words in movies
JOEY: Aww, Rach, I think you look cute (kisses her on the cheek, then looks at Ross) And you, uh, you, you I could eat with a spoon (goes to kiss him).
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
Chandler: You got it! Here we go! Come on! This is great! (Rachel goes over and unlocks the handcuffs) Ahhh! (He starts rubbing his wrist)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is scrapping gum off the table as there is a knock on the door. He goes over and opens it.]
Chandler: Goodnight. (Goes to his room.)
ROSS: [his beeper goes off] It's the museum again, can I, oh.
Rachel: Id love that. I would loooove (Carol goes to make the coffee and she sits down.) So uh, so where is sweet little Ben? I would love to have a little...
[She goes into her apartment and slams the door.]
Rachel: Okay. (She goes into her bedroom)
Phoebe: Oh, Ill get it. (goes over to the door.)
(She goes back and forth, not sure what to do first, put the bagel down or grab the key. She finally puts the bagel down and grabs the key and goes over to unlock Joanna.)
Rachel: How are you? (She goes to kiss him on the cheek, but stops because of the dates and pats him on the shoulder.)
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
(She goes for his magazine and he grabs it away before she reaches it. But she was only using the magazine as a decoy because she grabs his cookie and coffee, takes a bite out of the cookie and drinks some of the coffee.)
Rachel: Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.
David: That's fair, you've had a long trip. (he leaves his seat to Mike, and stands there looking for a chair. He finally goes to Monica and Chandler's table)
Monica: God! If youre gonna cry about it! (She grabs the box and goes to through it out.]
Joey: (entering) Hey! (Goes to the fridge.)
Phoebe: Great. (Goes to take the test.)
Joey: (goes over to Chandler) Hey buddy! Hows it going?
(She exits and Phoebe goes over and sits down at the machine that works your shoulders and tries to do one, which she does, easily.)
(He goes to the bathroom and after he leaves Rachel goes through his coat and grabs the keys along with a $20 bill. The woman from before watches her do this.)
Monica: (looking out the peephole) Ohh, shes looking down the hall. Oh! She looked right at me! Oh wait, you cant see people through that little hole, can you? (Goes back to the door.) Hello!
Phoebe: Im sorry. (Goes and hugs him)
Rachel: Ooh, I just feel bad, I never vacuum. (She goes into Chandler and Joeys.)
(As Bonnie goes to do just that, Rachel smiles to herself, proud of what shes done.)
Emily: Okay. (Goes to say hi to the lads.)
Phoebe: Ooh yeah! Then umm, what goes on top of the salami?
Chandler: Yeah, I believe I was talking to Joey, alright there, Mother-Kisser? (Goes to the counter)
Phoebe: God! Ooh! What is that smell? Its coming from the bathroom. Ooh! (She goes to the bathroom.)
Rachel: Huh. Well, uh, thats uh, thats interesting. (She goes over and retrieves her note.)
Ross: Its worth the pain. (She goes to hug him again.) Yknow what, you know what? Its not.
Joey: Yeah. (He goes over to her.)
(Goes over and picks up the remote.)
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, yeah! Hey! Yknow what goes good with that?
Joshua: Man, I could really flash somebody in this thing. (He goes to put his hands in his pockets.)
Chandler: I confronted her, and she didnt deny it! (Pause) I dont live here! (Goes back into his apartment and they all follow him.)
Rachel: Ohh! Its so nice to meet you. (She goes over and shakes their hands.) Hello.
PHOEBE: Ok. Listen, just don't say anything about me, ok. [goes over and grabs the phone that's sitting by Monica]
(He goes over to hug her.)
Rachel: Oh, okay! (She goes to answer the door.)
Ross: (yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)
Monica: All right. (Goes to take off the dress.)
[Cut to later, the party is in full swing. Rachel is in the kitchen and Chandler goes over to talk to her.]
Rachel: Ugh. (She goes over and lays her head on Phoebes lap.)
(She goes down the hall. Joshua goes to put the food away when his parents walk in.)
Joey: Shhh! (Pause) Man, you made me lose it! (He goes into the map again.)
Rachel: Okay. (Joshua goes inside and to Chandler.) Every time.
Ross: Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. You know, I, you know, can't do this. Uh, this is too weird. I feel stupid.
[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there. Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react.]
Rachel: Yeah. (She goes out to join her in the hall and starts looking for the dropped socks.)
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Joey: (standing up) I will sit with you Dr. Geller. (He goes over to his table and they shake hands.)
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!
