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Monica: Well at least, Im going to mute it.
Ross: We said it was only going to be two weeks, yknow?
Monica: Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. Youre probably just gonna catch her just as shes about to go to the gate. Youre gonna call out her name and say, "I love you!" And shes gonna say, "I love you, too!" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months Im going to have three full grown babies just walkin around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And its gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!
Phoebe: Okay, yeah well, good news, youre going to have three babies.
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Frank: Yeah, yknow when we found out we were going to have a baby, yknow I figured yknow like I should yknow have like a careerand I love refrigerators!
Monica: Where ya going?
Rachel: Im going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!
Monica: It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldnt, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! (Tries to push Ross out the door.)
Ross: Okay! Okay! But if she doesnt call, it is definitely over! No, wait. Wait. Unless, eventually, I call her, yknow just to she whats going on, and, and she says shell call me back, but then she doesnt. Then its over.
Ross: Im not proving anything. Okay, Im done listening to you. If I hadnt let you talk me into going to the airport in the first place, I never wouldve put my fist through the wall!
Ross: Im gonna, Im gonna go to London and Im going to fight for her.
Joey: Ross! Ross! If youre going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? (Chandler nods his head no.)
Monica: Thats sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?
Emily: I was going to call him, but
Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?
Chandler: So, are we going in there?
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Monica: Youre right, Im sorry. Its not like youre yknow, going out with an ex-girlfriend.
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Monica: What?! Youre going out with her again!
Chandler: Hey, relax I just need more time. Were going to dinner tonight.
Ross: Going out with who?
Dana: Yknow uh, actually I-I-I should get going.
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Chandler: (not quite sure where Joeys going and is a little worried) Okay
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
Monica: No-no, its not okay! Its not! I mean you were just Youre so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me! Yknow Im just gonnaI, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and I am going to do anything you want in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Joey: Exactly! All right, everybody, listen up. The coffeehouse is going to be closed for about an hour.
Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Ross: (entering) Okay Pheebs, I know how we're going to figure this out. Okay, clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. Okay?
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Ross: Celia, don't worry! Don't scream! He's not going to hurt you! Soothing tones, Celia. Soothing tones! Marcel...
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Joey: (shocked) Thats mean! You really had me going there!
Monica: (To Chandler) You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that?!
Phoebe: No! Joey, youre going to be great!
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Joey: Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! (Motions to Chandler, "Whats going on?") Hi, Paul is it? (Paul nods yes and still hugging Joey.)
Chandler: This is going in your book?
Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
Joey: I cant believe Im going to lose this job!
Joey: Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Joey: Hey Ross listen Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend!
Chandler: It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isnt fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! (Sits down heavily.) I was gonna propose tonight.
Paul: Ross. You and I are going to have to have a little talk.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is going up to the counter.]
Ross: I'm going to the bathroom. (Gets up and exits.)
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Phoebe: So how are things going with you?
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Monica: With a wok? (Chandlers holding a wok.) I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you asleep.
CAROL: Uh, we're going down to Colonial Williamsburg.
Joey: Where are you going?
Chandler: I just get mad when Rachel doesnt remember where were going.
Phoebe: So now whats going on here?
Phoebe: No, I know what a silent is I meant, whats going on with your hair?
Ross: Whats-whats going on?
Monica: (going through her pockets) No... (to Chandler and Phoebe) Either of you girls got a quarter?
Chandler: Its your parents anniversary and youre going to talk about their dead pet?
Monica: I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.
Ross: Thanks? But I have plans; Elizabeth and I are going out of town.
Chandler: This is terrible. What am I going to do?
Joey: Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, hows it going with her?
Paul: Okay look, Ross, just so you know that since Lizzie likes you so much, Ive decided to accept the fact that youre going out with her.
Chandler: Im going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Monica: Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Ross: Hey, whats going on?
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, Im going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough. So this year, Im going to do the whole city.
Phoebe: (Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...
Monica: Yknow what? I-I think that umm, I dont feel like going to The Plaza.
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
Phoebe: Oh yeah it is! Im going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.
Rachel: Am I going to let you watch me undress?
Chandler: How is that ever going to happen?!
Rachel: Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!
Monica: Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.
Ross: I go back there with lawn ornaments, hes going to laugh in my face.
Rachel: Well, they said would but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I going to do, get a thousand regular cats?
Ross: Im not going to do that. (Rachel glares at him.)
[Scene: Ursulas apartment, Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career.]
Phoebe: So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
Joey: Hey! Whats going on?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]
Monica: Keep going.
Chandler: Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding. Um, its going to be a small ceremony. Uh, tiny! Were not even sure why were having it.
Cecilia: (walking up) Youre absolutely right they are writing me out of the show. They dont know exactly when its going to happen, but apparently going to be very soon and thats it.
Monica: (entering) Hey, whats going on?
Ross: Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didnt want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that shes going to Florida for spring vacation.
Erin: Ohh, listen. Ive got to get going. Today was great, thanks!
Monica: Its actually going to be just family.
Ross: Oh wow! I mean, wow! I mean, I-I-I think shes cute but I-I would never have thought of going out with her, never!
Rachel: Phoebe, if this guys going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
Ross: Oh great! Were going out again Saturday. But I just found shes also seeing some other guy.
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Rachel: Well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know... you're food is so delicious and perfect, you can never have too many of those pumpkin things.
Ross: Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? Whats going on?
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on. (Phoebe looks down in shame.) No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. (Points to his eyes and she does so) Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
Rachel: (stopping him) Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!! Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I justy'knowstop it!
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...
Phoebe: Yeah, but you kinda knew that something was going on, didn't you?
Phoebe: Oh no, the dog's not going to be there!
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
Rachel: Yeah, if youre going to do the ears, you might as well take a pass at the nosal area.
Rachel: Do you really not know where Im going with this? (Phoebe nods, "No.") It left! Its one huge room!
Rachel: (pauses as she thinks and exhales loudly) We We are not going to let it be a problem.
Joey: My beers?! Look you guys, shes a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I justI dont see it going anywhere.
Ross: All right, yknow what? If you are not going to learn how to ride this bike then Im sorry, Im just gonna have to take it back.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Monica are still going on about the house.]
Ross: Well you shouldnt be. Believe me I wouldnt want to be the guy whos up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!