiful woman in a tight dress, enters.)
(Chandler enters with the phone.)
(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.)
(Rachel enters from her room.)
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." (Joey enters.)
Chandler: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.. (Ross enters off camera)
(Joey enters.)
[Scene: The Banquet Room, Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monicas childhood bedroom (which has been turned into a gym), Monica is lying on the treadmill as Phoebe enters.]
(Phoebe enters.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters.]
(Monica enters.)
(Rachel enters.)
(Rachel enters, excited.)
(Chandler enters, running.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey enters, upset.]
Chandler: Out of my league. I could get a Brian. (Brian enters behind him) If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. (Sees him) Hey, Brian.
(Susan enters.)
(Ross enters, singing.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang.]
(Ross enters, carrying lasagna)
Chandler: Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup? (He gets up from the couch and goes into the bedroom to find Monica, still in the robe, lying seductively on the bed. Or at least shes trying too and as he enters the room, she takes the robe off on of her legs.) Oh-ohhhh!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray.]
(Rachel enters with Paolo, speaking Italian. Ross looks annoyed)
(Susan enters)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Phoebe is reading the paper and Joey enters.]
(Joey enters with his dad)
(Phoebe enters)
(Joey's dad enters.)
(Janice enters.)
(Joey enters from the stairs.)
(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
(Monica enters, excited.)
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey. What a day. I took her everywhere. The Museum of Modern Art, Rockefeller Center, Statue of Liberty.
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily.]
(Joey enters, looking extremely pleased with himself.)
(Knock on door. Ross opens it. Rachel enters.)
(Joey enters, happy again.)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters.]
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
(Joey enters from behind a curtain. The others all talk at once.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica enters with some mail.]
(Rachel enters from her room.)
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters.]
Barry: Sure, sure. Come on... (Mindy enters) ...in...
(The whole gang enters.)
(They hug and Joey enters.)
(Joey enters and looks on approvingly.)
(Another man, an older man, enters, looking around and bumps into Chandler.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Phoebe enters.]
(Ethan enters)
(Monica enters from their apartment, crying)
(A young pregnant woman enters.)
Bitsy: Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth! (Phoebe almost enters the room, but she hears the discussion and waits and evesdrops next to the door-opening.)
[Time lapse. Chandler and Joey are making the fire, Monica and Phoebe are inside. Ross enters, carrying luggage.]
Rachel: Okay. Okay fine, yknow what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. (Ross enters.) (In a sexy voice.) Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse. Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters.]
(The Hombre man enters.)