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Ross: Oh, that's right! (to Emma) Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados, right?
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
David: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.
Ross: (Excited) You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!
Ross: Yeah... what am I going to say to Kenneth Schwartz?
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe.
Monica: They've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike! She'll say "No", David's heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone again.
Rachel: Hey! Hey what's going on?
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe tonight!
MOnica: Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.
Chandler: Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but... (Ross glares at him) you know, you and Monica have the same "I'm gonna kill you" look...? I can usually make it go away by kissing her... (Ross continues to glare at him and Chandler leans in as if he's going to kiss Ross)
Monica: This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say "yes" but I know she really wants to be with you!
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
Chandler: Phoebe is going to say "yes"? That's, that's great!
Joey: Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?
Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiancé was always going away on these long weekends with his tennis partner.
Joey: But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Phoebe: Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. (Grabs a drink and notices that the two men are upset) Not you guys. You got it going on!
Monica: (going through her pockets) No... (to Chandler and Phoebe) Either of you girls got a quarter?
Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
Rachel: Ok... uh... maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl...
Ross: Yes, please! (they move and sit down on a sofa) So, what's going on?
Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?
Chandler: So, are we going in there?
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Monica: Youre right, Im sorry. Its not like youre yknow, going out with an ex-girlfriend.
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Monica: What?! Youre going out with her again!
Chandler: Hey, relax I just need more time. Were going to dinner tonight.
Ross: Going out with who?
Dana: Yknow uh, actually I-I-I should get going.
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Chandler: (not quite sure where Joeys going and is a little worried) Okay
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
Monica: No-no, its not okay! Its not! I mean you were just Youre so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me! Yknow Im just gonnaI, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and I am going to do anything you want in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Joey: Exactly! All right, everybody, listen up. The coffeehouse is going to be closed for about an hour.
Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Ross: (entering) Okay Pheebs, I know how we're going to figure this out. Okay, clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. Okay?
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Ross: Celia, don't worry! Don't scream! He's not going to hurt you! Soothing tones, Celia. Soothing tones! Marcel...
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Joey: (shocked) Thats mean! You really had me going there!
Monica: (To Chandler) You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that?!
Phoebe: No! Joey, youre going to be great!
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Joey: Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! (Motions to Chandler, "Whats going on?") Hi, Paul is it? (Paul nods yes and still hugging Joey.)
Chandler: This is going in your book?
Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
Joey: I cant believe Im going to lose this job!
Joey: Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Rachel: Im going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!
Joey: Hey Ross listen Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend!
Chandler: It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isnt fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! (Sits down heavily.) I was gonna propose tonight.
Paul: Ross. You and I are going to have to have a little talk.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is going up to the counter.]
Ross: I'm going to the bathroom. (Gets up and exits.)
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Phoebe: So how are things going with you?
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Monica: With a wok? (Chandlers holding a wok.) I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you asleep.
CAROL: Uh, we're going down to Colonial Williamsburg.
Joey: Where are you going?
Chandler: I just get mad when Rachel doesnt remember where were going.
Phoebe: So now whats going on here?
Phoebe: No, I know what a silent is I meant, whats going on with your hair?
Ross: Whats-whats going on?
Chandler: Its your parents anniversary and youre going to talk about their dead pet?
Monica: I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.
Ross: Thanks? But I have plans; Elizabeth and I are going out of town.
Chandler: This is terrible. What am I going to do?
Joey: Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, hows it going with her?
Paul: Okay look, Ross, just so you know that since Lizzie likes you so much, Ive decided to accept the fact that youre going out with her.
Chandler: Im going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Monica: Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, Im going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough. So this year, Im going to do the whole city.
Ross: Hey, whats going on?
Phoebe: (Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...
Monica: Yknow what? I-I think that umm, I dont feel like going to The Plaza.
Rachel: Am I going to let you watch me undress?
Chandler: How is that ever going to happen?!
Rachel: Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!
Phoebe: Oh yeah it is! Im going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.
Rachel: Well, they said would but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I going to do, get a thousand regular cats?
Monica: Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
Ross: I go back there with lawn ornaments, hes going to laugh in my face.
Ross: Im not going to do that. (Rachel glares at him.)
[Scene: Ursulas apartment, Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career.]
Phoebe: So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]
Cecilia: (walking up) Youre absolutely right they are writing me out of the show. They dont know exactly when its going to happen, but apparently going to be very soon and thats it.
Joey: Hey! Whats going on?
Monica: Keep going.
Monica: (entering) Hey, whats going on?
Ross: Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didnt want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that shes going to Florida for spring vacation.
Erin: Ohh, listen. Ive got to get going. Today was great, thanks!
Monica: Its actually going to be just family.
Chandler: Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding. Um, its going to be a small ceremony. Uh, tiny! Were not even sure why were having it.
Ross: Oh wow! I mean, wow! I mean, I-I-I think shes cute but I-I would never have thought of going out with her, never!
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Rachel: Phoebe, if this guys going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
Rachel: Well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know... you're food is so delicious and perfect, you can never have too many of those pumpkin things.
Ross: Oh great! Were going out again Saturday. But I just found shes also seeing some other guy.
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...
Ross: Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? Whats going on?
Phoebe: Yeah, but you kinda knew that something was going on, didn't you?
Rachel: (stopping him) Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!! Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I justy'knowstop it!
Phoebe: Oh no, the dog's not going to be there!
Joey: My beers?! Look you guys, shes a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I justI dont see it going anywhere.
Rachel: Do you really not know where Im going with this? (Phoebe nods, "No.") It left! Its one huge room!
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on. (Phoebe looks down in shame.) No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. (Points to his eyes and she does so) Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
Rachel: Yeah, if youre going to do the ears, you might as well take a pass at the nosal area.
Rachel: (pauses as she thinks and exhales loudly) We We are not going to let it be a problem.
Ross: All right, yknow what? If you are not going to learn how to ride this bike then Im sorry, Im just gonna have to take it back.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Monica are still going on about the house.]
Joey: Where are you going? The vicar wont be home for hours.