words in movies
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
Frank: Come on little Chandler, it's time to be born. Come on little Chandler! Come on!
Frank Jr.: Alright, alright, alright. Remember what we talked about. When we're in a public place, there are certain rules.
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
FRANK: Heavy.
FRANK: Me neither. So you're like my big sister.
PHOEBE: Oh, ok, um, I mean Frank senior.
[she turns to leave, Frank follows]
MRS BUFFAY: Yeah. Frank.
FRANK: Hey lady. Hey wait up. How do you know my dad?
FRANK: Yeah.
FRANK: Ok, yeah.
FRANK: Alright.
PHOEBE: Sure, oh, is, is Frank home.
Frank: Whens your birthday?
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
Frank: Whoa!
Frank: Whoa!!
Frank: How are you?
Frank: Hi.
Frank: Hey.
Frank: Melt stuff.
Frank: October 25th.
Frank: Your not doing it.
Frank: What, wait, you mean like this? (does it)
Frank: What?
Frank: I know a guy whos the 18th.
Frank: Well, I dont think this, y'know.
Frank: Yeah, you can melt art. Hey, can I use your phone?
Frank: (starts laughing) Yeah!
Frank: Gnight.
Frank: Yeah.
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank is melting a plastic spoon.]
Frank: No, I wanna melt it.
Frank: You mean like watch?
Frank: Hey, what kind of work do you do?
[Scene: Phoebes, Phoebe and Frank are watching TV.]
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Frank: Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?
Frank: No, she touched mine first!
Frank: This?
Frank: Well, no, maybe-maybe it wasnt perfect, but y'know it was pretty cool, y'know, cause we had all those great talks y'know.
Frank: Wait thats-thats, what thats not what you do?
Frank: I dont know, I mean, y'know, this is the city y'know, I just, I mean, I dont know.
Frank: She broke my arm.
Frank: Then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me.
Frank: Well, when I tell my friends about her she will be.
Frank: Yeah, y'know I feel like I can really talk to you cause y'know youre my sister, y'know.
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
Frank: Ow!-Ow!-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Y'know, ow!
Frank: (starts laughing) Wow! Thats wild! No, I had no idea.
[Scene: Healing Hands Inc. (Phoebes work), Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl.]
FRANK: This is huge, you can buy me beer.
Phoebe: (turns around and hits Frank) So thats what you thought I did!! God! Thats not what I do!
Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!
Phoebe: Okay, well Ill bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Alice: (entering with Frank) Hi!
Frank: How-how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesnt melt.
Frank: Hi!
Frank: Yeah, so we just thought wed stop by and let you know theres still no pressure.
Frank: Yeah, she was my best teacher.
Frank: Hi!
Phoebe: Frank! Hi!
Frank: (entering) Hi!
Frank: How are you?
Frank: Oh, yeah!
Frank: Do you?
Frank: (noticing the puppy) Oh, whos this little guy?! (Grabs the puppy)
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)
Frank: You dont have it anymore?
Frank: No, your a masseuse, its cool, Im not a cop.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
Frank: What, you dont think I know that?
Frank: Oh, thanks.
Frank: Its out there man! Ive seen it! I got it!!
Frank: You can have it!
Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what Ive got with Alice.
Frank: All right, man!!
Phoebe: (to Joey) Youre Franks best man?!
Frank: Are you serious?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Frank: Wait a minute, wait, this is because of you?
Frank: What?
Frank: Yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain!
Frank: Hi, Mrs. Knight.
Alice: Hi Frank.
Phoebe: Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank.
Frank: Oh my God, I think Im gonna cry!
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
Phoebe: (entering) Everbody this is Frank! This is my half-brother Frank.
FRANK: No but he didn't really talk about anything.
Frank: Well, we got into a fight cause ah, she said I was to immature to get married.
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]
Phoebe: No, Im really okay with this. Yknow why? Cause look at them, and I made that, so I know its gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, its gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. (To Frank and Alice) I wanna carry your baby.
Frank: Hey, yknow I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?
Frank: Well, okay, so whats nowgo get, go get the eggs, put em in there.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You name the day, and I'll be there.
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!