words in movies
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
Joey: (pause) Hows that going?
Monica: Man, I knew it! I knew you were going to do this!!
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
Chandler: Okay, how long is this going to go on.
Phoebe: So, I decided Im definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler.
Monica: What is going on with you?
Joey: Yeah, I didnt know you guys were going to be here.
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
Rachel: Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.
Phoebe: Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isnt the play still going.
Phoebe: Yep! As long as you understand that I'm going to call my lawyer and once he puts you on the stand he'll make you look like a fool. A fool!
Monica: What? It's still going on.
Ross: How, how, um how can you not be going?
Joey: Look, Ross, I feel really bad. I mean, you're going through all this stuff and I just acted like a jerk.
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Mr. Zelner: Y'know what? I may regret this but uh, I'm going to give you a shot.
Chandler: No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!
The Smoking Woman: I am not going to apologize to a tree!
Mrs. Waltham: No, Im bored with you now. Im going to cut you off. (She hangs up.)
Chandler: We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so y'know
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
[Cut to another part of the room, Ross is going to talk to Joey.]
Monica: (going over to listen at the door) Rachel said everything was okay.
Rachel: What's going on?
Cop: Okay, so since umm, you're not going to jail tonight I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me?
Phoebe: Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!
Phoebe: (smiling) This is terrible, what are you going to do?
Joey: Well, you shouldve told me that before, Im not a mind reader. Hey, were out of beer. Im going to Monicas.
Phoebe: Thats not why youre going! Youre going because you hope hes gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."
Joey: I know, I know! What am I going to do? (Thinks) Ooh!
Rachel: Oh gosh, she's going to kill me.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) What are we going to do?!
ROSS: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dead.
Ross: So where are we going next?
Chandler: What's going on?
Monica: No, but someones really not going to get over that idea, are they?
Rachel: Okay, just a little scared. What's going on Ross?
Monica: So it looks like it's going really well for you two, huh?
Joshua: Kidding! (Rachel is relived) Im gonna get there early, but Im going to put you on the V.I.P list, okay? Look for me.
Ross: What's going on?
Chandler: Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brothers not going to punch me. (to Joey) Are ya?
Monica: Since we've been going out, I think I've mentioned his name twice!
Ross: Okay, I don't think it's going to pivot anymore.
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Joey: Wh-wh-whats going on? Wh-whats this about L.A.?
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Ross: (entering) Well hey! Whats going on? Ooh, cool boat(Sees why the boats there)Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?
Rachel: Anyway, I'm going to be the coordinator of the woman's collection, I'll work right under the director, it's the perfect, perfect job for me!
Phoebe: Uh-huh, great story! I'm going!
Phoebe: Im so jealous youre all going! I cant believe I never knew that you cant fly in your third trimester!
Chandler: Y'know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Okay? I'm anything but a dropper. (We see various scenes of him dropping a football, a mug of coffee, the phone, an apple, a Frisbee, a record, and the final scene has a ball bouncing off of his chest. I'm not going to describe them, you'll have to see them.)
Rachel: (going out the door) Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?
Joey: Yeah, what-what's going on?
Joey: Well, I-I just, I just it was going to be like a really cool robot, yknow? Like the terminator or uh, when I first saw you.
Ross: Okay! Now, Im going to touch you. (He does so, very gingerly.) Ohh, thats soft. (He starts poking him and notices his salad spoons and starts to massage him with those.)
Monica: Okay, look, I-I have enough stuff for one more sandwich, I mean I was going to eat it myself, but (motions that he can have it.)
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
RACHEL: Well, I was thinking maybe a um, a romantic dinner with um, candles and wine and then uh, maybe going back to my place for um, dessert.
Chandler: Hey, y'know what, maybe we should get going. I mean what time did Chloe say we should be there?
Chandler: Y'know, he won't even talk to me. How am I going to apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?
Monica: Right. Umm, listen since were-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Rosss mother
Ross: The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!
Joey: Okay, so what are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!
Monica: Rachel, its going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.
Chandler: What does it look like? I'm going home.
[Scene: Phoebes apartment building, in desperation she has wrapped up the smoke detector in a blanket and is going to throw it into the trash chute.]
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
Rachel: Why, where are you going?
Phoebe: Whats going on?
Monica: Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.
Monica: Pheebs, hows it going?
Monica: You see that guy? Hes in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave hes going straight to the porn.
MR. HECKLES: Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
Monica: All right, thats it, were going to the emergency room.
Ross: What? (to Joey) So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are you going to tell Chandler?
Monica: Well, if you dont have anything to copy, why are you going down there?
Joey: Oh my God! Thats huge! (Hugs him.) Wait a minute, why come I wasnt invited? And who was going to be your best man? Dont say, "Ross." Do not say, "Ross."
Monica: I thought you said you were going to do nothing.
PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points at the computer screen).
Phoebe: Listen to this! My reading was wrong, Im not going die!
Phoebe: So is Joey going to have to give up the apartment?
Chandler: You kidding? Youre the most beautiful woman in most rooms (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Woman No. 2: Maybe. I was thinking about getting a cat, I was just going to go to the shelter (Good for her) but Okay, why not?
Chandler: That's perfect! That's brilliant! (Starts going through the photo album)
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Chandler: Hey Mon, how's it going?
Joey: Oh, Kath, we should get going. We're going to by hamsters.
Rachel: Im not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldnt.
Phoebe: I-I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with, like, y'know, guns and bombs and, like, buses going really fast...
Rachel: Oh..Go..Oh..and I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. If she finds out that I lied to her, she is going to hate me even more. Phoebe!!
Chandler: Yes, God forbid we throw out old underwear. You-you know what? Im going to go over to Joeys.
Monica: I'm going into business people. I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard. I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. What's the opposite of man? Jam. (sees Joey trying some jam from the pot) Oh Joey don't! It's way to hot. (Joey realizes this and spits what he had in his mouth back into the pot.)
Hillary: Are you going to eat that bread?
Rachel: Yeah. Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. (Sitting down on the couch.) You guys are never going to believe this. But, Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren.
Janine: Are you guys going to Chandlers for Thanksgiving?
Phoebe: And who else is going to be there?
Phoebe: Oh, I know a way that you can decide! All right, I'm going to ask you a series of questions and you answer as quickly as you can.
Monica: Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. But um, then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didnt.