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Alice: (laughs) No. No. No. (Sits down.) Okay, now, see, I wanna name the girl baby Leslie, and Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank JR. JR.
Chandler: Wouldnt that be Frank the III?
Phoebe: Yayohyay! Okay, I gotta go tell Frank and Alice! Right now!
Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!
Frank Jr.: Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
Frank: (entering with his fianc�e Alice, who is obviously much, much older than he is) Hey! Hey! This is ah, my fianc�e, Mrs. Knight. (he points out Phoebe to her)
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
Frank Jr.: Alright, alright, alright. Remember what we talked about. When we're in a public place, there are certain rules.
Frank: I mean, how hard can it be? Y'know, I mean, y'know, babies, y'know who doesnt want babies right? And besides y'know, I never had a Dad around, and ah, now-now I always will, cause y'know, itll be me. Right?
Phoebe: (stops) Please! Please! Please! Please! Oh please! Please! Please! Frank and Alice asked me to baby sit the triplets and Im nervous cause Ive never done that before by myself!
Frank: Come on little Chandler, it's time to be born. Come on little Chandler! Come on!
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
PHOEBE: Sure, oh, is, is Frank home.
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
PHOEBE: Oh, ok, um, I mean Frank senior.
[she turns to leave, Frank follows]
MRS BUFFAY: Yeah. Frank.
FRANK: Heavy.
FRANK: Hey lady. Hey wait up. How do you know my dad?
FRANK: Me neither. So you're like my big sister.
Frank: Whens your birthday?
FRANK: Ok, yeah.
FRANK: Alright.
Frank: How are you?
Frank: Hi.
Frank: Hey.
Frank: What?
Frank: Yeah.
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank is melting a plastic spoon.]
FRANK: Yeah.
Frank: Whoa!
Frank: Whoa!!
Frank: Melt stuff.
Frank: October 25th.
Frank: Your not doing it.
Frank: What, wait, you mean like this? (does it)
Frank: Yeah, you can melt art. Hey, can I use your phone?
Frank: I know a guy whos the 18th.
Frank: (starts laughing) Yeah!
Frank: Gnight.
Frank: Well, I dont think this, y'know.
Frank: Hey, what kind of work do you do?
[Scene: Phoebes, Phoebe and Frank are watching TV.]
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Frank: No, I wanna melt it.
Frank: You mean like watch?
Frank: Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?
Frank: No, she touched mine first!
Frank: This?
Frank: Well, no, maybe-maybe it wasnt perfect, but y'know it was pretty cool, y'know, cause we had all those great talks y'know.
Frank: Wait thats-thats, what thats not what you do?
Frank: I dont know, I mean, y'know, this is the city y'know, I just, I mean, I dont know.
Frank: She broke my arm.
Frank: Then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me.
Frank: Well, when I tell my friends about her she will be.
Frank: Yeah, y'know I feel like I can really talk to you cause y'know youre my sister, y'know.
Frank: (starts laughing) Wow! Thats wild! No, I had no idea.
Frank: Ow!-Ow!-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Y'know, ow!
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
[Scene: Healing Hands Inc. (Phoebes work), Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl.]
Phoebe: (turns around and hits Frank) So thats what you thought I did!! God! Thats not what I do!
Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
FRANK: This is huge, you can buy me beer.
Alice: (entering with Frank) Hi!
Frank: Hi!
Phoebe: Okay, well Ill bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Frank: How-how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesnt melt.
Frank: Yeah, so we just thought wed stop by and let you know theres still no pressure.
Frank: Hi!
Phoebe: Frank! Hi!
Frank: (entering) Hi!
Frank: How are you?
Frank: Yeah, she was my best teacher.
Frank: Oh, yeah!
Frank: Do you?
Frank: (noticing the puppy) Oh, whos this little guy?! (Grabs the puppy)
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)
Frank: No, your a masseuse, its cool, Im not a cop.
Frank: You dont have it anymore?
Frank: Its out there man! Ive seen it! I got it!!
Frank: You can have it!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
Frank: What, you dont think I know that?
Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what Ive got with Alice.
Frank: All right, man!!
Frank: Are you serious?
Frank: Oh, thanks.
Phoebe: (to Joey) Youre Franks best man?!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Frank: Wait a minute, wait, this is because of you?
Frank: What?
Frank: Yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain!
Phoebe: Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank.
Frank: Hi, Mrs. Knight.
Alice: Hi Frank.
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
Frank: Oh my God, I think Im gonna cry!
Frank: Well, we got into a fight cause ah, she said I was to immature to get married.
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Phoebe: No, Im really okay with this. Yknow why? Cause look at them, and I made that, so I know its gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, its gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. (To Frank and Alice) I wanna carry your baby.
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]