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[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Phoebe: Huh? Can you just imagine getting down on one knee and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?
Ross: Okay. Well, apparently Chandlers angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago.
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters.]
Joey: No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. Y'know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but y'know are we ever going to have y'know the closeness like-like you guys have?
Joey: They go on one date and youre worried about them getting married?! Hes not you!
Ursula: Umm, nothing. I mean, Im getting married next week.
Monica: No! I was just getting into position and then everything went dark.
Rachel: (deals new hand) Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple...
Joey: So you uh, nervous about getting married?
Rachel: Theres not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I are not getting married.
Joey: Maybe Monicas playing a joke on ya. Yknow? Getting her own husband a hooker, thats pretty funny.
Monica: Yeah! Hey! Thanks for getting me that girls number.
Will: Are ya getting married?
Ross: Youre not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!
[Scene: Airport, Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape. Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape. He is getting on the jetway. The flight attendant is there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee.]
Chandler: I didnt know you and Carol were getting divorced, Im sorry.
Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.
Ross: Getting married. (Chandler panics.) Okay. Okay. You can, you can do that too! Just like youve done everything else!
Ross: Oh yeah, yeah were moving forward. Youll be getting our card!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Joey: I could use a challenge! Its getting pretty easy.
Rachel: Joey, just because theyre not getting married doesnt mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
RACHEL: I just can't believe this is happening. I mean, when I was little, everybody's parents were getting divorced. I just figured as a grownup I wouldn't have to worry about this.
Phoebe: Joey, I just think youre getting worked up over nothing. This is probably just a crush.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
Phoebe: (getting uncomfortable) Okay.
Monica: Youre getting a crush on your sisters fianc�e.
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up.]
Ross: Im getting that baby out of you!
(Phoebe and Monica walk in from getting some coffee.)
Monica: Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well (Feeds him a spoonful of what shes cooking.) Im getting my revenge!
Rachel: God! DontWe cant let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait shell be in the gown and then he wont show up and then shes gonna have to take off the gown
[Scene: Central Perk. The four guys are returning after getting the hat back.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Rachels muffin.]
Rachel: Hes downstairs getting the rest of the stuff out of the cab.
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Rachel: We've got to find a new pediatrician. Ross was getting sick last night, and I think Emma may have caught it.
Monica:: yea well the weird part is... he was getting off to a shark attack show!
Monica: Oh, maybe he was getting him confused with his childhood therapist.
Phoebe: (getting up) Oh, for god�s sake, Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! (everybody scared) I�m sorry, was that rude? Di-did my, my li-little outburst blunt (?) the hideousness (?) that is this evening? Look, I know, you all have a lot going on, but all I wanted to do was have dinner with my friends on my birthday. And you are all so late and you didn�t even have the courtesy to call. (her cellular rings) Well, it�s too late now.
Joey: ...feel like getting a cup of coffee?
Ross: oh yea now um how is that going, is it getting serious?
Joey: (getting worried) Bite me?
Ross: So listen ah, I picked Monica for secret Santa, but Im already getting her something for Chanukah, I was wondering if you wanna switch.
Lauren: (to Joey) Hey! So since were getting off early, do you want to go and paint mugs?
Amy: Oh. Yeah. Well.. You didn't come see me when I was in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.
ROSS: I'm getting ready for the water skiing. [Mr. Greene opens the door which pulls Ross in] How are you doing?
Ross: (getting up) Tell me about it. (He sits up on the edge of the bed and has "Just Married" written on his back.)
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach-aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
Phoebe: Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?
Monica: I dont know! I dontmaybe youre feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought youd get married first! Maybe you cant stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
Rachel: (interrupting her) Oh Phoebe, thats a great story. Can you tell it to me when youre getting me some iced tea? (Phoebe gets up and Rachel groans.) (To the baby) Oh God, get out! Get out!! Get out!! Get out!!
(Monica is getting up from the couch)
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
(She does so by taking off her jacket seductively, only she has trouble getting one hand out and slams the jacket on the chair angrily to remove it.)
Monica: I know why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?
Monica: Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.
Rachel: Joey! Why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.]
Ross: Because, I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah, and, and you're-you're wrecking it.
Monica: Yeah with Chandler not getting paid, we could really use 300 million dollars.
Chandler: Can I come a little bit closer, valuable things are getting squished...
Chandler: This is probably the wrong thing to be worrying about, but... you're getting ham on my only tie.
Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. (on the phone, getting up from the sofa) Hey, Steve.
Rachel: Yes you do, if you're going to make me feel guilty for getting a free massage!
Phoebe: Oh no! He's not getting away that easy! (Phoebe and Joey run towards the bathroom and enter)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine.]
(She's getting closer to him, the scene fades to black.)
Monica: Come on! Come on, if we have sex again itll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closets still available?
Frank: Y'know, I just was finally happy y'know. For the first time in my life! After my Dad left me, and then, and then getting arrested for stealing those birds, and then, and then the whole punctured lung thing! I can, its still really hard to take deep breaths in cold weather, but with Alice all that stuff kinda went away. And now its, and now its gone and I dont know why!
Joey: Come on who? Who do you like? Tell me. You're not getting away that easy. Who do you like, who?
Rachel: I just saw Danny getting on the subway with a girl and he had his arm around her.
Joey: Hey, if you wanna grab a bite before work we'd better get acrimonious. No? Am I getting close?
Phoebe: No, you cant let this stop you from getting massages! No look, I have, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do!
Monica: They're in the kitchen getting something to eat. Can you believe how nice they are?
Rachel: Look at that woman sitting by the pool getting tan... so leathery and wrinkled, I'm so jealous!
Rachel: No, no, it's just that it's getting late...
Joey: (getting an idea) Hey, y'know what a really good rainy day game is?
Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely. I d... it’s just a little weird, it’s you, and it’s me, it's just gonna take some getting used to.
Joey: But uhm, we're getting rid of her, right? Rach, please tell me we’re getting rid of her.
Amy: Oh! Um... Well... I'm getting married.
Rachel: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally(opens envelope)not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that.
Amy: Hey, your English is getting better!!
Frank Jr.: Oh, you'd be getting a really good one. I mean, you know, he's really funny. Like, the other day he made up this joke.
Monica: WE'RE GETTING A BABY!
Phoebe: You guys, there are people in there who are not getting any happier!
Ross: I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.
Ross: So, you’re saying, uh, if I wear these pants I might be getting into hers?
Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.
Chandler: We're getting the house. (they hug) We're getting the house.
(Chandler is getting ready to kick off, Ross is holding the ball between his foot and finger.)
Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!
Chandler: You guys just keep getting cooler and cooler!
(Chandler lets her into the apartment and reveals that Monica is getting a massage from another woman.)
RACH: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Mike: Hey! You made it. Great! Chappy! Hi! (kisses his dad) Hi! (kisses his mom) Mom, I know getting married in the street isn't something you approve of...
Monica: Oh! It was our pleasure. We are so much enjoying getting to know you.