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Mike: Hey, Chandler, why dont we talk this over at the Ranger game tomorrow?
Mike: Maybe, before the game we could enjoy some eight year old some small batch Basel Hadens.
Chandler: Oh, it doesnt matter. (Kisses her on the top of her head.) Hey, yknow what, Ive got two tickets to tonights Rangers game, you wanna come with me?
Chandler: Yeah! Im just pretending to watch the game so I dont have to help out with stuff.
Phoebe: Well I want to get in on this. Hey Mon? I dont think I can help you after all, I didnt realize this game was on.
Chandler: Im watching the game, but Im not deaf!
Chandler: Good game!
Rachel: Dont just say yes! This isnt a game, Joey you can really get hurt out here. Okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die?!
Monica: Okay, Im next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Dont! Dont start another game! I said Im next! Phoebe!
Monica: Chandler! Phoebes hogging the game!
Phoebe: Wait okay, if this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you, then maybe I should just keep it.
Chandler: Why do you want to play this game so bad?
Chandler: Who cares? Its a stupid game.
Joey: No-no-no-no, hes not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!
Chandler: I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they dont.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game.]
Phoebe: Shocking! Lets play the game of who can stay quiet the longest. (Giggles)
Phoebe: Lets try something else, lets play a game.
Monica: We were playing a game.
Chandler: This game is kinda fun.
Chandler: This game makes no sense!
Aunt Iris: No! That's bluffing. Lesson number one. (walks into kitchen) Let me tell you something... everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap. (to Phoebe): Nice earrings.
Chandler: This is the best game ever!!!
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it.]
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Ray: Yeah all thats gone. Its basically just a simple question and answer game now.
Ray: Uh well, the game was too complicated and research showed people didnt follow it.
Phoebe: Yeah! Its not like it spits out a Clark bar after every game.
Monica: No, honey, its. thats a special plate. See its a game, whoever gets that plate wins.
CHANDLER: Because I didn't know how to tell him that I couldn't go to the Knicks game.� So, I just told him that I had to stay in Tulsa.
MONICA: You should go to the game.� It's okay.� I want you to.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching football, and its actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit (although not this years), as Monica is getting everything ready.]
Joey: But the auditions in a couple hours and I dont even understand the game.
Joey: Yeah! (Monica goes in the bedroom.) Yknow, she could use a little (Whistles that she needs to do what theyre doing.) (Something happens on the game.) Oh nice shot!!! (They all cheer.)
[Scene: The hallway, Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game.]
Rachel: Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, whos ass I cannot kick.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop]
Ross: I wasnt farting! (To Mona) Uh, a little game from our table. (To the little girl) Yes?
Rachel: Oh thank you so much. (Picks up the guy's spirit level) Oh oh wait! You forgot your erm...Your game. (hands it to him)
(they continue to play ping pong and then Mike scores, winning the game)
Mike: They have a game room downstairs! Ping pong and stuff.
Mike: Ten bucks a game?
[Scene: the hotel game room. Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]
Mike: (boasting) Game, point!
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Monica: Game?
[Scene: the hotel game room. There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in]
Chandler: I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?
Ross: Oh, but it's a kind game! So we're a little late, you know, the girls will be there, let's stay just for one more goal.
Phoebe: We were at the game, and this guy proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen thing...
Monica: How about at a game, on the big screen?
Mike: Great game, huh?
Ross: We're still going at the game, right?
Joey: (getting an idea) Hey, y'know what a really good rainy day game is?
Rachel: Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. (gives Gladys to Monica)
Ross: Oh! What a game, huh?
Chandler: (looking through the peephole) That's a lie, you went to the game, I can see Joey's hand.
Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.
Joey: Yeah, a naked bagel game? (Picks up his dropped bagel.) (To Chandler) Dude, I dont know. Thats a pretty small hole.
Joey: Oh, so we didn't win, but it's fun to play the game, right?
Monica: Oh, that was our favourite game show ever!
[Scene: Joey's at the game show "Pyramid" with host Donny Osmond.]
Ross: He-he was with me umm, were playing a little game, yknow? Hide and seek.
