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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
Chandler: Where are you going?
Chandler: Hah. May not wanna mention this. So, you ever wonder which is worse, you know; going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?
Joey: So, so is she still going to Paris?
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Ross: No, and I'm not going to.
Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
Phoebe: No, you don't! She's going to Paris! She is going to meet somebody. Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's... It's a city of Gunthers!
Chandler: I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!
Joey: But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say?
Phoebe: Ross, where are you going?
Air stewardess: Excuse me, sir, where are you going?
Passenger #3: What's going on?
Chandler: Yeah, I mean we've got a lot going on right now. And, plus, here they'd have their own room.
Rachel: What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?
Ross: Yeah, I was going for the metaphor.
Phoebe: Yeah, say my name. Say it! (She stops when she realizes what shes doing.) And now Im going to cover you back up, and umm were never doing this again.
Monica: (interrupting) You have nothing! You're not even going out! You're her baby sitter! You have a 12-year-old girl's job!
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you dont give me that number then Im going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.
JOEY: Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well the line in the script was, 'If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die.' But I made it, ' If this woman doesn't get to a hospital, she's not gonna live.'
Joey: (goes over to Chandler) Hey buddy! Hows it going?
Joey: Gettin drunk and going to a strip club.
Phoebe: (going over to comfort her) Aww, Pheebs.
Chandler: Okay, Im going to go stand over there. (Points and moves into the living room.)
Joey: Hey-hey, whats going on?
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
Emily: Im just going to say hi to the lads. All right?
Chandler: Well, I then guess Im going to Yemen! Im going to Yemen! (To this old woman also going to Yemen.) When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?
Joey: Yeah, what going on?
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Phoebe: Ooh, yeah. Then what are you going to put on top of that?
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
ROSS: I told you there was going to be sub-titles.
Carol: (screaming at Ross) Oh, what do you know? No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"
CHANDLER: So, whaddya say boys, should I call him? [squeezes the ear of one of the slippers and it barks] Well, ya know what they say. Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.
Monica: Well at least, Im going to mute it.
Ross: We said it was only going to be two weeks, yknow?
Ross: I gotta get going. Bye Chandler.
Phoebe: Okay, yeah well, good news, youre going to have three babies.
Monica: Where ya going?
Ross: Why dont you call him?! Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!
Emily: I was going to call him, but
Rachel: Well, we were going to do that afterI mean umm, next.
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Phoebe: Youre actually going through with this?
Chandler: So what are you going to do?
Monica: Are you insane? I mean Joey, is going to kill you, hes actually going to kill you dead.
Chandler: What the hell is going on?!
Phoebe: Joey? What's going on?
Monica: What-whats going on?
Rachel: Well, I did my best to convince him that Im not some crazy girl who is dying to get marriedIm just going through a hard time.
(Rachel starts going through her mail, and come across her invitation.)
Ross: Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell!
MNCA: Bobby and I are going away for the weekend, remember?
Ross: No! No! I want to talk now! Okay? IIn fact, (picks up the phone) I am going to talk to the president of the condom company!
Monica: (seeing the decision) Nooooo. Youre really not going?
Monica: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
Rachel: Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Rosss wedding.
Chandler: You are going downer!
Phoebe: Okay, I guess. I mean I dont know, its just, I guess I know its going to be over soon.
Chandler: And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight. (Hands it to him.) You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldnt afford it, because you paid dinner last night.
Ross: Well then a small one!! Listen, lets, we kinda have to get going!
Rachel: I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out.
Ross: Well, were all here! I guess we should get going!
Chandler: All right look, am I serious, okay? Tomorrow at 3:30 I am going down to the courthouse.
Fat Monica: Yeah, yeah, and you were going him y'know, your flower.
Joey: Its the chick! Shes going through some changes.
Phoebe: Ohh! Okay, Im going to have to kick her ass too.
Emily: I tell you, this wedding is not going to happen.
Phoebe: What?! What do you mean youre going to London?
Rachel: (to the cowgirl) And you are so in style right now. Yknow, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I dont suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but
Joey: (Putting his arm around her.) Im not going anywhere, sweetheart.
Monica: Oh, my mothers right. Im never going to get married.
Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
Rachel: (enters with a bag packed) Because Im going to London.
Ticket Agent: Im just going to need to see your passport.
Rachel: Look, If I dont get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!
Monica: Well...Id better get going.
Monica: Yknow, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) Itd, itd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.
Ross: You know what, I think weve had all the bad luck were going to have. (He hugs her.)
Phoebe: I KNOW THAT!!! You have to stop her!! Shes going to ruin the wedding!!
Emily: What-whats going on?!
Phoebe: Oh thats so great! Ohh, so whats going on now?
Rachel: Oh, okay, were going. Yeah.
Phoebe: Yea. Can I please, please, please talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time I promise.
Ross: (To Phoebe) Hey Pheebs! How's that uh, vegetarian pizza working out for ya? You and those vegetables have a real thing going on, huh?
Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, its justAnd I know hes my assistant and I cant date himbut it just bothers me, all right?!
Chandler: (asking a man leaning against the wall) What is going on?
Phoebe: Yeah, its about relationships. Yknow? The traps, the pitfalls, what not to do, keep going. This stuff is great!
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Rachel: Yeah, come on! Whats going in on in there? (Pats his chest.)
Chandler: So they're going on dates? When?
Joey: You don't think this is going to be a big break for me?
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
Phoebe: Y'know, for once, I am going to sit down and try to watch one of these things. (just as she sits down).
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
Chandler: What's going on?
Phoebe: Hi! And you're going into what grade?
Rachel: Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is no tissue, no tuschy. (Phoebe laughs and gets out.) Well, if everybodys going. (She gets out and starts to close the door.)
Joey: Okay, all right, this is how its going to work. Were gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.
Rachel: What's going on?
Rachel: (going through the mail) Oh look! A letter from my mom.
Joey: Doesnt seem like it's going to work, I mean
Ross: That was going to be my next argument.
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
Phoebe: We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!
Rachel: I dont care, Im not going anywhere.
Ross: Well, as much as Id like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I arent going to be here. All right? I mean, shes going to come by first to say good-bye, and then Ive got a whole special evening planned. So Im sorry, no party.
Chandler: So, Ross and I are going to Disneyland and we stop at this restaurant for tacos. And when I say restaurant, I mean a guy, a hibachi, and the trunk of his car. So Ross has about 10 tacos. And anyway, were on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little iffy.
Chandler: Nice going, imp. OK, it's OK. All I need to do is reach over and put it in my mouth. (Chandler slyly grabs the gum from the wall and slides it back in his mouth.)
Ross: All right, all right. You-you-you know what I'm going to do? I am going to order another pizza and when Caitlin gets here, you-you--I will show how well I flirt. Yeah! I will, I will get her phone number! (To Chandler) And not the one on the menu!
Ross: What's going on?
Joey: I think it's going okay. Looks like he's smiling.
Monica: Yeah, I mean yeah, I look great. Yeah, I feel great and yeah, my heart is not in trouble anymore! Blah, blah, blah! Y'know I still don't feel like I got him back, y'know? I just want to humiliate him. I wanna, I want him to be like naked and then I'm going to point at him and laugh!