(He goes over and opens the door to reveal Monica holding a plate of cookies and a fan to blow the smell across the hall.)
(Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters.)
Chandler: Fine! (goes into his room and slams the door, then he slams the bottom half of the door.)
Joey: (gets very angry) Damnit Carl! (Carl goes to say something more, and Joey silences him with a grunt.)
(Rachel kisses him, and goes upstairs. After shes gone, Ross frantically tries to find and read the Does it? part.)
(He goes into the kitchen.)
Rachel: Thats all right. (He goes to get her a soda.) And so it begins.
(She goes over and kisses Chandler.)
(The single light flickers and goes out. Leaving the room in total darkness.)
(She heads for the kitchen door and just after she goes through the door )
(They all leave the apartment. Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. We see the keys on the counter, and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. The screen fades to black.)
(He goes to the bathroom and Phoebe puts some pepper and salt on her food. With the salt she takes a bit and throws it over her left shoulder as she faces us.)
(They try to stop him, not sure of what he's planning. He ignores them and goes to talk to Ross.)
Carol: What? (Goes and checks.)
Chandler: So, thanks for having me over! Rach. (Goes over, grabs her, and kisses her.) Pheebs. (After a moment while he decides how to kiss her around her belly, grabs her and kisses her.)
[Scene: The beach house, its the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachels and Bonnies rooms, trying to decide which door to choose. He finally chooses the one his right and goes in.]
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
(Rachel goes into her room and closes the door. Which allows Monica to let Chandler out of her room.)
Chandler and Phoebe: ...in you, my endless (Phoebe goes high pitched, Chandler goes low pitched) love. (they both look at each other.) My endless love. (once again they dont match tones, and they just look at each other)
(He goes to pull up his pants, but can't seem to get them past his knees. He frantically tries to pull them up to no avail. Panic sets in.)
Phoebe: You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. (Joins in on the hug.) Oh, I really needed that. (Goes and sits down.)
(Oh, I should point out that the live studio audience at this point goes absolutely wild. And I had absolutely no idea that this Will character was that popular! Maybe they should make him the seventh friend. Which would work out just fine since hes already married to one of them. Will is played by some guy named Brad Pitt, I guess hes some sort of actor.)
Rachel: Yeah, oh wait! (She goes for another one.)
Monica: I know. (pause) I need more pie. (goes and gets some)
(Phoebe gets up and goes to play, Ross goes over and sits down next to Monica and Rachel.)
Chandler: Monica. (Goes to talk to her.)
Rachel: 'Kay. (Pause.) Congratulations on your new job. (She goes and hugs Monica and is almost in tears.)
[door buzzer goes off]
Rachel: Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
Monica: You are so cute. (She goes over and kisses him passionately.)
(He goes to kiss her, but she isnt very receptive of the kiss. She keeps avoiding him, until Ross finally gets to kiss her on her cheek.)
(She goes over and tries to give Phoebe a massage. Phoebe yelps in pain and jumps away from her.)
Joey: Nope. Op, wait! There he goes.
Mr. Zelner: Here let me (He goes to wipe it off himself.)
(Steve goes over to look at Ross who's trying to look cool, but has some frosting on his lip.)
Ross: Nevermind! (Goes back to his mailbox.)
Rachel: Okay, it's missing something. Ooh, I know! Umm, okay. (Goes and grabs a bag, that looks like a purse, and shows it to Joey.)
Ross: Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, Im sure I can make it this time. I just I just cant be afraid to get a little bit hit by cars. (He goes to the bathroom as Joey enters.)
Monica: And this goes for all guys?
Ross: Oh, thank you. (She goes to kiss him, but he holds her coat up between their faces to stop her.) Hey, hey. (opens the door, sees Rachel, and hides Chloe behind the door) Rachel!!!!
Rachel: Oh, umm, okay, yeah, I'll be, yeah I'll be right back. (Goes to her room.)
(They move closer to together and Phoebe hesitantly puts her hand on Chandler's hip. He puts his hand on her left hip but then decides to put his hand on her left hip. Phoebe then grabs his butt. Chandler goes for her breast, but stops and puts his hand on her shoulder.)
Phoebe: Okay, time to bring up the rest of the cups. (She goes and opens the door to Joey.) Oh, hi Joey!
Chandler: Yeah, just leave me alone for a while. (He goes into his apartment.)
Joey: (walking past) True story! (Goes and sits down.)
Joey: I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is (Goes and picks up the sandwich) the greatest sandwich in the world!
(Goes over to Chandler.)