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Joey: Chandler, Chandler, yknow what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses.
Ross: What, you didnt get it? The doctor is a monkey.
Gunther: Okay, but the moneys good, plus you get to stare at Rachel as much as you want.
Chandler: You know who else picked Rachel? Ross, and you know what else Ross did? He stole my joke. You know what? Im going to get a joke journal. Yknow? And document the date and time of every single one of my jokes.
Joey: I mean, the jobs easy and the moneys good, you know? I guess Im going to be hanging out here anyway. I might as well get paid for it, right? I just feel kind of weird serving you guys.
Ross: Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?
Joey: Thanks, Rach. Look, you guys are just terrific. Yknow? Now, how about clearing out of here so I can get some new customers. Its all about turnover.
Ross: Joey, seriously, can I get my coffee?
Joey: Oh, Im sorry, Ross. Ill get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, Ill toss in a free muffin.
Gunther: No, Im leaving to get my hair dyed.
Joey: Oh, man, I could totally get that part. Im sorry, that seat is taken.
Chandler: Mon, get out here!
Chandler: Im sorry. Youre not easy-going, but youre passionate, and thats good. And when you get upset about the little things, I think that Im pretty good about making you feel better about that. And thats good too. So, they can say that youre high maintenance, but its okay, because I like maintaining you.
Joey: Not good, no. I didnt get the part, and I lost my job here, so
Joey: Well, I had the audition but Gunther said I had to stay here and be in charge so he could go get his hair dyed. So, I went anyway, and then he fired me.
Rachel: Joey, you cant let him get away with that. Ya know what, Im not going to let him get away with that. Im going to say something to himNo, I really shouldnt say anythingNo, I should say something to him. (Goes to the counter) Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him
Chloe: (entering from bedroom) Hey, what kind of puppy do you think I should get?
Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I dont want you to get hurt, cause I kinda like you.
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
Monica: No, its okay, not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews, I got to dump Chip Matthews.
Ross: Correct. In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?
Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. (sees Kate is watching, he turns Lauren so that he can talk directly to Kate, but still look like he is talking to Lauren) Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, youve got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, Im gonna want to meet her.
Phoebe: Okay, get out of my kitchen!
Ross: No, no, no... why, because it might get weird for everyone else? Who cares about them. This is about us. Look, I-I've been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade.
Ross: Really?! Wow! Thats-thats so nice, what are you gonna get me?
Chandler: Wow! Why do you want to get rid of her so badly?
Monica: Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.
Ross: Im gonna get you to talk to Chandler.
Phoebe: Well, oh, ok now... Only one of us has to stay with Emma. Ok, and as the person who realized that, I get to go!
Robin: Y'know its that feeling you get, y'know?
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Ross: What did you get?
Monica: (running in from her bedroom) Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! (opens the door) Hi, Tim.
Phoebe: Oh, Ill get it. (goes over to the door.)
Ross: Like em, like em? Or, Id like to get store credit for that amount like em?
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Phoebe: No. I'm sorry. It's just 'cause I couldn't be there. 'Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out.
Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling... water working... and action....and cut. What was that?
Joey: Yeah, were gonna be fine! Get out!
Phoebe: All right, get a room.
Joey: Wait a minute, did you just make up all that stuff just to get out of being my agent.
Chandler: Im gonna call and get off work tomorrow!
JOEY: Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well the line in the script was, 'If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die.' But I made it, ' If this woman doesn't get to a hospital, she's not gonna live.'
Phoebe: (on intercom) Hey, do you need to get in? Here you go.
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!
ROSS: No, um, see 'cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Yeah, I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.
Phoebe: All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
Monica: Can you believe it? I finally get to run my own kitchen!
Monica: Thats not even a word! I can get this! I can get this!
RACHEL: I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?
Chandler: Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.
(The duck starts to frantically flap his wings, while Joey is holding him, in an attempt to get away.)
Rachel: Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.
Rachel: During a blackout? He'd get trampled!
RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
Phoebe: For what? I cant believe this! I gotta get out of here. (leaves)
Joey: All right! Ill try! But if I cant, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.
Joey: Good enough to get fired.
Monica: That's mine!! Now, would you both please start acting like adults? And get me my cough drops!
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
All: Whoa. (they all lean in to get a closer look, Ross isn't pleased)
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie peeks in around the corner)
Monica: Used to work with her. Used to! Im a relative and I didnt get invited! A blood relative! Blood!!
