words in movies
Rachel: Oh no! No! No-no-no-no! No, I mean come on thats-thats crazyI mean thats crazy. So whats-whats going on with you? What is going on with you?
Monica: Oh, Ive got it! I have got it! (Gets up and gets something from the dresser underneath the TV.) Pictures from your childhood. This will get you going good!
Phoebe: All right, whats going on there? (Points to a picture.)
Monica: Guys, whats going on?
The Vampire: Buffay, are you going to plunge your stake into my dark places?
[Scene: Ursulas apartment, Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career.]
Ross: No, I mean, look I dont know if anything is going to happen with us, again. Ever. But I dont want to know that it-it never could. So I stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector.
Jill: All right, Im leaving! Because Im not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move. Thats you Rachel!
Phoebe: Yeah, its about relationships. Yknow? The traps, the pitfalls, what not to do, keep going. This stuff is great!
Phoebe: Hi! And you're going into what grade?
Joey: You don't think this is going to be a big break for me?
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
Phoebe: Y'know, for once, I am going to sit down and try to watch one of these things. (just as she sits down).
Rachel: Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is no tissue, no tuschy. (Phoebe laughs and gets out.) Well, if everybodys going. (She gets out and starts to close the door.)
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
Chandler: What's going on?
Chandler: So they're going on dates? When?
Joey: Okay, all right, this is how its going to work. Were gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.
Rachel: What's going on?
Joey: Doesnt seem like it's going to work, I mean
Rachel: (going through the mail) Oh look! A letter from my mom.
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
Ross: That was going to be my next argument.
Ross: Well, as much as Id like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I arent going to be here. All right? I mean, shes going to come by first to say good-bye, and then Ive got a whole special evening planned. So Im sorry, no party.
Rachel: I dont care, Im not going anywhere.
Phoebe: We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!
Chandler: Nice going, imp. OK, it's OK. All I need to do is reach over and put it in my mouth. (Chandler slyly grabs the gum from the wall and slides it back in his mouth.)
Ross: All right, all right. You-you-you know what I'm going to do? I am going to order another pizza and when Caitlin gets here, you-you--I will show how well I flirt. Yeah! I will, I will get her phone number! (To Chandler) And not the one on the menu!
Ross: What's going on?
Joey: I think it's going okay. Looks like he's smiling.
Ross: (going onto the patio) Look Emily, I'm just having dinner with my friends, okay?
Chandler: So, Ross and I are going to Disneyland and we stop at this restaurant for tacos. And when I say restaurant, I mean a guy, a hibachi, and the trunk of his car. So Ross has about 10 tacos. And anyway, were on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little iffy.
PHOEBE: Listen. You are not going to believe this but, that is not me singing on the video.
Chandler: Uh, Yes. Yes. Ive just been going over your data here, and little thing, youve been post-dating your Friday numbers.
Monica: Yeah, I mean yeah, I look great. Yeah, I feel great and yeah, my heart is not in trouble anymore! Blah, blah, blah! Y'know I still don't feel like I got him back, y'know? I just want to humiliate him. I wanna, I want him to be like naked and then I'm going to point at him and laugh!
Danny: Hey! What's going on?
Rachel: Okay, you know what/ Youre going to have to call that plane and tell them to swing around and come and pick me up.
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)
Chandler: This is not going to work.
Phoebe: I'm not. I'm praying. (looking up) Please let the Knicks win... Thank you Thor! (Mike is standing up) Where... where are you going?
Chandler: What is going on here?
Cynthia: God, this was really fun! I've been wondering if you were going to ask me out.
Monica: You're going to talk to him! Y'know what? We made a deal, I make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him.
MONICA: All right, get your coat, we're going to the hospital.
Ross: (entering, with the rest of the gang) What's going on?
Ross: Yeah, what's going on?
Phoebe: What's going on?
Monica: I just wanted to see how it's going.
Phoebe: Well, it's going okay.
Phoebe: Oh, I'm going to give him something else besides joy, just (She scowls at him.)
RACHEL: Oh, what a load of crap. That is a dot. Your mother is up in heaven going, 'Where the hell is my lily, you wuss?' OK, Phoebe, that is not a tattoo, this is a tattoo. [she bends over and bears her tattoo right when Ross returns]
Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied? Im going down to the Xerox place.
Ross: Joey's not going.
Joey: Ohh, no, no. Were not going to just sit. (Joey sits down and hits the speed dial button on the phone.) Shhh. (It begins to ring.)
Joey: Oh no! No-no, keep reading! The good part's coming up. Keep going.
Monica: You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
PHOEBE: You just abandoned your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you going to face yourself? Oh! That was fun. So who's hungry?
Monica: Okay, what's going on with you?
Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
Ross: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs, what's going on?
Janice: Ohh, well when you said all you were going to be doing between now and the time you leave is packing, you didnt really leave me much choice. Did you?
Ross: Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say
Rachel: All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
Rachel: No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters.]
Ross: How about we settle this right now! (He rips up the tickets.) There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!
Janice: Actually, I should get going.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in.]
Big Nosed Rachel: Well, you know that my parents are out of town and Chip was going to come over
Ross: Hey Pheebs, how's it going?
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Monica: Oh, I havent had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler. Wow, Im never gonna have that feeling again am I?
Chandler: What's going on?
Monica: Okay its time for the toast! Umm now-now, I know that Ross usually gives the toast, but this year Im going to do it.
Ross: (entering) What's going on?
Chandler: Oh, you're-you're going?
Janice: No-no-no, no. I'm going to talk. I believe that the sun has set on our day in the sun.
Monica: We'll try to be more careful okay? It's just that, we don't want everyone to know because this is going really well, and maybe the reason it's going really well is because it's a secret.
Monica: Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him.
Katie: Hey, where are we going to lunch?
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Monica: Man, I knew it! I knew you were going to do this!!
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
Mrs. Waltham: No, Im bored with you now. Im going to cut you off. (She hangs up.)
Phoebe: So, I decided Im definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler.
Joey: Yeah, I didnt know you guys were going to be here.
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
Rachel: Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.
Monica: What? It's still going on.
Ross: How, how, um how can you not be going?
The Smoking Woman: I am not going to apologize to a tree!
Chandler: Okay, how long is this going to go on.
Monica: What is going on with you?
Phoebe: Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isnt the play still going.
Phoebe: Yep! As long as you understand that I'm going to call my lawyer and once he puts you on the stand he'll make you look like a fool. A fool!
Joey: Look, Ross, I feel really bad. I mean, you're going through all this stuff and I just acted like a jerk.
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Mr. Zelner: Y'know what? I may regret this but uh, I'm going to give you a shot.
Chandler: No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!
[Cut to another part of the room, Ross is going to talk to Joey.]
Chandler: We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so y'know
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
Monica: (going over to listen at the door) Rachel said everything was okay.
Phoebe: Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!
Cop: Okay, so since umm, you're not going to jail tonight I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me?
Rachel: What's going on?
Joey: Well, you shouldve told me that before, Im not a mind reader. Hey, were out of beer. Im going to Monicas.