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Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Monica: Guys, you got your hair cut.
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Ross: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... (Walks away.)
Chandler: Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I've got pants that need to be altered.
Phoebe: Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.
Frankie: I just got that. Ok, now we'll do your inseam.
Rachel: Well Umm, I got TiVo.
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Monica: Chandler, this is not our problem. We've got each other. That's all that matters.
Cecilia: And guess what? Good news! I got another job!
Will: Hold on! You got her pregnant?
Don: Well if you where ever enter the Loire valley let me know, Ive got a great little villa you can stay at.
Monica: Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-youve been through so much since then. And right now youve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Cant you just let this go?
Joey: Whoaheywh-wh-what do you got there? What is that? Pie?
Phoebe: Got cha again, you guys are so easy.
ROSS: Not, not, not every night. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Like, like Italian guys or ex-fiances or, or, or Italian guys.
Ross: Youre gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!! (Holds up two.)
Joey: (To Ross) Congratulations! You just got married!
Monica: Oh my pleasure. Okay, Im afraid Ive got some bad news. (Phoebe enters.) Phoebe!
Ross: (entering) Okay, okay, okay, I've got two cabs and no people. Go! Go! Go!
Erin: Ohh, listen. Ive got to get going. Today was great, thanks!
Rachel: has your girlfriend got the butt?
Phoebe: Hey! I got you a present!!
Phoebe: I got it for your wedding and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally got here!
Ross: Baby got back (Then Ross turns around and sees their friends standing in the doorway)
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Monica: Honey you-you got to beat your scores!
Joey: (entering) Hey, Chandler, you got a minute? I-I really need to talk to you.
Monica: All right fine. Fine, Ill do it. Ive just got to get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him pull my finger.
Mrs. Bing: As I recall when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
Monica: I thought I lost it. I got a new one, like, a month ago.
>>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. (Sees a magazine) Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. (Walks over to a painting on the wall) Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. (Looks around) You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before (it's a cactus and he touch's it) AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.
Joey: Well I got stuff going on in here (Rubbing his belly) if you wanna feel.
Chandler: There has got to be a way!
Phoebe: No-no, I got that.
Joey: Uh, well yeah-yeah, I've got all of that going on. Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't have been more wrong! Uh-oh! I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!
Joey: Hey! A dog! Hi! Who, you got to admit, looks a lot like Jane.
Rachel: Look, I am so so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that Im not. Im not even close. And I dont know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that thats dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!
Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentines Day (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, its about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those arent stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?
Rachel: And so I had a lot of work to do so Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere Ross comes on to me.
Monica: (to herself) Ive still got it!
Chandler: I thought maybe you got me porn for Valentines Day.
Ross: I dont know, she seemed to think it was such a crazy idea! Um, plus, she, uh, she got me taffy!
Mona: You got another ex-wife back there?
Ross: Well, Im, uh, going to pick up Mona. What have you got going tonight?
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Joey: (singing) You've got to pick a pocket or two. Boyyyyssss, (picks a handkerchief from the pianist's pocket) you've got to pick a pocket or two..........
Chandler: But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so shed know I was okay.
Ross: Hey, whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. Yknow, actually onceonce I got dumped during sex.
Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book.
Monica: You got a present for my parents. Thats so sweet.
Chandler: Ross! Its got your wavy black lines!
Monica: And Ive got the car keys.
Monica: Okay, I got my note cards. (To Chandler) Do you got the presents?
Steve: Okay, you got your free food! You ruined everyone's fun! Don't you think it's time you went home?!
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Chandler: Okay. Now all weve got to do is get rid of this chair.
Joey: Well, we got plenty of space! There-there's still some over there (Points to where the window is but sees that there isn't any space there and points towards his door.) by-by that speaker. Please, just stay!
Rachel: Oh! I do not remember him! Wow! He's really got that sexy, smoldering thing going on. (We see Will angrily staring at Rachel.) Oh my God, hes Look at the way hes just staring at me. I think hes trying to mouth something to me, but I cant make it out. (Will mouths, "I hate you.")
Ross: Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff.
Rachel: Okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay! I got it! I got it! I got it! I cant! I cant! I cant! I cannot go with you and my sister thing. Okay? I just cant. Its just too weird, all right? I imagine the two of you together and I freak out. It freaks me out. I cant do it! I cant do it.
Rachel: Oh, it was great! We got everything that we needed! Oh and Ross, almost got something that wasnt on the list. A whore.
Phoebe: You got it!
Rachel: Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all.
Ross: Hey you guys I got some bad news. (He sets the stack of papers down on the table.)
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, I got one! (She sits up and the cushion she was leaning against falls off of the balcony.) Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me.
Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.
Ross: Youve got to be kidding me!
Joey: Dan just moved in downstairs. Yeah, he just got back from like this four-month trek in the Andes. Nice fella.
Rachel: Okay! I got the keys! Okay! Okay!
Ross: I am good. Okay! Okay! Uh, I got the pillow! I got the bag! You got the keys?
Joey: Hey I got one! I got one!
Joey: Ah-ah-ah! Were doing this! Okay, now you got me my first set of head shots. Right, how much were those?
Eric: Oh, I have a friend whos a cop and he got it for me.
Monica: Oh my God! Shes amazing. Oh, oh Im so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!
The Director: Okay. (to Alex) All right uh, Alex now when Joey says his line, "Take good care of your Momma son," thats your cue to cry. Got it? (Alex nods yes.) All right, lets do this.
Phoebe: Hey! Ive got a great idea for party favors for the shower. Okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyones names in them and inside is everyones individual birth stone.
Chandler: Not to shabby, I got this all off myself using my wifes tools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see whats behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God!
Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>
Chandler: And if not, we got to do it on a bucket.
Rachel: Uhh I think I just got engaged.
Rachel: He was right there. He got down on one knee and proposed.
Rachel: Okay you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional, I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married! (Pause) Im not helping.
MONICA: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers... Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?...Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.
Phoebe: I dunno, well he got over the "We were on a break" thing really quickly.
Rachel: Hey. Amy. You've got to stop doing that.
Joey: Oh hey whoa-whoa, dont worry. Okay. When my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book, it was always nothing.
Rachel: Oh my God! You got her to stop crying!
Chandler: Honey, we're leaving tomorrow you've still got a lot of packing to do.
Monica: Shhh! We just got her to go to sleep
Monica: (comes running out the kitchen to the bedroom) Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it!
Rachel: I mean I got news for you mister, Emma? Not easy.
Monica: You got out of the whole Tulsa thing?
Chandler: I've got good news!
Chandler: Well, you got here just in time. I really have to go buddy. (They hug)
Janice: So? Congratulations you two, I didnt even know you got married.
Rachel: Okay, wow, wow, wow. Watch the tongue people, we've got a baby over here.
Chandler: no I'm not quite sure you got the right movie that's all.
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Monica: Hey. Okay, I gave him another chance, but Tim has got to go!
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Chandler: Thats funny, this conversations how I got the bullet hole in my head.
Bonnie: Rachel was just helping me out. My head got all sunburned.
Rachel: Mon you definitely have to make it a theme wedding, and the theme could be, Look how much money weve got! Y'know, I mean you could put, you could put money in-in the invitations! You-you could have like little money place settings. And ah, you could start with a money salad! I mean itll be dry, but people will like it.
Ross: You never cooked since 1996. (Actually Rachel cooked in �609 - TOW Ross Got High�, first aired 1999-11-25.)