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Chandler: Where did you, when did you, how did you... (Joey hits the back of Chandler's head) How did you get a girl like that?
Rachel: Huh. Well, then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair. So this is pretty rare. How did you get that?
Ross: How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?
Phoebe: There you go, that's the spirit! Okay! Now, if you need money, I will lend you money, but just get moving!
Phoebe: Okay! It's worth it, if it will get you moving. You haven't worked in months.
Joey: We've only been going out for a couple of weeks, do you think I gotta get her something?
Rachel: Yes, you have to get her something, and it should be something really nice.
Rachel: What did you get her? (Joey opens up a rectangular black box and holds up a pen.)
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
Joey: Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?
Joey: Or... just get a card that has a poem already in it.
Phoebe: But Mon, you have to get our money!
Phoebe: Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Ross: What do you mean? Nothing happened! I had to get out of there.
Joey: All right! Now you go get that beautiful pig! (Ross hesitates, looks unsure) Oink!
Chandler: She's really going to love this, you know? The bottom line is I want her to have it, even if I don't get to be the one who gives it to her.
Mrs. Burkart: (singing) Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get those peepers? Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get those eyes?
Phoebe: You didn't get the money, did you?
Phoebe: No! Hey, we're not leaving until we get paid! I don't know who she thinks she is! Enough is enough! (Phoebe goes into the living room.) Hey, widow?
Mrs. Burkart: All right. I'll get my bag.
Joey: Hey, listen, I gotta tell ya, I feel kinda bad taking credit for this, because man, am I gonna get a lot of credit for this!
Susan: Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing. You can go. Ill get the information.
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Joey: Relax okay, I-I-I can get this open. Anybody have a coat hanger?
Rachel: Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, shes very private about her office. Now I know why.
(Sergei insults Mischa, and they get into a huge fight, in Russian.)
The Salesman: Okay, I-I get the picture. Uh, thanks, for your time. (Starts to leave)
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I cant get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and Im cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joannas desk.)
Chandler: Wow! Really?! We get all this rusty crap for free?!
Joey: Hey! Who was up from 2 oclock this morning until 5 oclock this morning trying to get her back to sleep?
Joey: All right, Im here, lets ahh, get this over with.
PHOEBE: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious.
Chandler: Y'know what, it doesnt matter, cause she picked me. Me! From now on I get the dates and you have to stay home on Saturday nights watching Ready, Set, Cook!
Ross: (breaking the hug) Ohh, I gotta go to the flower store! (Runs to the door.) Check it out, no one will tell me where Emily is, so I'm gonna send 72 long-stem, red roses to Emily's parent's house, one for each day that I've known and loved her. That oughta get her talking to me again.
Joey: Go get em Treeger.
Monica: Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean youre not the only ones on your honeymoon!
Chandler: You dont turn and slide, you throw it out! Im tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed!
Josh: Well, it's getting late, I've got to get to the game, so I'm gonna... head.
Ross: Well maybe he'll get to go soon, like on a class trip or something.
Joey: Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I wouldve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and thats just for ugly people.
Ross: (standing at the edge of the roof) Yeah, I guess we dont have a choice. (Screaming to the street) Help us! Please help us! Were stuck up on the roof and we cant get down!!!
Mark: Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself.
JOEY: How far'd ya get?
Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
Chloe: (entering from bedroom) Hey, what kind of puppy do you think I should get?
Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I dont want you to get hurt, cause I kinda like you.
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
Monica: No, its okay, not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews, I got to dump Chip Matthews.
Ross: Correct. In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?
Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. (sees Kate is watching, he turns Lauren so that he can talk directly to Kate, but still look like he is talking to Lauren) Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, youve got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, Im gonna want to meet her.
Phoebe: Okay, get out of my kitchen!
Ross: No, no, no... why, because it might get weird for everyone else? Who cares about them. This is about us. Look, I-I've been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade.
Ross: Really?! Wow! Thats-thats so nice, what are you gonna get me?
Chandler: Wow! Why do you want to get rid of her so badly?
Monica: Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.
Ross: Im gonna get you to talk to Chandler.
Phoebe: Well, oh, ok now... Only one of us has to stay with Emma. Ok, and as the person who realized that, I get to go!
Robin: Y'know its that feeling you get, y'know?
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Ross: What did you get?
