words in movies
Phoebe: I just thought we might be here for awhile. You know, things might get musical.
Ross: I'll get it.
Monica: Get up. Come on. Let's get some coffee.
Joey: Wha? Wha..aa? Let me get the father. Hey, we need a father over here! We need a father!
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Chandler: You'll get one.
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Ross: I got it! Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps.
Carol: I don't care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier.
Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross and Susan are trying to get out.]
Joey: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's (notices the nurse looking at him strangely) I was justyeah, right. Push! Push!
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau have gone to get coffee.]
Dr. Franzblau: No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me.
Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?
Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day.
Rachel: You guys wanna get some coffee?
Rachel: Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee.
Frank: I know! Why dont you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.
Ross: Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?
Hoshi: Its just hard when I know I have e-mail I cant get!
Rachel: No. I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. Its a very big deal, theres a lot of people there I have to meet.
Joey: Y'know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler. (gets up and leaves.)
Ross: Rachel one brunch is not gonna solve anything. You gotta face it, okay were never gonna get along.
Chandler: (jumping up) Oh, Ill go out and get you some.
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
Phoebe: Well umm, do you wanna get something to eat? Im kinda hungry.
Joey: Oh, all blank, and no blank, makes blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!
PHOE: He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I was gonna get all, y'know, like, 'ohh, is he gonna call me the next day' and, y'know, 'where is this going' and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.
Joey: So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, youre doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.
Chandler: All right ladies, heres what were gonna do. (Points to a stripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two, go get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, "Chandlers the king! Chandlers the king!"
Chandler: Well, y'know if Joey and I played with matches we could get you up to an even hundred.
Joey: Thats so sweet. (pause) Im gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)
(They both get up and leave Phoebe alone.)
Robin: (starting to cry) Ooh, (to Rachel) Can I have a napkin, please? Could you please hand me a napkin? (Rachel tries to grab one, but is to slow for his tastes.) Would you--Give me this thing (grabs the napkin holder from her.) all right!! Enough! (to Billy) And you are no longer my friend! We are finished! (gets up to leave) Nada!! No more! You are a bastard for doing this!! (Billy follows him) Get away from me!!
Joey: Sometimes I get in here just to get away from it! Hey, a nickel!!
Tag: Yknow, Im actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasnt mature enough, but Ive really grown up and think we should get back together.
Phoebe: It was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was; "Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I'm gonna get the yogurt and we'll meet at the checkout counter." And y'know what? We will meet at the checkout counter.
Joey: I, I dont get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again.
Phoebe: (is struggling with the cat) Stop it! Stop it! She keeps squirming, trying to get away! Just like when she was alive.
(Brenda pulls a chair to the counter and uses it to get up on the counter in order to clean the top of the cabinets. Monica sneaks over, bends over, and tries to see the stain. That doesnt work so she sticks her head between Brendas legs. Suddenly Brenda changes her stance and traps Monicas head between her legs.)
Chandler: Ill tell you what, I will go get them developed and you can go home.
Chandler: I don't get it, I mean, you just got him. How can he be an adult already?
Phoebe: I dont get it.
Mike: I've missed you so much! No, I'm not gonna ask you to get back together because I know we want different things, but just to be with you one more night.
Chandler: Look, this isnt funny! You get back here right now!
Rachel: Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.
Rachel: When she sees that youre gone, shes gonna know that I let you out, and that I was in here, and Im gonna get fired!
Susan: Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing. You can go. Ill get the information.
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Joey: Relax okay, I-I-I can get this open. Anybody have a coat hanger?
Rachel: Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, shes very private about her office. Now I know why.
(Sergei insults Mischa, and they get into a huge fight, in Russian.)
The Salesman: Okay, I-I get the picture. Uh, thanks, for your time. (Starts to leave)
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I cant get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and Im cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joannas desk.)
Chandler: Wow! Really?! We get all this rusty crap for free?!
