words in movies
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
Joey: Oh my, oh my God!
Ross: My God, the babys kicking. Thats great. Although I kinda wish I-I wouldve been there to feel the kicking for the first time yknow.
Monica: Oh God Phoebe!! (Phoebe covers one ear.) Oh thats it! Thats it! Right there! Oh! (Tries to cover the other ear.) Ooooh-oooh-ooooh (Covers both ears and continues the massage with her elbows.)
Rachel: Okay. Oh GodOw!Oo!
Ross: Oh. Oh. Thank God, most women dont even feel them.
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Phoebe: Really? Theres nothing sexual about this? (Sexily) Oooh. Oo God! Ohh. Ohhhh. Ohh. (Some cute guy is watching closely.) (To him) What are you looking at?! (Pause) I mean hi.
Monica: Oh myThis is so embarrassing. Oh my God, Im never gonna get massaged again!
Chandler: Not to shabby, I got this all off myself using my wifes tools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see whats behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God!
Monica: Oh God!
Rachel: Ohh! Oh God! (Laughs her way into the living room.)
Guest #2: (sees the cake) Oh my God! Someone cut Howard's cake! (Ross tries dumping it into a nearby plant.) Who would do a think like that?
Rachel: (Resenting the truth) I am not a baby! You know what? I swear to god, just because you get so uptight every time we...
Casting Director #1: Oh my God!!
Tommy: (noticing the chick) Ooh, hey! Hey, there little fella. (picks up the chick) Mr. Fuzzy-Man, how are you doing? (starts to pet him) Aww. (The chick poops on his hand.) Eww! Oh! Eww! Gross! Idiot!! Stupid little, fuzzy, yellow creature!! Oh look at me, Im so cute, Im a little chick whos disgusting! God, youre so stupid, how are you not yet extinct!! (the duck wattles behind him and quacks) (to the duck) Quack-quack, quack-quack!! What are you quacking about?! Dumb Donald Doo-Doo!!
All: (they all recoil from the smell emanating from him) Oh! God! Wow!
Monica: Oh my God.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Joey: (looking at it) Oh my God!!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monicas just gonna kill you.
Monica: Okay! (To Rachel) Oh my God, thank you!!
Monica: (starting to cry) Oh God!
Monica: "Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!"
Joey: No, God, no! No! No no, I'm an actor. You'd probably recognize me from a little show called "The Days of Our Lives".
Monica: Kinda. (She hugs Phoebe and looks out the window. She moves closer to it to get a better look.) Oh my God!
Rachel: Yeah but-but-but you liked me! Oh my God, I cant believe this, all this time, I liked you and you liked me!
Joey: Oh God, yeah.
Chandler: (pretending) Oh my God! You-almost-gave-me-a-heart-attack.
Rachel: (as she's being dragged) What are you? Monica!! Stop it!! Oh my God! Stop it! (Monica drags her totally onto the floor and on her back.)
Chandler: Bye! Thank God
Joey: Oh dear God!
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Phoebe: Oh my God. What happened?
Rachel: Oh my God. Did you talk to him?
Chandler: You know Oh My God.
Monica: My God, Rachel, I cant believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. Ohh, Im so jealous. (Chandler looks at her.)
Monica: Oh my god.
Chandler: Yes, God forbid we throw out old underwear. You-you know what? Im going to go over to Joeys.
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
Chandler: Hey Ross, I was wondering if Oh my God!! Where are all the men???
Rachel: Oh no, no, no. Oh God, you think I made out with him.
Rachel: Oh My God, Phoebe, thats not Ralph Lauren. Thats Kenny the copy guy.
Monica: Oh my God, Joey, that is such a great tip.
Joey: Its not what you said. Its the way you said it .Oh My God, Im a women!!!
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
Ross: Oh my God, the pages are stuck together!
Ross: Look Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind stuff all right. Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freak out. Oh my God, she's going to sit on you.
Ross: (to Joey) Oh no, she took down Monica... And I'm the crier in the family. Oh God! I could be next. Maybe she won't talk with me if it looks like we're deep in converstation. Oh, so that thing you said about the thing. It really made me think about that other thing.
Ross: Oh my God!
Monica: Oh my God!
Chandler: (To Rachel) Oh my God!
Ross: Oh my God its just like I dreamed it!
Phoebe: No, no actually, he's smiling.. and... Oh my God, don't do that!!
Rachel: (humoring Phoebe) Oh my God, he dream-cheated on you!
Tall Guy: God! What are you, in second grade?
Rachel: Oh my God, Jill!
Rachel: (seeing his new table) Ohh! Oh my God!
Phoebe: Oh my God. This is where you got all our stuff, Pottery Barn! Oh my God!
Rachel: Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!
Rachel: Oh my God, I cannot believe this. You know I actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation with youAbout us! But I can�t do that with someone who hides my messages and brings crazy women back to my apartment!
Phoebe: Wow! Oh my God, well if theyve ripped off our table ours must be much more than one and fifty dollars!
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
Jill: Oh my God, Rachel!
Chandler: Oh my God, introduce us!
Phoebe: I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!
Jill: (gasps) Thats the best one! Oh my God, (hugs him) thank you so much!
Monica: Oh my God! We love that show! I mean Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember!
Jill: Me go out with Ross?! No! God no! What would make you think that?
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Rachel: Oh my God, look-look hes taking off her clothes!
Rachel: Oh my God!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey! Whats up? (Sees the TV) Oh my God! What am I doing?!!
Ross: Oh My God, she-she made half a English Trifle, and half a...Sheperds Pie!
Monica: Its gotta be one of a kind. Yknow like umm, yknow uh, whats that God awful ceramic fruit bowl she has on her counter?
Monica: Oh my God! Are-are you crying?
Phoebe: (seeing her dress) Oh God. So-so youre making porn movies.
Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe, Pottery Barn has ripped off the design of our antique!
Monica: Oh my God!
Joey: Oh dear God, let me think. (Starts to sarcastically think about it.)
Ross: (recognizing her) Oh my God! Rachel Green?
Monica: Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since weve seen each other?
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Rachel: (interrupting him and seeing Joey) Oh my God! Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives, just walked in here!
Monica: Oh my God!
Joey: Oh my God! Thats great! Congratulations! Whats the story?!
Rachel: God Im just a horrible person.
Phoebe: Thank God.
Phoebe: Oh God! Is that veal?
Rachel: Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, youve waited long enough!!
Rachel: Oh my God! Youre a 30 year old virgin!
Rachel: Noo! Oh God we didwe didnt, we didnt uhh
Rachel: (groans) Oh God. Oh I cant believe Joey Tribbiani heard me throw up!
Rachel: Ohh! My God! Barry!!
Chandler: Oh my God!
Rachel: (seeing the ring and gasping) Oh my God, they let you keep that stuff?!
Phoebe: Oh my God! How bad was it?
(Ross shoots Joey a look, who shoots Chandler a look, who gives Joey an Oh my God. look back.)
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Chandler: Oh my good God.
Rachel: Oh my God! Why is he jumping on those women!
Ross: She is not (Realizes) Shes gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I cant believe this.
Dr. Wesley: Good-bye and God speed, Hope Brady.
Rachel: My God! (They both run into the bedrooms.)
Chandler: God, its great to catch up! I cant believe how long its been!
Monica: Oh my God! Thats great! Oh wow! (Hugs him.) Youre a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!
Rachel: Oh my God! It sure didnt look this way when I lived here.
Rachel: Thank God youre pretty. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Oh my God, look! Thats Elizabeth!
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Phoebe: God, what a mess. (She grabs the bowl and heads for Monicas.)