Ross: Except for "Match game"...
[Scene: The game show studio. Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle.]
Phoebe: Uh-uh. Ehm, a Knicks game.
MONICA: Chandler look, I don't want to be one of those wives who says, "You can't go to the game.� You have to spend time with me."� So, if you could just realize it on your own . . .
Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated our physical relationship. (Joey is puzzled.) Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross. Marcel chitters about.]
Monica: Oh, how do you play the shadow game?
Monica: It's a stupid game and I wasn't playing against other people, so technically I didn't lose.
Monica: Are you kidding?! I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade! This is likeOh my, this is like my second favorite game!
Donny: Now Gene I must remind you, you need all six of these to stay in the game, all right? Describe for Joey things you find in your refrigerator.
Chandler: Okay-dokay, you've each won a game and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life. So everybody goes home a winner.
Chandler: Well, you manheads aren't any better. You lied about going to the game. You knew it would make you late, and you still went anyway.
[cut to later, Joey, Rachel, Ross, and Tim are watching the football game, and they all cheer loudly.]
Ross: (in his head) Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. (Looks back at his book.) Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokesUnless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?
Conan: It was a little game. Yeah, with an electric buzzer.
Ross: This is helping your career?! Huh? I thought you wanted to be an actor not the creator of crazy lawsuit game!
Joey: Well, you gotta give him something that he cant say no too. Like uh, Knicks tickets! Invite the guy to a Knicks game, youre guaranteed hell say yes!
Chandler: I don't know. Except that, for one last time... (he touches the players as he says the following) Good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game.
JOEY: Yeah, we're goin' to a Ranger game.
[Scene: The park, everyone is warming up for the rugby game. Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross.]
[Joey and Ross drop their video game controllers.]
Joey: Wait a minute, you can't go to Tulsa. Maybe you forgot, but we've got tickets to the Jets game next week.
Chandler: Come on, Ross, you gotta get back in the game here, ok? The Rachel thing's not happening, your ex-wife is a lesbianI don't think we need a third...
ROSS: [reading his list] Ok, ok, number one: The way you cry at game shows. Number two: how much you love your friends. Number three: the way you play with your hair when you're nervous. Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. Number five: how great you are with Ben.
Rachel: Oh, did you beat him at a board game? He turns into such a baby when he starts to lose.
Chandler: Oh hey. Id shake your hand but uh; Im really into the game. Plus, I think itd be better for my ego if we didnt stand right next to each other.
MONICA: Really?� But tomorrow night is the only night I get off from the restaurant.� If you go to the game, we won't have a night together for another week.
Chandler: Well, I like that idea. Obviously! I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, yknow? I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200, the real ones! The big-big ones!
(The referee blows the whistle and the players gather to start the game.)
Phoebe: (the waiter puts a piece of cake on the table) I would love it. Consider it forgotten... But just so you know... however and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether... whether, you know, it is in a basketball game, or in sky writing, or you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie who hides it in the cake.
(The scrum forms and the game is underway.)
Margha: (coming over) The game is over, we eat now?
Joey: Hey-hey guys, hey! How about we settle this over a friendly game of Fireball? Huh? I'll go unhook the smoke detectors!
Monica: We should get over there and see if she's okay. (switching places with Ross) Just one...second! Score! (Monica scores, high-fives with Ross) Game! Come on. (Monica and Phoebe leave)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail.]
PHOEBE: No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar, forced to play soccer forever. Ahh, hello, human-rights violation.
Joey: Seriously, good game though. Good game. (He tries to congratulate them, but they pull away.) (To Chandler) What are they so mad about? They get the apartment back!
(Joey makes a sound like a game show wheel spinning with the pointer bouncing off of the bars on the wheel as it slows and comes to a stop.)
Chandler: Hi, listen, Im sorry about before. I dont need to have a game room. I mean when I was a kid I only played those games because I couldnt get girls, and now I can emNow, I have you. (Monica glares at him.) Not-not that I think that I have you or think of you as property in any sort of way, I see women
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica, what're you doin'? This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. It's gotta be like chips, or dip, or pretz...(look of realization)