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INTERVIEWER: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
MONICA: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
MR. GELLER: [going downstairs] Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining. . . oh no. [Chip has shown up and the four are leaving]
PHOEBE: Listen. You are not going to believe this but, that is not me singing on the video.
Chandler: Uh, Yes. Yes. Ive just been going over your data here, and little thing, youve been post-dating your Friday numbers.
Monica: Yeah, I mean yeah, I look great. Yeah, I feel great and yeah, my heart is not in trouble anymore! Blah, blah, blah! Y'know I still don't feel like I got him back, y'know? I just want to humiliate him. I wanna, I want him to be like naked and then I'm going to point at him and laugh!
Danny: Hey! What's going on?
Rachel: Okay, you know what/ Youre going to have to call that plane and tell them to swing around and come and pick me up.
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)
Chandler: This is not going to work.
Phoebe: I'm not. I'm praying. (looking up) Please let the Knicks win... Thank you Thor! (Mike is standing up) Where... where are you going?
Chandler: What is going on here?
Cynthia: God, this was really fun! I've been wondering if you were going to ask me out.
Monica: You're going to talk to him! Y'know what? We made a deal, I make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him.
MONICA: All right, get your coat, we're going to the hospital.
Ross: (entering, with the rest of the gang) What's going on?
Ross: Yeah, what's going on?
Phoebe: What's going on?
Monica: I just wanted to see how it's going.
Phoebe: Well, it's going okay.
Phoebe: Oh, I'm going to give him something else besides joy, just (She scowls at him.)
RACHEL: Oh, what a load of crap. That is a dot. Your mother is up in heaven going, 'Where the hell is my lily, you wuss?' OK, Phoebe, that is not a tattoo, this is a tattoo. [she bends over and bears her tattoo right when Ross returns]
Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied? Im going down to the Xerox place.
Ross: Joey's not going.
Joey: Ohh, no, no. Were not going to just sit. (Joey sits down and hits the speed dial button on the phone.) Shhh. (It begins to ring.)
Joey: Oh no! No-no, keep reading! The good part's coming up. Keep going.
Monica: You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
PHOEBE: You just abandoned your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you going to face yourself? Oh! That was fun. So who's hungry?
Monica: Okay, what's going on with you?
Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
Ross: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs, what's going on?
Janice: Ohh, well when you said all you were going to be doing between now and the time you leave is packing, you didnt really leave me much choice. Did you?
Ross: Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say
Rachel: All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
Rachel: No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters.]
Janice: Actually, I should get going.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in.]
Big Nosed Rachel: Well, you know that my parents are out of town and Chip was going to come over
Ross: Hey Pheebs, how's it going?
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Ross: How about we settle this right now! (He rips up the tickets.) There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!
Monica: Oh, I havent had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler. Wow, Im never gonna have that feeling again am I?
Monica: Okay its time for the toast! Umm now-now, I know that Ross usually gives the toast, but this year Im going to do it.
Ross: (entering) What's going on?
Chandler: What's going on?
Janice: No-no-no, no. I'm going to talk. I believe that the sun has set on our day in the sun.
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
Chandler: Oh, you're-you're going?
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Monica: We'll try to be more careful okay? It's just that, we don't want everyone to know because this is going really well, and maybe the reason it's going really well is because it's a secret.
Monica: Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him.
Monica: Man, I knew it! I knew you were going to do this!!
Katie: Hey, where are we going to lunch?
Chandler: Okay, how long is this going to go on.
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
Joey: Yeah, I didnt know you guys were going to be here.
Phoebe: So, I decided Im definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler.
Phoebe: Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isnt the play still going.
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
Rachel: Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.
Monica: What is going on with you?
Phoebe: Yep! As long as you understand that I'm going to call my lawyer and once he puts you on the stand he'll make you look like a fool. A fool!
Monica: What? It's still going on.
Ross: How, how, um how can you not be going?
Joey: Look, Ross, I feel really bad. I mean, you're going through all this stuff and I just acted like a jerk.
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Mr. Zelner: Y'know what? I may regret this but uh, I'm going to give you a shot.
The Smoking Woman: I am not going to apologize to a tree!
Chandler: No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!
Mrs. Waltham: No, Im bored with you now. Im going to cut you off. (She hangs up.)
Rachel: Okay, just a little scared. What's going on Ross?
Chandler: We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so y'know
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
Monica: (going over to listen at the door) Rachel said everything was okay.
Rachel: What's going on?
Phoebe: Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!
Phoebe: (smiling) This is terrible, what are you going to do?
Ross: So where are we going next?
Chandler: What's going on?
[Cut to another part of the room, Ross is going to talk to Joey.]
Cop: Okay, so since umm, you're not going to jail tonight I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me?
Joey: Well, you shouldve told me that before, Im not a mind reader. Hey, were out of beer. Im going to Monicas.
Phoebe: Thats not why youre going! Youre going because you hope hes gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."
Joey: I know, I know! What am I going to do? (Thinks) Ooh!
Rachel: Oh gosh, she's going to kill me.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) What are we going to do?!
ROSS: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dead.
Monica: No, but someones really not going to get over that idea, are they?
Joshua: Kidding! (Rachel is relived) Im gonna get there early, but Im going to put you on the V.I.P list, okay? Look for me.
Monica: So it looks like it's going really well for you two, huh?
Ross: What's going on?
Monica: Since we've been going out, I think I've mentioned his name twice!
Chandler: Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brothers not going to punch me. (to Joey) Are ya?
Ross: Okay, I don't think it's going to pivot anymore.
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Rachel: Anyway, I'm going to be the coordinator of the woman's collection, I'll work right under the director, it's the perfect, perfect job for me!
Phoebe: Uh-huh, great story! I'm going!
Phoebe: Im so jealous youre all going! I cant believe I never knew that you cant fly in your third trimester!
Chandler: Y'know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Okay? I'm anything but a dropper. (We see various scenes of him dropping a football, a mug of coffee, the phone, an apple, a Frisbee, a record, and the final scene has a ball bouncing off of his chest. I'm not going to describe them, you'll have to see them.)