words in movies
ROSS: Hi everyone.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery.]
Joey: Even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear..
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Joey.]
Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]
Phoebe: YOU’RE SO GENEROUS AND KIND AND (crowd stops cheering) YOU'RE AMAZING IN BED (everyone hears it and stare at them.) (to everybody) IT’S OUR ANNIVERSARY!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, tiem lapse. Everyone but Joey and Monica are there.]
[Everyone takes a bite of their trifle.]
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Joey: Hi everyone.
Monica: (to everyone) It's Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK?
Steve: Yeah, he's the handy man. He's gonna be retiring next week and everyone who lives here is kicking in a 100 bucks as a thank you for all the hard work type of thing.
Ross: We're shushing... because... we're trying to hear something. Listen. (everyone is silent) Don't you hear that?
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
(Everyone starts to imitate him.)
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.)
Monica: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't...(Everyone looks at her), but this is about your horrible mistake.
[Cut to the hospital, later. Everyone is talking about Nana.]
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Rachel.]
(Suddenly, everyone stands up and comes out of hiding. All of them are glaring at Monica.)
(Everyone leaves the apartment.)
[Time lapse. Everyone is upset with each other. Phoebe is at the window.]
(Cut to later. Everyone is totally depressed by now.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
Rachel: Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? (everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that.
(Everyone cheers. Monica opens the door. Bobby is obviously very depressed)
Monica: So I'm kissing everyone?
[Scene: The Airport, everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel.]
(Everyone has settled down to watch, except Chandler)
Joey: Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except for Chandler. Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey is decorating for Christmas.]
(Scene: Central Perk. Everyone is there.)
Monica: I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day, I get off work and I find out that they wrote this (puts on her chef hat) on my chefs hat. (The hat says Quit, bitch)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Chandler. Phoebe runs in, excitedly.]
Ross: Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say... (shuts door in his face and walks away)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Ross and Chandler. Monica is making food, and having everyone try it.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is lamenting to everyone about hid dad's affair.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there. Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. Chandler joins in, followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang. Ross starts humming theme from I Dream Of Jeannie.]
Ross: Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that?
Phoebe: (looks at her cards) Yes! (everyone looks at her) .... or no.
(Everyone says no and folds, except for Ross, who thinks about it.)
Phoebe: Oh, exellent. Everyone was so, so nice.
[Time lapse. Now everyone but Ross and Phoebe is back at Monica and Rachel's.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there except Rachel.]
Teacher: Alright people, now everyone grab a partner.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
Phoebe: Everyone. Except for uh... no everyone.
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there; Chandler is showing everyone his new computer.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is looking at papers.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Phoebe enters.]
Ross (on the verge of tears): I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.
(Everyone heads for the door.)
Phoebe: Well, c'mon, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing, then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear!
(Everyone is amused by Chandler's comment.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy.]
[Scene: Carol's Room, she is ready to give birth. Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]
Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
(Monica picks up a glass to take a drink, everyone ducks as though she was about to throw it.)
(Everyone follows Rachel to the living room. Monica pulls Joey aside.)
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
RACHEL: Um, everyone?
(Everyone goes over to comfort Monica)
RACHEL: Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.
PHOEBE: What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? No, what's that all about? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.
(Everyone looks at him, confused.)
MONICA: It's goin' great. Right on schedule. Got my little happy helpers.[everyone groans]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Its closer to dinner. Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner.]
[Ross approaches Rachel, away from everyone else.]
(He goes up on stage, mimes like he's giving the speech, and Chandler takes his picture. However, before he gets down everyone starts clinking their glasses for a real speech.)
[Everyone looks at each other in amazement.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone is sitting at the couches, Chandler enters.]
[Everyone takes a step back from Phoebe]
PHOEBE: Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like I'm telling you a story, OK. And, and it's really funny. So everyone just laugh, now.
[Everyone laughs]
Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.
[Everyone gasps. The show ends.]
[Everyone except Joey and Chandler leave.]
[everyone is quiet, unsure if she's done or not]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Everyone is outside knocking.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone else is there as Chandler enters.]
Ross: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there ready for another poker game.]
Ross: Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldnt stop thinking about it. I mean, everyone should have a-a first bike, so
EVERYONE: Ahh.
Phoebe: Oh, God bless us, everyone.
[Scene: The Theater, the play has ended and everyone is applauding. As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily.]
Mr. Geller: Now I'm depressed! ...(To everyone) Even more than I was.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
The Pastor: Could everyone please take their seats?
(Everyone starts to dance in unison. Monica flounders)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's: everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Ross is there watching Days of Our Lives.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joeys, everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place]
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)