words in movies
Gunther: (bringing Chandler a cup) This is from the woman at the bar.
(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)
Gunther: Sorry. She thought you were somebody else.
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
Gunther: Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Ross: (to Gunther) Thank you.
Isabella: (to Gunther) Um, coffee to go, please.
GUNTHER: Um [gestures to dance floor]
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Ross: Hi Gunther.
Gunther: Yeah, well see!
Gunther: Oh, like you dont already have everything.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Gunther: Rachel has those in burgendy.
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Its all right. Sweetheart.
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: Rachel?
Rachel: Gunther, I quit.
Gunther: You would think.
Gunther: What?!
Gunther: Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.
Gunther: (to Monica and Phoebe) Hey guys.
Gunther: You dont need to fill these silences.
Gunther: Let it be me! Let it be me!
(Gunther walks up)
Gunther: Someone in here.
Gunther: (to Chandler) Someone in there?
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Gunther: They already do. Thats why they call it the tray spot.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: Here you go.
Gunther: (to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, theres none of that in here.
(Gunther tries to swoop in to ask Rachel out.)
Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)
Gunther: Are you all right?
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Rachel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
Gunther: What?
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
Gunther: I knew you'd understand.
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Move!
Gunther: I like it. (sneezes)
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe come into Central Perk.]
Gunther: Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Gunther: Good one.
[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Gunther: (to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave.)
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Gunther: Ill be there.
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!
Gunther: I'll take it all.
Gunther: You can't.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Gunther: Here's your scone.
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
Gunther: I dont know.
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunthers back, to refill her coffee.]
Gunther: Well, if you want, you can work here.
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
Gunther: (handing Joey the bill) Here you go.
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.