words in movies
Rachel: (to the cowgirl) And you are so in style right now. Yknow, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I dont suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but
Phoebe: Yeah! Its so much better than first grade when you dont know whats going on and definitely better than third grade. Yknow with all the politics and mind games.
[Time lapse, Monica is going over to talk to Joey.]
Chandler: (To Ross) Youre going down.
Ross: Oh yeah? Youre going further down! Downtown!
Ursula: Yknow, wed really better get going.
Phoebe: She is lying! And I bet I can prove it. Excuse me. (She grabs Ursulas purse and starts going through it and finds some papers.) Okay. Okay. YeahNot a prayer chain, but what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. (Holds up her nametag.) Okay, heres the nametag from the restaurant where she works as a waitress! Not a teacher, a waitress. All right, heres her driver license, this oughta be good, she always lies about this. How old did she say she was?
Ross: (entering) Well hey! Whats going on? Ooh, cool boat(Sees why the boats there)Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?
Rachel: Anyway, I'm going to be the coordinator of the woman's collection, I'll work right under the director, it's the perfect, perfect job for me!
Phoebe: Uh-huh, great story! I'm going!
Phoebe: Im so jealous youre all going! I cant believe I never knew that you cant fly in your third trimester!
Chandler: Y'know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Okay? I'm anything but a dropper. (We see various scenes of him dropping a football, a mug of coffee, the phone, an apple, a Frisbee, a record, and the final scene has a ball bouncing off of his chest. I'm not going to describe them, you'll have to see them.)
Rachel: (going out the door) Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?
Joey: Yeah, what-what's going on?
Joey: Well, I-I just, I just it was going to be like a really cool robot, yknow? Like the terminator or uh, when I first saw you.
Ross: Okay! Now, Im going to touch you. (He does so, very gingerly.) Ohh, thats soft. (He starts poking him and notices his salad spoons and starts to massage him with those.)
Monica: Okay, look, I-I have enough stuff for one more sandwich, I mean I was going to eat it myself, but (motions that he can have it.)
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
RACHEL: Well, I was thinking maybe a um, a romantic dinner with um, candles and wine and then uh, maybe going back to my place for um, dessert.
Ross: The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!
Chandler: Y'know, he won't even talk to me. How am I going to apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?
Monica: Right. Umm, listen since were-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Rosss mother
Chandler: Hey, y'know what, maybe we should get going. I mean what time did Chloe say we should be there?
Joey: Okay, so what are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!
[Scene: Phoebes apartment building, in desperation she has wrapped up the smoke detector in a blanket and is going to throw it into the trash chute.]
Chandler: What does it look like? I'm going home.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Monica: Rachel, its going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.
Rachel: Why, where are you going?
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
Phoebe: Whats going on?
Monica: Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.
Monica: You see that guy? Hes in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave hes going straight to the porn.
Monica: Pheebs, hows it going?
MR. HECKLES: Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
Ross: What? (to Joey) So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are you going to tell Chandler?
Monica: All right, thats it, were going to the emergency room.
Phoebe: Listen to this! My reading was wrong, Im not going die!
Monica: Well, if you dont have anything to copy, why are you going down there?
Phoebe: So is Joey going to have to give up the apartment?
Joey: Oh my God! Thats huge! (Hugs him.) Wait a minute, why come I wasnt invited? And who was going to be your best man? Dont say, "Ross." Do not say, "Ross."
Monica: I thought you said you were going to do nothing.
PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points at the computer screen).
Chandler: You kidding? Youre the most beautiful woman in most rooms (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Woman No. 2: Maybe. I was thinking about getting a cat, I was just going to go to the shelter (Good for her) but Okay, why not?
Monica: I'm going into business people. I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard. I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. What's the opposite of man? Jam. (sees Joey trying some jam from the pot) Oh Joey don't! It's way to hot. (Joey realizes this and spits what he had in his mouth back into the pot.)
Chandler: Hey Mon, how's it going?