Monica: (running in from her bedroom) Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! (opens the door) Hi, Tim.
Phoebe: Oh, Ill get it. (goes over to the door.)
Ross: Like em, like em? Or, Id like to get store credit for that amount like em?
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Phoebe: No. I'm sorry. It's just 'cause I couldn't be there. 'Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out.
Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling... water working... and action....and cut. What was that?
Joey: Yeah, were gonna be fine! Get out!
Phoebe: All right, get a room.
Joey: Wait a minute, did you just make up all that stuff just to get out of being my agent.
Chandler: Im gonna call and get off work tomorrow!
JOEY: Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well the line in the script was, 'If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die.' But I made it, ' If this woman doesn't get to a hospital, she's not gonna live.'
Phoebe: (on intercom) Hey, do you need to get in? Here you go.
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!
ROSS: No, um, see 'cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Yeah, I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.
Phoebe: All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
Monica: Can you believe it? I finally get to run my own kitchen!
Monica: Thats not even a word! I can get this! I can get this!
RACHEL: I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?
Chandler: Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.
(The duck starts to frantically flap his wings, while Joey is holding him, in an attempt to get away.)
Rachel: Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.
Rachel: During a blackout? He'd get trampled!
RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
Phoebe: For what? I cant believe this! I gotta get out of here. (leaves)
Joey: All right! Ill try! But if I cant, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.
Joey: Good enough to get fired.
Monica: That's mine!! Now, would you both please start acting like adults? And get me my cough drops!
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
All: Whoa. (they all lean in to get a closer look, Ross isn't pleased)
Phoebe: (yelling from the bedroom) Get away from that! No! (she comes into the living room carrying the phone) She's just getting dressed.
Monica: Used to work with her. Used to! Im a relative and I didnt get invited! A blood relative! Blood!!
Monica: (hums for a while, then gives up, and in her head) If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes. No. Don't do this. This is stupid! I don't have to prove anything, I'm gonna go get them...But then everyone will know. Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back! ...I need help! (She buries her head in her pillow.)
Rachel: Well, oh, Mark, Im doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? Im just doing it to get back at Ross. Im sorry, its not very fair to you.
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie peeks in around the corner)
JOEY: Chandler gave me word of the day toilet paper. I'm gonna get some coffee.
Frank: We were having lunch. Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like, "Hey! Y'know, were here, having lunch lets get married!
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
Chandler: Why not?! Id be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to getoh I see.
The Waiter: Yeah, people get pretty generous around the holidays. And it never hurts to wear tight trousers.
Joanna: Congratulations! You now just crossed the line into completely useless. Get out. (Sophie starts to cry and leaves)
Young Ethan: Uuh, before we get into any staying-over-stuff, there is something you should know.
Monica: I swear, I promise. I promise. Oh my God, I'm so excited! {And I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! Sorry, just couldn't resist it.} All right, listen let me tell you, do not get her flowers. Okay? Because y'know, she cries when they die, and there's the whole funeral
Monica: Look Rach, we have to move. I mean if they had lost, we wouldve made them get rid of the birds. Right?
Ross: (Reading letters) Oh God. (To Marcel) We didn't get into Scranton. (To the others) That was like our safety zoo. They take like dogs and cows. See? I don't know who this is harder on, me or him.
Ross: Coffee sounds great. (They get up) Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?
Ross: (to Joey) How 'bout instead you, go get changed! (to Chandler) You, give him back his underwear! I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!
(They go get a drink.)
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
Phoebe: Oh-okay, I get the game now.
Monica: Hey, did you get the turkey bast-Oh my God! Oh my God! (She sees someone is stuck in the turkey.) Who is that?
Rachel: Did you not get a good enough look the other day?
Phoebe: Oh, I get a puppy!!
Chandler: Y'know I had a big meal on Monday, y'know. So that's just gonna get me straight through the week.
Kathy: Wasnt Nick funny when he couldnt get his match lit?
Phoebe: Ohh! So, did you get to meet her?
Rachel: Ill get her.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch. Monicas boyfriend is getting up to get something. For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monicas fat, I wont be calling her Fat Monica throughout.]
Joey: Hey guys. (to Chandler) Listen uh, you wanna get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight?
Rachel: I dont get this! She was horrible! (She hits Chandler, yet again.)