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Ross: Oh, that's right! (to Emma) Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados, right?
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
David: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.
Ross: (Excited) You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!
Ross: Yeah... what am I going to say to Kenneth Schwartz?
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe.
Monica: They've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike! She'll say "No", David's heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone again.
Rachel: Hey! Hey what's going on?
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe tonight!
MOnica: Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.
Chandler: Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but... (Ross glares at him) you know, you and Monica have the same "I'm gonna kill you" look...? I can usually make it go away by kissing her... (Ross continues to glare at him and Chandler leans in as if he's going to kiss Ross)
Monica: This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say "yes" but I know she really wants to be with you!
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
Chandler: Phoebe is going to say "yes"? That's, that's great!
Joey: Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?
Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiancé was always going away on these long weekends with his tennis partner.
Joey: But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Phoebe: Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. (Grabs a drink and notices that the two men are upset) Not you guys. You got it going on!
Monica: (going through her pockets) No... (to Chandler and Phoebe) Either of you girls got a quarter?
Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
Rachel: Ok... uh... maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl...
Ross: Yes, please! (they move and sit down on a sofa) So, what's going on?
Ross: Ah, actually, Im sorry we-we probably should get going.
Rachel: Yeah, otherwise Im not going.
Mrs. Geller: Thanks for going along with this.
Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?
Phoebe: Because Im going to kill him
Joey: All right. Okay. Well this is the same kind of deal. If youre going to do something wrong, (He grabs two steaks from the freezer) do it right!
Mrs. Geller: Youre not going to say anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary
Ross: Look I was going to tell you!
Monica: Honey, Im not even going to pretend I was listening. (Sees someone else.) Hey! Hey! (Goes over to that person.)
Ross: Yeah! Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married in this beautiful place that her parents got married, but its going to be torn down, so I mean, I-I know its crazy, but everything up til now has been so crazy, and I dont know, this just feels right. Yknow?
[Flashback to the gang in Central Perk in The One Where Nana Dies Twice, theyre all going through an old photo album.]
Rachel: What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do?
Monica: It is going to be okay! (Mrs. Green glances over her shoulder and glares at Monica while she heads for the bathroom.) It was worth a shot.
Mrs. Green: Im going to the bathroom.
Rachel: Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going?
Rachel: No. Shes going to live with us for eight weeks.
Rachel: I hope youre going somewhere with this.
Mrs. Green: All right you two, Im gonna get going.
Ross: Whats uh, whats going on? Do you not, do you not like Katie?
Chandler: So youre never actually going to pay me back?
Rachel: (thinking) Youre going to have a baby, and you need to be prepared. Now, youre going to make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it! (Rachel puts the tape in the VCR)
Joey: Not a problem. Oh, and just so you know, that guys not going to be bothering you about that baby thing anymore.
Ross: Okay enough! This is, this is not going to happen.
Monica: Okay. Oh but Joey, come over later because Im going to teach you to make a bird feeder out of just a pine cone and some peanut butter.
Monica: Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey?
Monica: What is going on with you? Since when are you so crazy about babies?
Chandler: Im kidding. This is going to be fun.
Rachel: He was a hamster! I am not going to vacuum up my baby!
Ross: You have no idea how much this hurts. (All of the women in the room turn and glare at him.) Keep going! Keep going!
Rachel: Well what are we going to do?
Ross: Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.
Joey: Oh God, what the hell am I going to tell him?
Chandler: Joey, you have to tell her whats going on! And what did it look like?!
Joey: It wasnt my ring! Its Rosss ring! Thats why I felt so bad Rach, because he was going to propose.
Ross: But I-I was going to see if yknow, maybe you uh, start dating again but thatI mean that-that was all, Rach.
Ross: Hey, Im not going to rush into anything!
Ross: (To Joey) I cant believe you told her I was going to propose!
Joey: I cant believe youre not going to propose!
Monica: Really! (They hug and kiss) All right? Let's forget about this going home stuff and celebrate our anniversary. (She picks up his suitcase.) Okay, this is empty.
Monica: Whats going on?
Rachel: Yeah I dont think dressing provocatively is going to help me here! Oh my god just please take her.
Monica: That I was going to eat him.
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
Ross: oh yea now um how is that going, is it getting serious?
Ross: Oh, no, no, no, I will! I just want to butter her up, first! You know, Im going to take her to an amazing Valentines dinner. Do all this romantic stuff, and then, just when she thinks Im the best boyfriend in the world, then Im going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me.
