words in movies
Ross: Hey, youre not going to believe this. I made up a joke and sent it in to Playboy. They printed it!
Monica: That didnt work on mom, its not going to work on us.
Monica: Well, shes not going to find them lying in the grass like that.
Ross: Well, I was going to stick it in the ATM, but now I think Ill show the sexy teller that I am a published writer.
Chandler: Well, she is going to know that you stole the joke.
Ross: Oh, what are you going to do, follow me down there?
Ross: Well, Im not going to go now anyway (he goes to sit down).
Chandler: You know who else picked Rachel? Ross, and you know what else Ross did? He stole my joke. You know what? Im going to get a joke journal. Yknow? And document the date and time of every single one of my jokes.
Monica: That is completely untrue. You think Im high maintenance? Okay, prove it. I want you to make a list and were going to go through it point by point!
Monica: Im sick of Japanese. Were not going there.
Joey: Sure. (To Monica and Rachel) Coffee? Cause Im going up there.
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Joey: I mean, the jobs easy and the moneys good, you know? I guess Im going to be hanging out here anyway. I might as well get paid for it, right? I just feel kind of weird serving you guys.
Chandler: I think its great that you work here. Youre going to make a lot of money, and heres your first tip: Dont eat yellow snow. (He laughs, then picks up a pen, glares at Ross, and writes in his journal). Ah ha ha, 2:15, coffeehouse.
Joey: Exactly! All right, everybody, listen up. The coffeehouse is going to be closed for about an hour.
Ross: Yknow, I dont think were going to settle this.
Rachel: Joey, you cant let him get away with that. Ya know what, Im not going to let him get away with that. Im going to say something to himNo, I really shouldnt say anythingNo, I should say something to him. (Goes to the counter) Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him
Rachel: Yeah I dont think dressing provocatively is going to help me here! Oh my god just please take her.
Monica: That I was going to eat him.
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
Ross: oh yea now um how is that going, is it getting serious?
Ross: Oh, no, no, no, I will! I just want to butter her up, first! You know, Im going to take her to an amazing Valentines dinner. Do all this romantic stuff, and then, just when she thinks Im the best boyfriend in the world, then Im going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me.
Hayley: no that's just where you were going I just figured that I'd help you out, you don't seem like the kind of guy that does this very a lot.
Joey: Yeah, are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again?
Mike: I'm not blowing her off, I actually just got off the phone with her, were going out tomorrow night, I mean I hope that's ok with you stranger from the coffee house.
Phoebe: I'm not going along with some lie you made Ross, No I'm just gonna be honest with him.
Chandler: What's going on?
Rachel: Honey, you're taking this the wrong way. We think you're going to be a wonderful parent. It's just.. you're more the fun parent.
Phoebe: HEY! Mike called were going out again! YAY! YAY! (She dances around with happiness)
Rachel: Well, let�s see. The first one is: I don�t want to. And, you know, I�m not going.
Rachel: I was just going to say that I left my keys.
Ross: Great. So let�s get going?
Joey: (to Chandler and Monica) Well, what is going on with you two?
Rachel: Oh thank god, if Phoebe�s going, can we please take Emma home?
Joey: Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not. Eh? All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. (Offers it to everyone.)
Monica: I don't know it! I want to have a kid with you because I think you're going to be an amazing dad... at the fun parts and the hard parts.
David: Oh, you're going to Minsk?
Amy: No! What are you going to do? Make me?
Chandler: Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...
Rachel: Uh. No.. I was going to let you use my Ralph Lauren discount.
Amy starting to cry: You are not going to regret this.
Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?
Monica: Oh, about five minutes. Right now theyre interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves.
RACHEL: Yeah, yeah.� Phoebe and I are going to have so much fun.� And thank you for watching the baby, by the way.
JOEY: Hey!� Open the door.� What's going on?� (He knocks.)
CHANDLER: Look I, I can't.� What's going on?
JOEY: (listens at the door.)� No.� (pause) All right, I'm going in.
PHOEBE: I know.� (sighs)�� So, what's going on with you and Ross?
RACHEL: No!� Wait!� No, no.� Don't do that!� That's going to make them think they can come over here.
CHANDLER: I'm just going to wait for a little while.
MONICA: Aren't you afraid that Joey's going to figure all of this out?� (pause)� I heard it.
PHOEBE: Well, you kind of just did.� That guy is going to call you tonight.� Ross is going to pick up the phone and that's a pretty clear message.
JOEY: What's going on?
JOEY: Where are you going?
CHANDLER: Hey, listen.� I'm never going to lie to you again, okay?� And I want you to know that nobody thinks you're stupid.
