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Joey: Oh, little party favours, check it out! (Its a shirt that reads, "Ross Geller, Bachelor Bash 1998")
Mr. Geller: I tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dried tomato business. Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, here's a tomato that looks like a prune, I'd say "get out of my office!"
Chandler: (To Monica) Why? Why-why-would youWh-why (To Mr. Geller) Look, I just dont want you to think that were animals who do it whenever we want.
Rachel: (on phone) Chip! Hi, its Rachel. (listens) Rachel Green. Yeah, umm, you left me a message. (listens) Yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. (listens) Monica Geller. (listens) Ohh.
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, thats what your Grandmothers hands looked like when we found her.
Mrs. Geller: Whats this? Blue nail polish?
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Hows the hired help?
Mrs. Geller: Hmm.
[Scene: The Gellers Kitchen, Monica and Phoebe are still cooking.]
Mrs. Geller: Um-hmm.
Mrs. Geller: (laughs) Im not freaking out.
Mrs. Geller: (entering) (to Monica) Honey, dont bite your nails.
Mrs. Geller: No, I have faith
Mrs. Geller: No-no-no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
Mrs. Geller: Yes, well I was wrong, and I have to say you really impressed me today.
[Scene: The Gellers kitchen, Phoebe is bringing in some dirty dishes.]
Mrs. Geller: I thought it was quite tasty.
Mrs. Geller: Its nothing, its just that now your Father owes me five dollars.
Mrs. Geller: (interrupting) A bitch?
MR. GELLER: Of course not. With you it's like I've got two 25-year-olds.
Phoebe: Oh, do I have a middle name. All right Monica Velula Geller. Its that bedroom there. (points to Monicas room)
Monica: Hi. Uh, you... you don't know me, I'm Monica Geller... Ross's sister.
Monica: Well, maybe you could give to somebody else. Ooh, like Ross Geller.
Joey: (interrupting) Hey! Chef Geller! Yknow that little speech you made the other day? Well I got a problem with it!
Joey: (standing up) I will sit with you Dr. Geller. (He goes over to his table and they shake hands.)
Phoebe: (On the phone, in New York) Uh, hello, this is Ross Gellers personal physician, Dr. Philange.
Tour Guide: You mean Dr. Geller?
Mrs. Geller: (reaches out to fiddle with Monica's hair again, and realises) Those earrings look really lovely on you.
MR. GELLER: Well, I can't say any of us were surprised. Your parents have been unhappy ever since we've known them. Especially after that incident in Hawaii.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant-
MRS. GELLER: Almost time for cake.
Mrs. Geller: (to Ross on the stairs) I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
Mrs. Geller: Jack, thats what they call the subway.
Mr. Geller: C'mon kid, let's go.
Mr. Geller: Let's show 'em.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Mrs. Geller: Monica! I think Rachel's here!
Mrs. Geller: I'm so glad you could come Chandler, we've got plenty of food so I hope you're hungry.
Mrs. Geller: Get a shot of Monica. Where's Monica.
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, are you hadsome.
Mr. Geller: Hi Rachel!
Mrs. Geller: You too sweethart!
Mr. Geller: Oh my!
Mrs. Geller: Sweetheart. Oh sorry were late, my fault, I insisted on riding the tube.
Mr. Geller: Ohh, I thought that you....
Mr. Geller: This bill for my half of the wedding. its insane.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well, I'm so glad you brought him here then.
Mrs. Geller: We know how expensive weddings can be, besides this may be the only wedding we get to throw (patting Monica on the shoulder.).
RACHEL: Now I'm mommy in this little play? Alright look, I refuse to get sucked into this like, weird little Geller dimension thing OK. So I'm gonna go and take a nice long hot bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy. [goes in the bathroom]
Mr. Geller: Theres no way in hell, Im paying for it.
Phoebe: yeah well (pause) yeah you know Emma's birth certificate might say Geller but her eyes say Mookurgee.
Mr. Geller: And you tell him no one takes advantage of the Gellers.
Mr. Geller: Okay, okay.
Mrs. Geller: I just hope...
Mrs. Geller: (To Mr. Geller) This is worse than when he married the lesbian.
Mrs. Geller: Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?
Mrs. Geller: Ooh, Jack....(He looks over to her) Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be. (They embrace and kiss passionately.)
Mr. Geller: Boy, bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross?
(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller.)
Mrs. Geller: How could it be so much? The receptions at their house.
Mrs. Geller: Rachel's coming up the path. Doesn't she look pretty. Jack... (Rachel enters with a huge nose)
Mr. Geller: (going downstairs) Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shiningOh no. (Chip has shown up and the four are leaving.)
Mr. Waltham: Goodbye Geller.
Mr. Geller: Well Judy, you did it! She's finally full!
Mrs. Geller: So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.
[Scene: The Geller household kitchen, Mrs. Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her.]
Mr. Geller: (To Chandler) God, your hair sure is different!
Mrs. Geller: Jack.
Mrs. Geller: I'll get it.
Mr. Geller: (entering) Hi Rachel.
Mr. Geller: Wow, love your new nose!
Mr. Geller: Dude!
Joey: Well I guess I shouldve thought about my wife and kids before I talked back to chef Geller!
Mrs. Geller: Yes, yes Monica is thin. It's wonderful. But what we really want to hear about is Ross's new girlfriend.
Mr. Geller: Of course it did. They're made of wicker.
Mrs. Geller: Theres nothing to discuss. Were not paying for your wine cellar.
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Well, everyone seems to be enjoying your dish.
Monica: Yeah, the best you got in high school was Wet Pants Geller.
Mr. Geller: Oh, I'm not falling for that one!
Mrs. Geller: Oh my God! There's a toe in my kitchen.
Mr. Geller: All right, enough! I dont want to hear about it anymore! (Under his breath) Good luck, Chandler. (Chandler takes another drink.)
MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
Joey: Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, (Motions to a fossilised dinosaur foot.) we have a large foot. (Sees Ross working in one of the display cases.) Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. (Knocks on the glass) Everyone wave Hi to Ross. Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. (Ross does the old "Putting a cigarette in your ear and pulling it out of your mouth trick.") Okay, moving right along. Come on.
[Scene: The Geller household, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner. The doorbell rings.]
Ross: Oh hi! Ross Geller. And this is my friend Phoebe.
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Mr. Geller: Ohh forget it. Too hell with tradition, were happy to do it.
MRS. GELLER: Over here Jack. OK. I see, Rachel's coming up the path. Oh doesn't she look pretty. Jack, get this. [Rachel enters with a huge nose]
MRS. GELLER: It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.
Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]
Chandler: So, has anyone talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet?
Mr. Geller: My joke wasnt funny.
Mr. Geller: Hi!
Mrs. Geller: Hello everybody!
[Enter Jack and Judy Geller]
Mrs. Geller: Oh, thank you Chandler! I just bought it.
Mrs. Geller: (less than pleased) Oh yes of course, hello Chandler.
Mr. Geller: Monica, all this food looks wonderful, you should think about doing this for a living.
Mr. Geller: (angry) No.