Hayley: no that's just where you were going I just figured that I'd help you out, you don't seem like the kind of guy that does this very a lot.
Joey: Yeah, are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again?
Mike: I'm not blowing her off, I actually just got off the phone with her, were going out tomorrow night, I mean I hope that's ok with you stranger from the coffee house.
Phoebe: I'm not going along with some lie you made Ross, No I'm just gonna be honest with him.
Chandler: What's going on?
Rachel: Honey, you're taking this the wrong way. We think you're going to be a wonderful parent. It's just.. you're more the fun parent.
Amy starting to cry: You are not going to regret this.
Phoebe: HEY! Mike called were going out again! YAY! YAY! (She dances around with happiness)
Rachel: I was just going to say that I left my keys.
Rachel: Oh thank god, if Phoebe�s going, can we please take Emma home?
Monica: I don't know it! I want to have a kid with you because I think you're going to be an amazing dad... at the fun parts and the hard parts.
Monica: Oh, about five minutes. Right now theyre interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves.
JOEY: Hey!� Open the door.� What's going on?� (He knocks.)
Rachel: Well, let�s see. The first one is: I don�t want to. And, you know, I�m not going.
Ross: Great. So let�s get going?
Joey: (to Chandler and Monica) Well, what is going on with you two?
Joey: Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not. Eh? All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. (Offers it to everyone.)
David: Oh, you're going to Minsk?
Amy: No! What are you going to do? Make me?
Chandler: Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...
Rachel: Uh. No.. I was going to let you use my Ralph Lauren discount.
RACHEL: Yeah, yeah.� Phoebe and I are going to have so much fun.� And thank you for watching the baby, by the way.
CHANDLER: Look I, I can't.� What's going on?
Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?
PHOEBE: I know.� (sighs)�� So, what's going on with you and Ross?
JOEY: (listens at the door.)� No.� (pause) All right, I'm going in.
RACHEL: No!� Wait!� No, no.� Don't do that!� That's going to make them think they can come over here.
CHANDLER: I'm just going to wait for a little while.
MONICA: Aren't you afraid that Joey's going to figure all of this out?� (pause)� I heard it.
PHOEBE: Well, you kind of just did.� That guy is going to call you tonight.� Ross is going to pick up the phone and that's a pretty clear message.
JOEY: What's going on?
CHANDLER: Hey, listen.� I'm never going to lie to you again, okay?� And I want you to know that nobody thinks you're stupid.
Monica (on phone): Hey, Rach, how's it going?
Phoebe: Well, you promised me a fun road trip! Weve been on the road six hours and youve been asleep for five and a half! We are switching at the next rest stop and you are going to drive all the way back! That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper!
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Chandler: (stopping him from going any further) Before you say anything, have we got a story for you! Guess who we bumped into at dinner!
Ross: Im sorry. But ah, hey, oh, somebodys off the phone, how bout a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again.
Rachel: Hey! We were not on aOkay. Thats fine! Fine. Yknow what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?
Chandler: Hey it's the most eligible man in NY. How's the moving on going?
JOEY: Where are you going?
Chandler: So, I finally catch up to her and she says this relationship is going to fast and we have to slow down.
Chandler: Where you going, Joe?
Gavin: So what if it was? I thought there was nothing going on between you two...
MIKE: (releases a whoosh of air) Ya know, I'm going to take off.
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monicas not impressed.) Ill get out of it.
Rachel: No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!
Ross: I know and I was going to, but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachels father. Look I I made a mistake, but its only because I really, really like you. Really!
Ross: What's - what's going on?
Rachel (to Steve): Look, you know what, I'm sorry, but did you really think that this was going well? (To Monica.) What's up?
Rachel: No. I was just going to do this myself. (Joey makes a sarcastic laugh.)
Doug: Bing my boy, were gonna get you over this. Now heres the plan, grab your coat, were going to a strip club.
Rachel: So Pheebs, what are you going to do with your $3?
Ross: wow, are you still going to move in with him?
Monica: I'm going to get bigger!
Joey: (going over and picking up the rod) Thats all right. Hey you guys, you know whats going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, "Joey, what are you doing with your life?" stuff. I can say, "Well, Im doing a movie with Charlton Heston dad. What are you doing with your life?"