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Monica: Well at least, Im going to mute it.
Ross: We said it was only going to be two weeks, yknow?
Monica: Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. Youre probably just gonna catch her just as shes about to go to the gate. Youre gonna call out her name and say, "I love you!" And shes gonna say, "I love you, too!" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months Im going to have three full grown babies just walkin around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And its gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!
Phoebe: Okay, yeah well, good news, youre going to have three babies.
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Frank: Yeah, yknow when we found out we were going to have a baby, yknow I figured yknow like I should yknow have like a careerand I love refrigerators!
Monica: Where ya going?
Rachel: Im going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!
Monica: It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldnt, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! (Tries to push Ross out the door.)
Ross: Okay! Okay! But if she doesnt call, it is definitely over! No, wait. Wait. Unless, eventually, I call her, yknow just to she whats going on, and, and she says shell call me back, but then she doesnt. Then its over.
Ross: Im not proving anything. Okay, Im done listening to you. If I hadnt let you talk me into going to the airport in the first place, I never wouldve put my fist through the wall!
Ross: Im gonna, Im gonna go to London and Im going to fight for her.
Joey: Ross! Ross! If youre going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? (Chandler nods his head no.)
Monica: Thats sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?
Emily: I was going to call him, but
Phoebe: (Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...
Monica: Yknow what? I-I think that umm, I dont feel like going to The Plaza.
Rachel: Am I going to let you watch me undress?
Chandler: How is that ever going to happen?!
Phoebe: Oh yeah it is! Im going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.
Rachel: Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!
Monica: Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
Ross: I go back there with lawn ornaments, hes going to laugh in my face.
Ross: Im not going to do that. (Rachel glares at him.)
[Scene: Ursulas apartment, Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career.]
Rachel: Well, they said would but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I going to do, get a thousand regular cats?
Phoebe: So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]
Joey: Hey! Whats going on?
Monica: Keep going.
Cecilia: (walking up) Youre absolutely right they are writing me out of the show. They dont know exactly when its going to happen, but apparently going to be very soon and thats it.
Monica: (entering) Hey, whats going on?
Ross: Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didnt want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that shes going to Florida for spring vacation.
Erin: Ohh, listen. Ive got to get going. Today was great, thanks!
Chandler: Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding. Um, its going to be a small ceremony. Uh, tiny! Were not even sure why were having it.
Monica: Its actually going to be just family.
Ross: Oh wow! I mean, wow! I mean, I-I-I think shes cute but I-I would never have thought of going out with her, never!
Ross: Oh great! Were going out again Saturday. But I just found shes also seeing some other guy.
Rachel: Well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know... you're food is so delicious and perfect, you can never have too many of those pumpkin things.
Rachel: Phoebe, if this guys going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Phoebe: Yeah, but you kinda knew that something was going on, didn't you?
Ross: Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? Whats going on?
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
Rachel: (stopping him) Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!! Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I justy'knowstop it!
Phoebe: Oh no, the dog's not going to be there!
Ross: Well you shouldnt be. Believe me I wouldnt want to be the guy whos up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!
Rachel: (pauses as she thinks and exhales loudly) We We are not going to let it be a problem.
Ross: All right, yknow what? If you are not going to learn how to ride this bike then Im sorry, Im just gonna have to take it back.
Joey: My beers?! Look you guys, shes a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I justI dont see it going anywhere.
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on. (Phoebe looks down in shame.) No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. (Points to his eyes and she does so) Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
Rachel: Yeah, if youre going to do the ears, you might as well take a pass at the nosal area.
Rachel: Do you really not know where Im going with this? (Phoebe nods, "No.") It left! Its one huge room!
Ross: Okay, Im going to start climb down you now.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Monica are still going on about the house.]
Joey: Where are you going? The vicar wont be home for hours.
Ross: How are you ever going to sell this place?
Ross: Oh, on a date. Yeah, I met this girl on the train going to a museum upstate.
Phoebe: Fine! (She takes the blanket.) But please God; tell me how to stop them from going off!
Tommy: Ooh, sorry little Mr. Chic-A-Dee, sorry you went doody in my hand! (starts to walk out and stops) (to Rachel) Well, I guess were not going out anymore. Whaa!!!
Rachel: No-no-no! This chairs not going anywhere.
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Phoebe: Oh, youre such a gentleman. (Grabs his arm.) Come on! Were going to my place! (Drags him off to her place.)
Joey: Of course it's true! How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?
Joey: Uh, yeah... This guy at work got me excited about going in on an emu farm. That'd be kinda cool huh? Pitchin' in on the weekends, helping to plant the emus...
Phoebe: Yeah That does sound great. I'm going to get the phone. (They both get up.)
Chandler: (getting up to investigate) Okay, everybody stay here. I will find out whats going on.
Phoebe: Hey, whats going on?
Rachel: And do you remember going into my purse and stealing the phone?!
Monica: All right? Whats going on?
Joey: Yeah well, Im guessing after this shes not going to be crazy about electricity either.
Monica: Hey Pheebs, hows it going?
Dina: Im going to keep dating him Mother, and theres nothing you can do about it!
Joey: All right, I should get going, big day a work. Yknow Im in a coma? Today, they do this test on me and it turns out Im not brain dead.
Joey: All right, thats it! He cannot do this to Phoebe. (gets up) This guy is going to get the butt kicking of a lifetime! (stops and turns around and asks Rachel) But, is he a big guy?
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Rachel: Well, what are you going to wear?
Rachel: She has got so much going on we-we have only two options. We have Friday
Chandler: Yeah, listen, how cold is it going to be there? Do I need a coat or will all these sweater vests be enough? (Holds up 3 of them in different colors.)
Ross: Yeah-yeah, help me out here, when you come out of the "brain transplant," you are going to be her?
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
Phoebe: What is this? Whats going on?
Monica: Well, what am I going to say?
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
Chandler: Well, does that mean that youre not going to wearing yours?
Monica: No! But I know exactly what Im going to say.
Chandler: Do you happen to know what Im going to say?
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
Chandler: This is not going to work.
Phoebe: (still mimicking a heartbeat, only faster) Phoebe-Phoebe-Phoebe-PhoebeBurrrrr! (Mimics the sound of a cardiac monitor going off.)
Ross: (entering) What's going on?
Monica: Its your suitcase. Were going to Las Vegas.
Chandler: Oh, you're-you're going?
Chandler: Whats going on?
Joey: So! You and Phoebe huh? How long have you been going out?
Emily: My parents are going to be really mad.
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
Ross: Okay, stay calm. Nothing is going to happen to you, you are not in that much trouble.
Rachel: Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guys cell phone?
Monica: Honey, Im not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but Im going to wear them all the time. Youll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?
Joey: Anyway, I started working on what Im going to say for the ceremony, do you wanna hear it?
Ross: Oh, where are you guys going?
Ross: No, its Its not that. Umm, now what Im going to say to you, Im not saying as your friend. Okay? Im-Im saying as it as Monicas older brother.
Phoebe: Okay. Im going with you.
Ross: Shes fine. She doesnt know youre gone. And she doesnt have to know, okay? Now come on, were going home.
Joey: Hey! Youre here! Great! Great! Great! Lets get going buddy, weve got a scene to shoot!
Monica: (entering) Whats going on?
Ross: WhHeyWhoa-whoa, where, where you going?!
Richard: (To Joey) Are you a little off today? Its going terribly slowly.
Phoebe: Whats going on?
Emily: and that was all before 10 oclock. The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon. And then the florist phoned to say there arent any tulips. Oh, and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome. Were not gonna be