Phoebe: Well, you promised me a fun road trip! Weve been on the road six hours and youve been asleep for five and a half! We are switching at the next rest stop and you are going to drive all the way back! That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper!
Chandler: So, I finally catch up to her and she says this relationship is going to fast and we have to slow down.
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Chandler: Where you going, Joe?
Gavin: So what if it was? I thought there was nothing going on between you two...
MIKE: (releases a whoosh of air) Ya know, I'm going to take off.
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monicas not impressed.) Ill get out of it.
Rachel: No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!
Chandler: (stopping him from going any further) Before you say anything, have we got a story for you! Guess who we bumped into at dinner!
Ross: I know and I was going to, but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachels father. Look I I made a mistake, but its only because I really, really like you. Really!
Ross: Im sorry. But ah, hey, oh, somebodys off the phone, how bout a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again.
Rachel: Hey! We were not on aOkay. Thats fine! Fine. Yknow what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?
Ross: What's - what's going on?
Monica (on phone): Hey, Rach, how's it going?
Chandler: Hey it's the most eligible man in NY. How's the moving on going?
Rachel (to Steve): Look, you know what, I'm sorry, but did you really think that this was going well? (To Monica.) What's up?
Doug: Bing my boy, were gonna get you over this. Now heres the plan, grab your coat, were going to a strip club.
Ross: wow, are you still going to move in with him?
Rachel: No. I was just going to do this myself. (Joey makes a sarcastic laugh.)
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Monica: I'm going to get bigger!
Monica: About that? Erm...I'm going to change.
Joey: (going over and picking up the rod) Thats all right. Hey you guys, you know whats going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, "Joey, what are you doing with your life?" stuff. I can say, "Well, Im doing a movie with Charlton Heston dad. What are you doing with your life?"
Phoebe: So how's the piano playing going?
Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!
Monica: Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.
Ross: She sweat, wet. got it going like a turbo 'vette.
Rachel: (to Monica)What's going on?
Joey: I'm telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet! She's going to take one look at his furry, cute little face and it'll seal the deal.
Phoebe: This is going to be so much fun! Okay-shhh, I have to finish.
Ross: I'm having a baby in here! Ok, everyone stand back. (Walks backwards as if he is going to break down the door, but steps in a bucket and falls) Ow.
Phoebe: I know, I want that too, but IS that going to make it too hard?
Rachel: So Pheebs, what are you going to do with your $3?
Chandler: (on the phone) "Look, this is ridiculous! I'm not paying for that room! Ok?" (pause) "Oh, thank you very much!" (hangs up) Yeah, I'm going to Vermont...
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
Joey: Ow, I'm just going over the script now! You wanna read lines with me?
Joey: Oh...I don't think it's going very well...
Joey: Hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?
Rachel: What...how is it going with Drake?
Ross: (hitting Monica with his suitcase) (to Charlie) We should probably get going, you know, we got a lot of ground to cover.
Professor Spafford: If you'll excuse me I'm going to use the restroom. (he goes away)
Phoebe: Okay. Wait, do you know how youre going to stall her?
Rachel: Oh, oh thanks. Alright well, now that I'm up I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Rache: How is it going with Charlie?
Rachel: But I am going hunting!!
Rachel: Oh, please, I don't care about you enough to bug me. In fact, from now on, I'm going take the high road. And I'm going be very very nice to you, you "momma's boy", starting right now.
Joey: Geez, sounds like you should be going on this date!
RACHEL: Oh God, Ross.� Ross is going to pick up the phone.� Oh, I have to get my number back.� (She turns to find Bill, but they have gone.)� Oh my God.� He's gone.
Ross: Stop going through my stuff (walks away)!
Joey: Oh thats right. Theres a lot going on here and I think I ate some bad fruit earlier.
Monica: Hey, honey, my test is down the hall, are you sure you're going to be ok?
Rachel: Yes you do, if you're going to make me feel guilty for getting a free massage!
Chandler: Well maybe you're going about this the wrong way. You know I mean think about it. Single white male, divorced three times,two illegitimate children. The personal ad writes itself....
Rachel: Are you gonna... you're going to take Hugsy away from a little child?
Rachel: I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didnt even go to how huge this was going to be for the father.
Charlie: Yeah! Actually Joey and I are going to the movies tonight, wanna come?
Rachel: Ok. (Phoebe starts to walk in the opposite direction though. Rachel sees and follows her) Wha...? where? Where are you going?
Joey: Oh! How's it going?
David: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.
Ross: Oh, that's right! (to Emma) Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados, right?
The Director: Hey Joey, were ready for ya! (Joey stumbles over) Joey, this is Alex hes going to be playing your son.
Ross: (Excited) You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!