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Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Gunther: Ill be there.
Chandler: (banging a spoon against his beer bottle) Okay, a little announcement, a little announcement. Ive decided that my best man is, my best friend Gunther!
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Gunther: (to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave.)
Joey: Oh-whoa-wait, Gunther dont-dont forget your shirt. (He gives Gunther his shirt and Gunther leaves.)
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe come into Central Perk.]
Gunther: Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Gunther: Good one.
[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)
Gunther: I'll take it all.
Gunther: You can't.
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
Gunther: Here's your scone.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Gunther: (bringing Chandler a cup) This is from the woman at the bar.
Gunther: I dont know.
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunthers back, to refill her coffee.]
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
Gunther: (handing Joey the bill) Here you go.
Gunther: Well, if you want, you can work here.
(Gunther brings Janine a coffee)
Gunther: Yeah, that-that Chandler cracks me up.
(Gunther looks at the joke and laughs.)
Joey: Nah, its okay. Right, Gunther? (Winks at him as if theyre in on a secret together.)
Gunther: Thats the whole part?
Gunther: Okay, Ill see you in an hour.
Gunther: No!
Gunther: Okay.
Gunther: He can have his job back.
Gunther: For all the free food you gave away.
Gunther: Yeah, thats what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Gunther: Youre paying for that.
Gunther: So I understand youre looking for a place.
Joey: Hey Gunther, dont let that guy in here anymore! He just said Phoebes a porn star!
Joey: Hey Gunther.
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Gunther: (approaching with a tray with an order on it) Joey!
Monica: Gunther, can I get a coffee (Looks at Chandler) to go?
Gunther: Do you still work here?
Gunther: Oh thats cool, I was gonna fire you anyway.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
(Ross throws a punch, but Joey ducks and Ross punches the pole. Ross then screams from the pain and turns to Gunther, and Gunther has a huge smile on his face.)
GUNTHER: I used to be Bryce on All My Children.
Gunther: Okay, but only if you give me a drag.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is trying to prevent Gunther from spilling the beans.]
Gunther: Here you go.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee.]
Gunther: Well, we kissed. I-I-I didn't initiate the kiss, but-but I also didn't stop it, and I've been feeling guilty.
Rachel: Oh, well, we can hand it to Gunther and he'll put it in lost and found.
Gunther: Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier, and he found the ticket on the street, right outside, and won $10,000 (goes to the counter).
(A woman walks up to Gunther in the background.)
Gunther: No. No, I havent seen him.
Gunther: I wasnt invited.
Ross: Gunther have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Ross: (shocked) Gunther?!
Rachel: No! Phoebe, its not Gunther.
Gunther: (laughs) Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.
Phoebe: Thank you. (To Gunther, who's standing there frozen) Okay, go! Go! Go! (He runs off.) (To Larry) Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Gunther: We dont give anything away unless its someones birthday.
Monica: (Interrupting) Oh, what about that guy over there? (She points at another guy and Gunther is deflated.) Remember? That is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.
Gunther: I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day_
Phoebe: Oh, Gunther, can I get a scone?
Gunther: And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we dont just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.
JOEY: Hey Gunther, let me get a lemonade to go.
Gunther: Really?
Rachel: Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.
Ross: (finds the word in the book) Ezel! (Reads the translation.) Hey Gunther! Youre an ezel!
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Gunther: No, Im leaving to get my hair dyed.
Gunther: We have red bagels.
Gunther: (to Joey) You want anything?