Joey: Hey! Who was up from 2 oclock this morning until 5 oclock this morning trying to get her back to sleep?
Joey: All right, Im here, lets ahh, get this over with.
PHOEBE: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious.
Chandler: Y'know what, it doesnt matter, cause she picked me. Me! From now on I get the dates and you have to stay home on Saturday nights watching Ready, Set, Cook!
Ross: (breaking the hug) Ohh, I gotta go to the flower store! (Runs to the door.) Check it out, no one will tell me where Emily is, so I'm gonna send 72 long-stem, red roses to Emily's parent's house, one for each day that I've known and loved her. That oughta get her talking to me again.
Joey: Go get em Treeger.
Monica: Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean youre not the only ones on your honeymoon!
Chandler: You dont turn and slide, you throw it out! Im tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed!
Josh: Well, it's getting late, I've got to get to the game, so I'm gonna... head.
Ross: Well maybe he'll get to go soon, like on a class trip or something.
Phoebe: Okay! It's worth it, if it will get you moving. You haven't worked in months.
Joey: Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I wouldve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and thats just for ugly people.
Joey: We've only been going out for a couple of weeks, do you think I gotta get her something?
Ross: (standing at the edge of the roof) Yeah, I guess we dont have a choice. (Screaming to the street) Help us! Please help us! Were stuck up on the roof and we cant get down!!!
Phoebe: There you go, that's the spirit! Okay! Now, if you need money, I will lend you money, but just get moving!
Mark: Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself.
Rachel: Yes, you have to get her something, and it should be something really nice.
Phoebe: But Mon, you have to get our money!
JOEY: How far'd ya get?
Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.
Mrs. Burkart: All right. I'll get my bag.
Joey: Or... just get a card that has a poem already in it.
Ross: What do you mean? Nothing happened! I had to get out of there.
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
Phoebe: You didn't get the money, did you?
Ross: Correct. In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
Chloe: (entering from bedroom) Hey, what kind of puppy do you think I should get?
Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I dont want you to get hurt, cause I kinda like you.
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
Monica: No, its okay, not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews, I got to dump Chip Matthews.
Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. (sees Kate is watching, he turns Lauren so that he can talk directly to Kate, but still look like he is talking to Lauren) Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, youve got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, Im gonna want to meet her.
Phoebe: Okay, get out of my kitchen!
Ross: No, no, no... why, because it might get weird for everyone else? Who cares about them. This is about us. Look, I-I've been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade.
Monica: Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.
Ross: Really?! Wow! Thats-thats so nice, what are you gonna get me?
Chandler: Wow! Why do you want to get rid of her so badly?
Phoebe: Well, oh, ok now... Only one of us has to stay with Emma. Ok, and as the person who realized that, I get to go!
Ross: Im gonna get you to talk to Chandler.
Robin: Y'know its that feeling you get, y'know?
Ross: What did you get?
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Phoebe: No. I'm sorry. It's just 'cause I couldn't be there. 'Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out.
Phoebe: Oh, Ill get it. (goes over to the door.)
Ross: Like em, like em? Or, Id like to get store credit for that amount like em?
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Joey: Yeah, were gonna be fine! Get out!
Monica: (running in from her bedroom) Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! (opens the door) Hi, Tim.
Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling... water working... and action....and cut. What was that?
Chandler: Im gonna call and get off work tomorrow!
Phoebe: All right, get a room.
Joey: Wait a minute, did you just make up all that stuff just to get out of being my agent.
JOEY: Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well the line in the script was, 'If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die.' But I made it, ' If this woman doesn't get to a hospital, she's not gonna live.'
RACHEL: I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?
ROSS: No, um, see 'cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Yeah, I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.
Phoebe: (on intercom) Hey, do you need to get in? Here you go.
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!
Phoebe: All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
Monica: Can you believe it? I finally get to run my own kitchen!
Monica: Thats not even a word! I can get this! I can get this!
Rachel: During a blackout? He'd get trampled!