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Rachel: Oh, oh thanks. Alright well, now that I'm up I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
Monica: Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.
Phoebe: So how's the piano playing going?
Chandler: Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?
Rachel: Are you gonna... you're going to take Hugsy away from a little child?
Monica: Alright you two, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Now I don't want anything going on while I'm gone. Here's a few things you can discuss: mucus, fungus and the idea of me and Ross doing it.
Phoebe: I know, I want that too, but IS that going to make it too hard?
Monica: I'm going to get bigger!
Monica: About that? Erm...I'm going to change.
Joey: (going over and picking up the rod) Thats all right. Hey you guys, you know whats going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, "Joey, what are you doing with your life?" stuff. I can say, "Well, Im doing a movie with Charlton Heston dad. What are you doing with your life?"
Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!
Rachel: (to Monica)What's going on?
Joey: I'm telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet! She's going to take one look at his furry, cute little face and it'll seal the deal.
Phoebe: This is going to be so much fun! Okay-shhh, I have to finish.
Rachel: So Pheebs, what are you going to do with your $3?
Ross: I'm having a baby in here! Ok, everyone stand back. (Walks backwards as if he is going to break down the door, but steps in a bucket and falls) Ow.
Chandler: (on the phone) "Look, this is ridiculous! I'm not paying for that room! Ok?" (pause) "Oh, thank you very much!" (hangs up) Yeah, I'm going to Vermont...
Ross: She sweat, wet. got it going like a turbo 'vette.
Joey: Ow, I'm just going over the script now! You wanna read lines with me?
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
Joey: Oh...I don't think it's going very well...
Rachel: What...how is it going with Drake?
Joey: Hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?
Ross: (hitting Monica with his suitcase) (to Charlie) We should probably get going, you know, we got a lot of ground to cover.
Professor Spafford: If you'll excuse me I'm going to use the restroom. (he goes away)
Phoebe: Okay. Wait, do you know how youre going to stall her?
Rache: How is it going with Charlie?
RACHEL: Oh God, Ross.� Ross is going to pick up the phone.� Oh, I have to get my number back.� (She turns to find Bill, but they have gone.)� Oh my God.� He's gone.
Ross: Stop going through my stuff (walks away)!
Rachel: But I am going hunting!!
Joey: Oh thats right. Theres a lot going on here and I think I ate some bad fruit earlier.
Rachel: Oh, please, I don't care about you enough to bug me. In fact, from now on, I'm going take the high road. And I'm going be very very nice to you, you "momma's boy", starting right now.
Joey: Geez, sounds like you should be going on this date!
Monica: Hey, honey, my test is down the hall, are you sure you're going to be ok?
Chandler: Well maybe you're going about this the wrong way. You know I mean think about it. Single white male, divorced three times,two illegitimate children. The personal ad writes itself....
Rachel: Yes you do, if you're going to make me feel guilty for getting a free massage!
Rachel: I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didnt even go to how huge this was going to be for the father.
Charlie: Yeah! Actually Joey and I are going to the movies tonight, wanna come?
Joey: Oh! How's it going?
Rachel: Ok. (Phoebe starts to walk in the opposite direction though. Rachel sees and follows her) Wha...? where? Where are you going?
Ross: Oh, that's right! (to Emma) Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados, right?
The Director: Hey Joey, were ready for ya! (Joey stumbles over) Joey, this is Alex hes going to be playing your son.
David: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.
Ross: (Excited) You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe.
Rachel: Hey! Hey what's going on?
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe tonight!
Joey: Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
TV Announcer: Uh-oh, Bruiser has Becker on the canvas and is going for his favourite area.
Chandler: Phoebe is going to say "yes"? That's, that's great!
Phoebe: Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. (Grabs a drink and notices that the two men are upset) Not you guys. You got it going on!
Joey: But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?
Joey: Im just so nervous! Yknow? The callback isnt until tomorrow at five. I feel like my head is going to explode!
Monica: Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes. Tomorrow morning, before we leave, I'm going to the salon.