Chandler: That's perfect! That's brilliant! (Starts going through the photo album)
Phoebe: I-I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with, like, y'know, guns and bombs and, like, buses going really fast...
Chandler: Yes, God forbid we throw out old underwear. You-you know what? Im going to go over to Joeys.
Joey: Oh, Kath, we should get going. We're going to by hamsters.
Rachel: Oh..Go..Oh..and I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. If she finds out that I lied to her, she is going to hate me even more. Phoebe!!
Rachel: Im not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldnt.
Hillary: Are you going to eat that bread?
Phoebe: Oh, I know a way that you can decide! All right, I'm going to ask you a series of questions and you answer as quickly as you can.
Rachel: Yeah. Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. (Sitting down on the couch.) You guys are never going to believe this. But, Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren.
Monica: Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. But um, then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didnt.
Janine: Are you guys going to Chandlers for Thanksgiving?
Phoebe: And who else is going to be there?
Chandler: Yeah, now how's that going though? Are you okay with the not-flirting thing?
Ross: Look Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind stuff all right. Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freak out. Oh my God, she's going to sit on you.
Janice: Ooh, that decides it then. I was on the fence. But knowing that you two would be our neighbors? Ah! now we have to get it! (Chandler and Monica are utterly shocked) Ellen, we're going to talk numbers. (Grabs Ellen by her elbow and pulls her outside)
Monica: Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, its going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.
Chandler: All right, think about it. Now remember when you were going out with that girl Donna and you guys broke up. Remember how horrible it was when you guys bumped into each other at the supermarket?
Ross: So, do we really have to ask whos going up on the platform next?
Director: Whats going on over here?
Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)
Phoebe: Shes made it pretty clear, it is not going to happen.
Joey: Oh, I am going to go for a walk in the rain.
Chandler: Then why-why is she going to a play?!
Joey: I know! I know! And Im going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They Theyre like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I I dont think we can be together. It just, it just cant work. It cant. (Starts to break up) Im very upset.
Monica: That didnt work on mom, its not going to work on us.
Chandler: Well, she is going to know that you stole the joke.
Monica: Well, shes not going to find them lying in the grass like that.
Chandler: Oh its been going on way to long now. Yknow, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didnt say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" And I-I wanted a donut. And now its five years later, the donuts gone and Im still Toby.
Monica: Im sick of Japanese. Were not going there.
Phoebe: All right, whats going on there? (Points to a picture.)
Ross: Yknow, I dont think were going to settle this.
Rachel: Ahh .So Wow The spring line, its really going to be great this year, huh?
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Monica: That is completely untrue. You think Im high maintenance? Okay, prove it. I want you to make a list and were going to go through it point by point!
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Rachel: (running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Monica: Guys, whats going on?
Monica: Sorry. So hows it going with Joey?
Monica: Oh, Ive got it! I have got it! (Gets up and gets something from the dresser underneath the TV.) Pictures from your childhood. This will get you going good!
Ross: Oh, (he goes towards Mike in order to shake hands but Mike hugs him) hey, oh... I... I was-I was going for a hand shake.
Joey: So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh?
Chandler: Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.
Jill: All right, Im leaving! Because Im not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move. Thats you Rachel!
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Rachel: Oh no! No! No-no-no-no! No, I mean come on thats-thats crazyI mean thats crazy. So whats-whats going on with you? What is going on with you?
Phoebe: (To Ross) So whats going on with you?
Rachel: Ohh, Phoebe, what am I going to do?
Monica: Okay, Ill rest. But yknow if Im going to bed, then youre coming with me.
Ross: Hey, hows it going?
Phoebe: Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!
Monica: Well, tonight waswas going to be my first time.
Woman: Hey Pheebs! Hows it going?!
Joey: Sure. (To Monica and Rachel) Coffee? Cause Im going up there.
Monica: Youre right, Im sorry. Its not like youre yknow, going out with an ex-girlfriend.
Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?
Chandler: So, are we going in there?
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.