words in movies
[Ross enters with several bags from shopping.]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Phoebe enters.]
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
[Rachel enters from her room]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily.]
CHANDLER: [enters] Ding dong, the psycho's gone.
[Scene: Ben's audition, Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily.]
(Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]
Rachel: (She enters and hands Phoebe the earring) Here you go. Thank you!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is pacing as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
(Rachel enters.)
Phoebe: Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: (on phone) Okay, great! Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So guess whos coming to Thanksgiving dinner?
(Paolo enters. Ross, Phoebe, and Monica scatter)
(Rachel enters with the "cat" and the chick and the duck start to get riled up.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.]
[Scene: The museum cafeteria, Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters.]
(They hug as Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters.]
(Phoebe enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing.]
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters.]
(Phoebe laughs, then stops to think about it. Ross enters.)
PHOEBE: [enters with the three people she got out] Ok, welcome to the fu-oh.
(Monica enters and her jaw drops in horror.)
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Chandler enters. Ross is putting on makeup.]
[Monica enters]
[Phoebe enters]
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachels, Rachel is there as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler and Ross are there. Monica enters]
[Cut to the Men's room. Chandler is practicing flashing his badge as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are there. Phoebe enters.]
(Chandler enters, and Joey is standing near the chair, they have a show down to see who gets the chair and Joey wins)
[Scene: Ross's apartment the next morning. Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him.]
Ross: No. I am not putting on makeup. (Knock at the door. Phoebe enters.)
[Chandler starts to leave as Janine enters]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, The Halloween party has started. Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters.]
[Rachel enters]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross.]
(Ross enters)
(Janine enters)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment, Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck.]
(Monica enters, and they throw the gifts behind them.)
(Joey enters.)
(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters.]
(Joey enters)
(A woman enters.)
[Fun Bobby (FBOB) enters from Monica's bedroom.]
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Rosss apartment. We see that Rosss apartment is empty.]
[Scene: Joeys apartment, Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters.]
[Everyone else enters and all start singing Happy Birthday.]
[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Jill enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters.]
Ross: Yknow what (Moves away as Chandler enters, panicked.)
[Scene: Central Perk, the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is there as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters.]
(Monica enters.)
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone is there as Joey enters happily.]
[Scene: Hotel Monica, Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters to find Chandler staring at another cheesecake box.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey is eating pizza as Chandler enters.]
(Rachel enters from her new room.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
(Ross leaves to do so and Rachel enters with a guy.)
Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! Its Monica. (listens) Kay. (listens) Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, good-bye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)
[Scene: Rachels Old Bedroom, Continued from earlier. Monica enters the room.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is playing "She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed. Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister. She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan. Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa.]
Rachel: Im going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming in from doing his laundry. He starts folding it as Chandler enters.]
(Monica enters from the bedroom.)
(Monica enters from the dressing room wearing her gown.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return. Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. After dinner. Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is writing something as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe.]
Phoebe: (Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters.]
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, I-IHey! I did not go out with your wife! (The same woman from before enters.) Okay? I went out with her! (Points at her.)
Monica: (opening the door) Hi Pheebs, whats up? (She enters.)
Ross: Guess who? (Enters fully.)