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Monica: Well at least, Im going to mute it.
Ross: We said it was only going to be two weeks, yknow?
Monica: Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. Youre probably just gonna catch her just as shes about to go to the gate. Youre gonna call out her name and say, "I love you!" And shes gonna say, "I love you, too!" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months Im going to have three full grown babies just walkin around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And its gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!
Phoebe: Okay, yeah well, good news, youre going to have three babies.
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Frank: Yeah, yknow when we found out we were going to have a baby, yknow I figured yknow like I should yknow have like a careerand I love refrigerators!
Monica: Where ya going?
Rachel: Im going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!
Monica: It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldnt, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! (Tries to push Ross out the door.)
Ross: Okay! Okay! But if she doesnt call, it is definitely over! No, wait. Wait. Unless, eventually, I call her, yknow just to she whats going on, and, and she says shell call me back, but then she doesnt. Then its over.
Ross: Im not proving anything. Okay, Im done listening to you. If I hadnt let you talk me into going to the airport in the first place, I never wouldve put my fist through the wall!
Ross: Im gonna, Im gonna go to London and Im going to fight for her.
Joey: Ross! Ross! If youre going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? (Chandler nods his head no.)
Monica: Thats sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?
Emily: I was going to call him, but
PHOEBE: You just abandoned your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you going to face yourself? Oh! That was fun. So who's hungry?
Monica: Okay, what's going on with you?
Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
Ross: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs, what's going on?
Janice: Ohh, well when you said all you were going to be doing between now and the time you leave is packing, you didnt really leave me much choice. Did you?
Ross: Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say
Rachel: All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
Rachel: No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters.]
Janice: Actually, I should get going.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in.]
Big Nosed Rachel: Well, you know that my parents are out of town and Chip was going to come over
Ross: Hey Pheebs, how's it going?
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Ross: How about we settle this right now! (He rips up the tickets.) There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!
Monica: Oh, I havent had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler. Wow, Im never gonna have that feeling again am I?
Monica: Okay its time for the toast! Umm now-now, I know that Ross usually gives the toast, but this year Im going to do it.
Ross: (entering) What's going on?
Chandler: What's going on?
Janice: No-no-no, no. I'm going to talk. I believe that the sun has set on our day in the sun.
Monica: We'll try to be more careful okay? It's just that, we don't want everyone to know because this is going really well, and maybe the reason it's going really well is because it's a secret.
Chandler: Oh, you're-you're going?
Monica: Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him.
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
Katie: Hey, where are we going to lunch?
Monica: Man, I knew it! I knew you were going to do this!!
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
Chandler: Okay, how long is this going to go on.
Phoebe: So, I decided Im definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler.
Monica: What is going on with you?
Joey: Yeah, I didnt know you guys were going to be here.
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
Rachel: Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.
Phoebe: Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isnt the play still going.
Phoebe: Yep! As long as you understand that I'm going to call my lawyer and once he puts you on the stand he'll make you look like a fool. A fool!
Monica: What? It's still going on.
Ross: How, how, um how can you not be going?
Joey: Look, Ross, I feel really bad. I mean, you're going through all this stuff and I just acted like a jerk.
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Mr. Zelner: Y'know what? I may regret this but uh, I'm going to give you a shot.
Chandler: No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!
The Smoking Woman: I am not going to apologize to a tree!
Mrs. Waltham: No, Im bored with you now. Im going to cut you off. (She hangs up.)
Chandler: We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so y'know
[Cut to another part of the room, Ross is going to talk to Joey.]
Monica: (going over to listen at the door) Rachel said everything was okay.
Rachel: What's going on?
Cop: Okay, so since umm, you're not going to jail tonight I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me?
Phoebe: Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!
ROSS: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
Phoebe: (smiling) This is terrible, what are you going to do?
Joey: Well, you shouldve told me that before, Im not a mind reader. Hey, were out of beer. Im going to Monicas.
Phoebe: Thats not why youre going! Youre going because you hope hes gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."
Joey: I know, I know! What am I going to do? (Thinks) Ooh!
Rachel: Oh gosh, she's going to kill me.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) What are we going to do?!
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dead.
Ross: So where are we going next?
Chandler: What's going on?
Joshua: Kidding! (Rachel is relived) Im gonna get there early, but Im going to put you on the V.I.P list, okay? Look for me.
Rachel: Okay, just a little scared. What's going on Ross?
Monica: So it looks like it's going really well for you two, huh?
Monica: No, but someones really not going to get over that idea, are they?
Ross: What's going on?
Monica: Since we've been going out, I think I've mentioned his name twice!
Chandler: Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brothers not going to punch me. (to Joey) Are ya?
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Ross: Okay, I don't think it's going to pivot anymore.
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Rachel: Anyway, I'm going to be the coordinator of the woman's collection, I'll work right under the director, it's the perfect, perfect job for me!
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Ross: (entering) Well hey! Whats going on? Ooh, cool boat(Sees why the boats there)Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?
Joey: Wh-wh-whats going on? Wh-whats this about L.A.?
Phoebe: Uh-huh, great story! I'm going!
Joey: Yeah, what-what's going on?
Phoebe: Im so jealous youre all going! I cant believe I never knew that you cant fly in your third trimester!
Chandler: Y'know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Okay? I'm anything but a dropper. (We see various scenes of him dropping a football, a mug of coffee, the phone, an apple, a Frisbee, a record, and the final scene has a ball bouncing off of his chest. I'm not going to describe them, you'll have to see them.)
Rachel: (going out the door) Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?
Ross: Okay! Now, Im going to touch you. (He does so, very gingerly.) Ohh, thats soft. (He starts poking him and notices his salad spoons and starts to massage him with those.)
RACHEL: Well, I was thinking maybe a um, a romantic dinner with um, candles and wine and then uh, maybe going back to my place for um, dessert.
Joey: Well, I-I just, I just it was going to be like a really cool robot, yknow? Like the terminator or uh, when I first saw you.
Monica: Okay, look, I-I have enough stuff for one more sandwich, I mean I was going to eat it myself, but (motions that he can have it.)
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Chandler: Y'know, he won't even talk to me. How am I going to apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?
Ross: The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!
Chandler: Hey, y'know what, maybe we should get going. I mean what time did Chloe say we should be there?
Monica: Right. Umm, listen since were-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Rosss mother
Chandler: What does it look like? I'm going home.
Joey: Okay, so what are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!
[Scene: Phoebes apartment building, in desperation she has wrapped up the smoke detector in a blanket and is going to throw it into the trash chute.]
Rachel: Why, where are you going?
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Monica: Rachel, its going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
Phoebe: Listen to this! My reading was wrong, Im not going die!
Phoebe: Whats going on?
Monica: Pheebs, hows it going?
MR. HECKLES: Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
Monica: All right, thats it, were going to the emergency room.