words in movies
Written by: Greg Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Im an idiot. Uh, is your mother here? Maybe I can give her a little slap on the butt.
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Eric: Oh, I have a friend whos a cop and he got it for me.
Eric: Uh listen, I justI thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.
Eric: Yeah uh okay. Im-Im sorry. Bye.
Eric: Anyway, I was wondering if, you were the sort of person who eats lunch.
Eric: Bye.
Eric: Uhh, I wont take no for an answer.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Im going out with Eric! Ooh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I cant make lunch. (Exits.)
Eric: Hey beautiful.
[Scene: Erics Apartment, hes opening the door to reveal Phoebe.]
Eric: I was just, I was just gonna take out my lenses.
Eric: Come in, Im so glad youre here.
Eric: No wait! Theres only a problem when I look at you. (Sits down on the couch.) Oh I got it! I got it. (Puts his hands to his eyes.)
Eric: Sorry, I just saw Ursula. I had to give the engagement ring back.
[Scene: Erics Apartment, he and Phoebe are still making out.]
Eric: Oh no, stay here well keep doing this. Ill pay you.
Eric: I dont know, Im still pretty tired out from this afternoon.
Eric: Our sex.
Eric: Uh, the sex.
Phoebe: (simultaneously as Eric) Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
Eric: Welcome back!
Eric: Well I was just so excited to see you.
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Eric: (simultaneously as Phoebe) Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! No! No! No!
Eric: Yeah. (They hug.) Maybe its for the best. You smell just like her.
Eric: No-no its not! I dont want to lose you! Its-its like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love to her and I thought she was youYeah it is too weird.
Eric: Cause the sweats getting in my eyes and its burning.
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Eric. (They shake hands and hes squinting. And, no, its not me.)
Written by: Robert Carlock Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and its not like me to do something so impulsive, but shes just so perfect, and we have so much in common.
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Were both teachers.
Written by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Story by: Pan-ni Landrum & Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Vanessa McCarthy Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help From: Dan Gottleib
Part I Written by: Scott Silveri Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Dana Klein Borkow Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Okay, I just slapped my future sister-in-laws ass.
Dedicated to the great work of Eric Aasen, Guineapig and many, many more
Dedicated to the great work of Eric Aasen, Guineapig and many, many more.
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Greg Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Michelle: No don�t worry, this is not some rebound thing. I am totally over Eric.
Eric: Just seeing her brought it all back. All the lies, the way she used me. I just I got so angry just looking at her (Looks at Phoebe) face.
Eric: I think well be okay. Besides its so perfect and (whispering) shes been saving herself for me.
Part I Written by: Greg Malins Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Adam Chase Story by: Zachary Rosenblatt Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Wil Calhoun & Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
CHANDLER: Yeah, Ross can't go so it's between my friend Eric Prower who has breath issues and Dan with the poking. [starts poking Monica in the shoulder] 'Did you see that play? Do you want some more beer? Is that Spike Lee?'
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written By: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help From: Aaron Miller
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Not really. You youre blurry, but you still look like Ursula. Youre Blursula. Okay wait. Maybe If I-if I just dont look at you for a while. (Stands up and turns his back to her.) See? It it works. Im not, Im not angry at all anymore! This is a great date!
Chandler: Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think youre chances are pretty good. (Eric offers to shake hands) All right. (Chandler hugs him.)
Written by: Dana Klein Borkow Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Patty Lin Story by: Earl Davis Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Originally written by Ira Ungerleider. Teleplay by Brown Mandell. Transcribed by Eric B Aasen. HTMLed by guineapig.
Hosted by: Conan OBrien Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Oh, yeah, during the summer, I spend most weekends at my sisters beach house, which you are welcome to use by the way. Although, I should probably tell you, shes a porn star. (Chandler breaks his pencil in half)
Written by: Chris Brown Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Seth Kirkland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help from: Darcy Partridge Episodes Orginally Transcribed by: guineapig, Ruth Curran, Mindy Mattingly Phillips, Josh Hodge, Dan Silverstein, and Eric Aasen.
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Dana Klein Borkow Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Wil Calhoun Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Great! But wh-whHow do you know where I live?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, its just Monica and Chandler dancing to Wonderful Tonight on the Slowhand album by Eric Clapton. And you can buy that album from the CFSI, just click on the CDNow link.]
Story by Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by Richard Goodman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Story by: Vanessa McCarthy Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Michael Curtis and Gregory S. Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Oh umm, Im the solar system. (Hes wearing a black sweater with the planets glued on around the sun.) Yeah, my students helped me make itI teach the second grade.
Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Michelle: It�s so amazing I met you the same day that Eric broke up with me, because it�s like you lose a boyfriend,you get a boyfriend.
Written by: Perry Rein & Gigi McCreery Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Story by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Part I Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Part II Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Parts I and II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Suzie Villandry Story by: Brian Boyle Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Part I Written by: Greg Malins & Adam Chase Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Im not smart. (Phoebe has no comeback.) I just wanted so much to be impulsive once. To be romantic.
Eric: Oh right, youve got a church group meeting tonight.
Teleplay by: Brian Boyle Story by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Seth Kirkland Story by: Michael Curtis Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Kiza Abuzahra With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Michael Borkow Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Erics Apartment, hes resting on the bed as Phoebe enters.]
Written by: Patty Lin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help from: Didi Chow
Teleplay by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Story by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen