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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)
Ross: (answering the phone.) Hello. (Listens) Hi sweetie. (Listens.) Good. Look umm, yes I've been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to do and, I can do it. (Rachel gives him a thumbs up.) So will you come to New York? (Rachel wants to know what she said, and he gives her a thumbs up and she goes over and hugs him. All the time not knowing what's going on.)
Joey: Wh-whats going on?
Rachel: Yknow what? I am going to do something today. Im not just gonna sit around like some old lady. Im gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.
Monica: How's it going with her?
Chandler: No-no-no! It is going to be okay, because Mrs. Braverman is gonna send away for a free one and that way we all win! The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate, (Reading the label) Mommas Little Bakery. (Pause) I feel terrible, Im a horrible, horrible, horrible person.
Joey: Okay, I see what's going on here.
Ross: (loudly) So I'm going over to Amanda's tonight!
Joey: She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
Joey: That would be Casey. Were going out tonight.
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Aunt Lillian: (reentering) What's going on?
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
Joey: Uh, well yeah-yeah, I've got all of that going on. Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't have been more wrong! Uh-oh! I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!
Ursula: Umm, no. See I already thought she was dead so I kinda made my peace with it. Plus, I'm going to a concert tomorrow. So I'd invite you, but umm, I only have two tickets left.
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
Monica: Me going out with Richards son.
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: (going over to the box) Chandler?
Chandler: Hey! Im sorry! That(sees that Joey is about to leave) where are you going?
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
Monica: Would you stop? Weve only been going out a couple of weeks, I mean we dont even know if hes gonna propose.
Ross: Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, Im gonna kill myself, I swear. I cant, I cant watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, shes going in.
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
Monica: Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?
Phoebe: Yeah, say my name. Say it! (She stops when she realizes what shes doing.) And now Im going to cover you back up, and umm were never doing this again.
(Does a Mexican dancing-thing before going to the kitchen.)
Ross: Yeah, I was going for the metaphor.
Joey: Hey-hey, whats going on?
Monica: (interrupting) You have nothing! You're not even going out! You're her baby sitter! You have a 12-year-old girl's job!
Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you dont give me that number then Im going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.
JOEY: Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well the line in the script was, 'If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die.' But I made it, ' If this woman doesn't get to a hospital, she's not gonna live.'
Chandler: Okay, Im going to go stand over there. (Points and moves into the living room.)
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Joey: (goes over to Chandler) Hey buddy! Hows it going?
Joey: Gettin drunk and going to a strip club.
Phoebe: (going over to comfort her) Aww, Pheebs.
Phoebe: Ooh, yeah. Then what are you going to put on top of that?
Emily: Im just going to say hi to the lads. All right?
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
Chandler: Well, I then guess Im going to Yemen! Im going to Yemen! (To this old woman also going to Yemen.) When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?
Joey: Yeah, what going on?
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
Carol: (screaming at Ross) Oh, what do you know? No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"
ROSS: I told you there was going to be sub-titles.
Ross: We said it was only going to be two weeks, yknow?
CHANDLER: So, whaddya say boys, should I call him? [squeezes the ear of one of the slippers and it barks] Well, ya know what they say. Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.
Ross: I gotta get going. Bye Chandler.
Monica: Well at least, Im going to mute it.
Monica: Where ya going?
Phoebe: Okay, yeah well, good news, youre going to have three babies.
Rachel: Well, we were going to do that afterI mean umm, next.
Ross: Why dont you call him?! Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!
Emily: I was going to call him, but
Monica: Are you insane? I mean Joey, is going to kill you, hes actually going to kill you dead.
Chandler: So what are you going to do?
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Phoebe: Youre actually going through with this?
Chandler: What the hell is going on?!
Monica: What-whats going on?
Phoebe: Joey? What's going on?
Ross: Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell!
Rachel: Well, I did my best to convince him that Im not some crazy girl who is dying to get marriedIm just going through a hard time.
Monica: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
(Rachel starts going through her mail, and come across her invitation.)
Ross: No! No! I want to talk now! Okay? IIn fact, (picks up the phone) I am going to talk to the president of the condom company!
Rachel: Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Rosss wedding.
Monica: (seeing the decision) Nooooo. Youre really not going?
MNCA: Bobby and I are going away for the weekend, remember?
Ross: Well then a small one!! Listen, lets, we kinda have to get going!
Chandler: You are going downer!
Phoebe: Okay, I guess. I mean I dont know, its just, I guess I know its going to be over soon.
Chandler: And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight. (Hands it to him.) You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldnt afford it, because you paid dinner last night.
Joey: Its the chick! Shes going through some changes.
Ross: Well, were all here! I guess we should get going!
Chandler: All right look, am I serious, okay? Tomorrow at 3:30 I am going down to the courthouse.
Fat Monica: Yeah, yeah, and you were going him y'know, your flower.
Emily: I tell you, this wedding is not going to happen.
Rachel: I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out.
Rachel: (enters with a bag packed) Because Im going to London.
Phoebe: What?! What do you mean youre going to London?
Rachel: (to the cowgirl) And you are so in style right now. Yknow, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I dont suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but
Monica: Oh, my mothers right. Im never going to get married.
Ticket Agent: Im just going to need to see your passport.
Joey: (Putting his arm around her.) Im not going anywhere, sweetheart.
Phoebe: Ohh! Okay, Im going to have to kick her ass too.
Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
Monica: Well...Id better get going.
Rachel: Look, If I dont get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!
Phoebe: I KNOW THAT!!! You have to stop her!! Shes going to ruin the wedding!!
Phoebe: Yea. Can I please, please, please talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time I promise.
Ross: You know what, I think weve had all the bad luck were going to have. (He hugs her.)
Phoebe: Oh thats so great! Ohh, so whats going on now?
Emily: What-whats going on?!
Monica: Yknow, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) Itd, itd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.
Ross: (To Phoebe) Hey Pheebs! How's that uh, vegetarian pizza working out for ya? You and those vegetables have a real thing going on, huh?
Chandler: (asking a man leaning against the wall) What is going on?
Rachel: Oh, okay, were going. Yeah.
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, its justAnd I know hes my assistant and I cant date himbut it just bothers me, all right?!
Rachel: Yeah, come on! Whats going in on in there? (Pats his chest.)