JOEY: Chandler gave me word of the day toilet paper. I'm gonna get some coffee.
Monica: (hums for a while, then gives up, and in her head) If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes. No. Don't do this. This is stupid! I don't have to prove anything, I'm gonna go get them...But then everyone will know. Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back! ...I need help! (She buries her head in her pillow.)
Phoebe: (yelling from the bedroom) Get away from that! No! (she comes into the living room carrying the phone) She's just getting dressed.
Rachel: Well, oh, Mark, Im doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? Im just doing it to get back at Ross. Im sorry, its not very fair to you.
Frank: We were having lunch. Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like, "Hey! Y'know, were here, having lunch lets get married!
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
The Waiter: Yeah, people get pretty generous around the holidays. And it never hurts to wear tight trousers.
Chandler: Why not?! Id be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to getoh I see.
Young Ethan: Uuh, before we get into any staying-over-stuff, there is something you should know.
Monica: I swear, I promise. I promise. Oh my God, I'm so excited! {And I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! Sorry, just couldn't resist it.} All right, listen let me tell you, do not get her flowers. Okay? Because y'know, she cries when they die, and there's the whole funeral
Monica: Look Rach, we have to move. I mean if they had lost, we wouldve made them get rid of the birds. Right?
Phoebe: No! Hey, we're not leaving until we get paid! I don't know who she thinks she is! Enough is enough! (Phoebe goes into the living room.) Hey, widow?
Joanna: Congratulations! You now just crossed the line into completely useless. Get out. (Sophie starts to cry and leaves)
Ross: (Reading letters) Oh God. (To Marcel) We didn't get into Scranton. (To the others) That was like our safety zoo. They take like dogs and cows. See? I don't know who this is harder on, me or him.
Ross: (to Joey) How 'bout instead you, go get changed! (to Chandler) You, give him back his underwear! I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!
Ross: Coffee sounds great. (They get up) Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?
(They go get a drink.)
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
Phoebe: Oh-okay, I get the game now.
Phoebe: Oh, I get a puppy!!
Chandler: Y'know I had a big meal on Monday, y'know. So that's just gonna get me straight through the week.
Rachel: Did you not get a good enough look the other day?
Monica: Hey, did you get the turkey bast-Oh my God! Oh my God! (She sees someone is stuck in the turkey.) Who is that?
Rachel: Ill get her.
Phoebe: Ohh! So, did you get to meet her?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch. Monicas boyfriend is getting up to get something. For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monicas fat, I wont be calling her Fat Monica throughout.]
Kathy: Wasnt Nick funny when he couldnt get his match lit?
Rachel: I dont get this! She was horrible! (She hits Chandler, yet again.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless. (Luckily it isnt a long trip.) Because hes made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since hes re-established his health insurance.]
Mrs. Geller: (stopping him) Dont get up Jack! The safety pins are about to blow.
Joey: Hey guys. (to Chandler) Listen uh, you wanna get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight?
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Ross: Hey. So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application.
The Salesman: For 50 bucks, you can get one book! What will it be? A? B? C?
Joey: Seriously, good game though. Good game. (He tries to congratulate them, but they pull away.) (To Chandler) What are they so mad about? They get the apartment back!
Customer: Hey, can we get some cappuccino over here?
[Scene: The airport, the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice.]
Janice: On no! No! Its not good-bye, Im not leaving until you get on that plane.
Chandler: Okay, she is the star of the play. And she is my girlfriend! I get to have sex with the star of the play!
Emily: I dont care! You just get him!
Ross: How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
Chandler: If you wanna give Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle, like a wrecking ball, or a vile of small pox to release in the hallway?
Gene: Hey! I got a kid starting college. I've to get surgery on my knee, you just lost me ten grand!
Chandler: Well, I then guess Im going to Yemen! Im going to Yemen! (To this old woman also going to Yemen.) When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Ross: Yes, we have something we have to get to.
Chandler: Actually, can I get some hot water with a little lemon? I think I strained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud?
(Ross is now preoccupied with the spider, and forgets that Rachel is still using the swing. While trying to get rid of the spider, he stands in front of Rachel, who bumps into him, throwing him on the ground again.)
Phoebe: Not if I get there first.
Ross: I gotta get going. Bye Chandler.