words in movies
[Ross enters with several bags from shopping.]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Phoebe enters.]
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
[Rachel enters from her room]
(Joey enters with his dad)
(Joey's dad enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Phoebe is reading the paper and Joey enters.]
(Joey enters from the stairs.)
(Janice enters.)
(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
(Monica enters, excited.)
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily.]
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey. What a day. I took her everywhere. The Museum of Modern Art, Rockefeller Center, Statue of Liberty.
(Joey enters, looking extremely pleased with himself.)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters.]
(Joey enters, happy again.)
(Knock on door. Ross opens it. Rachel enters.)
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica enters with some mail.]
(Joey enters from behind a curtain. The others all talk at once.)
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
(Rachel enters from her room.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters.]
(They hug and Joey enters.)
Barry: Sure, sure. Come on... (Mindy enters) ...in...
(Joey enters and looks on approvingly.)
(Another man, an older man, enters, looking around and bumps into Chandler.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Phoebe enters.]
(Ethan enters)
(Monica enters from their apartment, crying)
(A young pregnant woman enters.)
[Time lapse. Chandler and Joey are making the fire, Monica and Phoebe are inside. Ross enters, carrying luggage.]
(The whole gang enters.)
Bitsy: Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth! (Phoebe almost enters the room, but she hears the discussion and waits and evesdrops next to the door-opening.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters.]
Rachel: Okay. Okay fine, yknow what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. (Ross enters.) (In a sexy voice.) Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse. Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters.]
Ross: (enters) Hi, honey.
(The Hombre man enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica enters.]
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
(Joey and Monica look at each other and shrug. Ross enters with Marcel on his shoulder)
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there. Phoebe enters carrying video tapes.]
[a stranger enters with flowers]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
[Richard enters]
MONICA: (enters) Oh my god.
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Chandler and Joey are there. Ross enters with a pizza.]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters clutching his phone.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]
[Julie enters.]
[Monica enters.]
Phoebe: That man across the street just kicked that pigeon! (Rachel enters.) Oh!
[Rachel enters.]
[Rachel enters.]
[Chandler enters with his hair full of mousse and a cheesy moustache]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Joey enters in a Superman-costume]
Monica: For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. (A guy enters holding a pizza box)
[Joey enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is working. Ross enters with Ben.]
[Ross enters, depressed.]
[Joey enters.]
[Russ enters, walking in behind Chandler.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone else is there as Chandler enters.]
[Monica enters from her bedroom.]
[Phoebe enters all dressed up]
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
[Ross enters with a suitcase]
[Scene: The Hall Outside Lydia's Room, Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father has arrived. He listens at the door.]
[Phoebe turns back around but Rachel is gone. Ross enters.]
[little kid enters]
[Ross enters]
[Joey enters]
[Chandler enters]
[Ross enters, sees Joey in the mirror]
[Rachel enters with a laundry basket]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is playing foosball by himself, Joey enters]
[Rachel enters]
ROSS: [Rachel enters] Oh.
[Ross enters]
ROSS: [enters] Ok, what the hell happened back there?
[Rachel enters]
[Scene: Museum of Natural History. Ross enters the display where Rachel is waiting.]
[Rachel enters with laundry and starts folding]
RACHEL: [enters from her room] OK, ready when you are.
MR. GELLER: [enters with his bat] Found it.
PHOEBE: I think on my shoulder. [Ross enters]
[Phoebe enters]
[Pheobe enters]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container in sight. Chandler enters.]
[Ross enters]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room.]
[Phoebe enters]
[Phoebe enters]
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey enters with several magazines and runs up to Phoebe.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum.]
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)