words in movies
Ross: Hey, youre not going to believe this. I made up a joke and sent it in to Playboy. They printed it!
Monica: That didnt work on mom, its not going to work on us.
Monica: Well, shes not going to find them lying in the grass like that.
Ross: Well, I was going to stick it in the ATM, but now I think Ill show the sexy teller that I am a published writer.
Chandler: Well, she is going to know that you stole the joke.
Ross: Oh, what are you going to do, follow me down there?
Ross: Well, Im not going to go now anyway (he goes to sit down).
Chandler: You know who else picked Rachel? Ross, and you know what else Ross did? He stole my joke. You know what? Im going to get a joke journal. Yknow? And document the date and time of every single one of my jokes.
Monica: That is completely untrue. You think Im high maintenance? Okay, prove it. I want you to make a list and were going to go through it point by point!
Monica: Im sick of Japanese. Were not going there.
Joey: Sure. (To Monica and Rachel) Coffee? Cause Im going up there.
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Joey: I mean, the jobs easy and the moneys good, you know? I guess Im going to be hanging out here anyway. I might as well get paid for it, right? I just feel kind of weird serving you guys.
Chandler: I think its great that you work here. Youre going to make a lot of money, and heres your first tip: Dont eat yellow snow. (He laughs, then picks up a pen, glares at Ross, and writes in his journal). Ah ha ha, 2:15, coffeehouse.
Joey: Exactly! All right, everybody, listen up. The coffeehouse is going to be closed for about an hour.
Ross: Yknow, I dont think were going to settle this.
Rachel: Joey, you cant let him get away with that. Ya know what, Im not going to let him get away with that. Im going to say something to himNo, I really shouldnt say anythingNo, I should say something to him. (Goes to the counter) Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
Monica: Would you stop? Weve only been going out a couple of weeks, I mean we dont even know if hes gonna propose.
Ross: Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, Im gonna kill myself, I swear. I cant, I cant watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, shes going in.
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
Monica: Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?
(Does a Mexican dancing-thing before going to the kitchen.)
Ross: Yeah, I was going for the metaphor.
Phoebe: Yeah, say my name. Say it! (She stops when she realizes what shes doing.) And now Im going to cover you back up, and umm were never doing this again.
Monica: (interrupting) You have nothing! You're not even going out! You're her baby sitter! You have a 12-year-old girl's job!
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you dont give me that number then Im going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.
JOEY: Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well the line in the script was, 'If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die.' But I made it, ' If this woman doesn't get to a hospital, she's not gonna live.'
Joey: (goes over to Chandler) Hey buddy! Hows it going?
Joey: Gettin drunk and going to a strip club.
Phoebe: (going over to comfort her) Aww, Pheebs.
Chandler: Okay, Im going to go stand over there. (Points and moves into the living room.)
Joey: Hey-hey, whats going on?
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
Emily: Im just going to say hi to the lads. All right?
Chandler: Well, I then guess Im going to Yemen! Im going to Yemen! (To this old woman also going to Yemen.) When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?
Joey: Yeah, what going on?
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Phoebe: Ooh, yeah. Then what are you going to put on top of that?
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
ROSS: I told you there was going to be sub-titles.
Carol: (screaming at Ross) Oh, what do you know? No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"
CHANDLER: So, whaddya say boys, should I call him? [squeezes the ear of one of the slippers and it barks] Well, ya know what they say. Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.
Monica: Well at least, Im going to mute it.
Ross: We said it was only going to be two weeks, yknow?
Ross: I gotta get going. Bye Chandler.
Phoebe: Okay, yeah well, good news, youre going to have three babies.
Monica: Where ya going?
Ross: Why dont you call him?! Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!
Emily: I was going to call him, but
Rachel: Well, we were going to do that afterI mean umm, next.
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Phoebe: Youre actually going through with this?
Chandler: So what are you going to do?
Monica: Are you insane? I mean Joey, is going to kill you, hes actually going to kill you dead.
Chandler: What the hell is going on?!
Phoebe: Joey? What's going on?
Monica: What-whats going on?
Rachel: Well, I did my best to convince him that Im not some crazy girl who is dying to get marriedIm just going through a hard time.
Ross: No! No! I want to talk now! Okay? IIn fact, (picks up the phone) I am going to talk to the president of the condom company!
Ross: Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell!
(Rachel starts going through her mail, and come across her invitation.)
Monica: (seeing the decision) Nooooo. Youre really not going?
Monica: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
Rachel: Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Rosss wedding.
MNCA: Bobby and I are going away for the weekend, remember?
Chandler: You are going downer!
Ross: Well, were all here! I guess we should get going!
Chandler: And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight. (Hands it to him.) You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldnt afford it, because you paid dinner last night.
Ross: Well then a small one!! Listen, lets, we kinda have to get going!
Phoebe: Okay, I guess. I mean I dont know, its just, I guess I know its going to be over soon.
Joey: Its the chick! Shes going through some changes.
Chandler: All right look, am I serious, okay? Tomorrow at 3:30 I am going down to the courthouse.
Fat Monica: Yeah, yeah, and you were going him y'know, your flower.
Emily: I tell you, this wedding is not going to happen.
Rachel: (enters with a bag packed) Because Im going to London.
Rachel: I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out.
Phoebe: What?! What do you mean youre going to London?
Monica: Oh, my mothers right. Im never going to get married.
Ticket Agent: Im just going to need to see your passport.
Joey: (Putting his arm around her.) Im not going anywhere, sweetheart.
Rachel: (to the cowgirl) And you are so in style right now. Yknow, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I dont suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but
Phoebe: Ohh! Okay, Im going to have to kick her ass too.
Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
Monica: Well...Id better get going.
Rachel: Look, If I dont get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!
Emily: What-whats going on?!
Phoebe: I KNOW THAT!!! You have to stop her!! Shes going to ruin the wedding!!
Phoebe: Oh thats so great! Ohh, so whats going on now?
Ross: You know what, I think weve had all the bad luck were going to have. (He hugs her.)
Rachel: Yeah, come on! Whats going in on in there? (Pats his chest.)
Chandler: (asking a man leaning against the wall) What is going on?
Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, its justAnd I know hes my assistant and I cant date himbut it just bothers me, all right?!
Monica: Yknow, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) Itd, itd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.
Phoebe: Yea. Can I please, please, please talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time I promise.
Ross: (To Phoebe) Hey Pheebs! How's that uh, vegetarian pizza working out for ya? You and those vegetables have a real thing going on, huh?
Rachel: Oh, okay, were going. Yeah.
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Phoebe: Yeah, its about relationships. Yknow? The traps, the pitfalls, what not to do, keep going. This stuff is great!
Phoebe: Hi! And you're going into what grade?
Joey: You don't think this is going to be a big break for me?
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
Phoebe: Y'know, for once, I am going to sit down and try to watch one of these things. (just as she sits down).
Rachel: Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is no tissue, no tuschy. (Phoebe laughs and gets out.) Well, if everybodys going. (She gets out and starts to close the door.)
Chandler: So they're going on dates? When?
Joey: Okay, all right, this is how its going to work. Were gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.
Rachel: What's going on?
Chandler: What's going on?
Joey: Doesnt seem like it's going to work, I mean
Ross: That was going to be my next argument.
Rachel: (going through the mail) Oh look! A letter from my mom.
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
Phoebe: We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!
Ross: Well, as much as Id like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I arent going to be here. All right? I mean, shes going to come by first to say good-bye, and then Ive got a whole special evening planned. So Im sorry, no party.
Rachel: I dont care, Im not going anywhere.