Rachel: Ok... uh... maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl...
Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
Ross: Yes, please! (they move and sit down on a sofa) So, what's going on?
Phoebe: Okay. I have just a few questions to ask so I'm going to get out my official forms. (She picks up a couple of crumpled receipts.) Okay, so, question 1) You and uh, you were married to Francis' daughter Lilly, is that correct?
Rachel: (she's wearing an oven mitt to protect her hand) I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!
Ross: I'm not going nuts. Do you see me go nuts?
Phoebe: Are you sure? Because I'm really dreading going to this party.
Rachel: Love you too... Alright, I'm going to bed.
Joey: I thought you paid. (Rachel does not answer and seems puzzled) Ha, guess we won’t be going back there!
Phoebe: Ooh, this is so exciting! Ooh, God, what are you going to bet?
Monica: (To Phoebe) You were going to cut me out?
Chandler: I'm not going to Vermont with this Monica!
Phoebe: (to Joey) Are you gonna be embarrassed going up there having nothing prepared?
Rachel: Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even want it in my home... (Turns towards the cake and sees Joey trying to take a piece and yells at him) Joey, don't touch it!!
Ross: Yeah... what am I going to say to Kenneth Schwartz?
Ross: (entering) Hey! So, uhh, Amanda just-just dropped me off. Yeah, that's one of the things I love about her, she's...uh, she's old enough to drive. (to Monica) So uhh, I guess you're not going to mom and dad's tonight?
Joey: Ooh, yeah, I'm not going anywhere for a while.
Monica: I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
Chandler: Okay, wait. All right, thats it, okay, Im out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore! (He trips over a box, falls into a flower stand and walks away trying to be cool.)
Joey: Got it! (Goes towards the front door and stands with his back to it) Hey hey hey! (to Chandler) Where do you think you're going?
Chandler: (Also very excited) That sounds more fun than the thing we were going to do in Vermont!
Amy: Well, I don't need you to help me, because I already know what I'm going to do with my life.
Ross: Rach, she's not going to remember this.
Monica: I wasn't. Let's get going!
Monica: Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.
Chandler: So you must be going to somewhere fancy to celebrate?
Mike: Going go to the bathroom.
Joey: Keep going Pinocchio!
Rachel: Honey, its going to be okay. Hes been incredibly supportive of me, and if he gets a little upset; thats what the meatball sub is for. (She gives Dina a sandwich wrapped in aluminum foil.)
Joey: What's going on?
Rachel: Well, this is going well. (Chandler looks worried)
Chandler: All my energy is going into not asking that question. I cant believe I screwed this up!
Rachel: Ok, look, Ross. I do not want Emma going to the playground.
Monica: It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldnt, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! (Tries to push Ross out the door.)
Joey: (going out with the VCR in his hand) Well, I guess we'll never know whose it is!
Laura: What's going on?
Parker: Fine! Well then to quote Ross, "Id better be going."
Phoebe: A new grocery store. The universe said I was going to meet a nice guy and thats what they gave me? (Looks up) When I get up there Im going to kick some ass.
Rachel: so basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.
Joey: What's going on?
Mike: No! No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.
Fat Monica: I think his begging days are over now that he's going out with Nancy Branson.
Ross: We're still going at the game, right?
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Chandler: No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy whos going like this (Makes what can only be described as a toothy frown. Henceforth, this shall be known as The Face.)
Chandler: What's going on?
Phoebe: Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?
Ross: I've seen her at work, but I always figured, ah-huh? But, uh, I made her dinner. We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow.
Phoebe: Well, I'm not going in first. I bet that vein on Monica's forehead is popping like crazy.
Agency guy: So, how’s everything going in here?
Phoebe: Well, Im going to the dentist, so listen, okay, just be on the look out for anything that, that, that you can fall into, or, or that can fall on you, or... All right, just look out! Okay, And um, I also just wanna, I just wanna tell you all that um...... (starts to cry and runs out)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in. Rachel is still going off about Rosss secret marriage.]