words in movies
MONICA: Chinese menu guy. Forgot the menus.
CHANDLER: So, basically just a Chinese guy.
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
GUY: [to Phoebe] I hear you can get people out of here.
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
Monica: Of course theres another guy!! This is even more perfect! Now you have to prove your love!
Chandler: He's a great guy, y'know? And he loves you a lot, you are a very lucky lady.
Monica: Noo! My ex-boyfriend Richard! Y'know the tall guy, moustache?
Phoebe: Well, he's kinda like the guy I went to see that with. Except, except he-he's smarter, and gentler, and sweeter... I just- I just wanna be with him all the time. Day and night, and night and day... and special occasions...
Ross: (to the guy in the window seat next to him) Hey! Y'know that teacher who had a baby with her student? (He points at Rachel.)
Chandler: Let me see this guy. (Phoebe hands him the picture.) W-H-Wow! Dont show this to Monica! And dont tell her about the W-H-Wow!
Joey: (entering) Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?
Joey's Hand Twin: Oh-ho, yeah. Yeah, the hand guy.
Chandler: Hi. (To Phoebe) Okay, youre too late okay? Because shes already with our guy.
Phoebe: But somehow you came off as the bad guy.
Joey: Oh dont listen to him, hes just some guy who really wants the apartment, but I dont think hes gonna get it.
Phoebe: Youre thing. Youre thing. Yknow? Youre the guy who gets divorced.
Rachel: No, I just mean that, you know, first impressions don't mean anything. And I-I think you're a really good guy and I'm sorry that I misjudged you.
Monica: (to Phoebe) Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?
Joey: Hello! (Listens.) Oh yeah! (To Chandler) It's the apartment manager; Ross put us down as references. (To the apartment manager.) Ross is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! Yeah, he's very reliable.
Rachel: I hate this apartment! I hate the color of these walls! I hate the fact that this place still smells like bird! I hate that singing guy!
Phoebe: I'm trying, but man that guy can push my buttons!
The Hot Girl: I know. You're the guy who wouldn't chip in for the handyman.
Ross: Please! Are you kidding? I-I hurt three huge men, I gave a guy a bloody noseI mean I-Im not proud of it but, I really am. And its all because of you, wonderful, amazing you.
Guy #1: Nice car!
Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.
Guy #2: Wow!
Guy #2: Well, Ill see you later.
Guy #2: Really! You got a place upstate?
The Cigarette Smoking Guy: (No, not the Cigarette Smoking Man from The X-Files.) Well, maybe you and your baby should go to another strip club.
(The guy gets in and drives off.)
Phoebe: I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just dont even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffeeOh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.
Joey: (entering wearing nothing but Porsche clothes) So the Porsche guy took his car back.
Phoebe: Umm Wow, all right. (Checks the book.) Wow! Yay! Ooh, Im gonna meet a guy! And really soon! And hes gonna be the man of my dreams. Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night. (Points at Chandler.)
Gunther: Hey! Take these cappuccinos to table 11 and that guy over there (points) wants the biscotti.
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!
Chandler: Oh, come on. What was with that whole Black Bart speech? (mimicking): "When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy!"
Chandler: Okay. (They go inside) (To the guy at the desk) I wanna quit the gym.
Monica: (entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.
Phoebe: It will be in a minute. Listen, Tim youre a really great guy.
Phoebe: Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that Im not allowed to charge for.
Monica: Well, I-Ithere was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute umm, but I don't anymore.
Chandler: Okay, okay-okay, ah, Chloe works with that guy Issac. Issacs sister is Jasmine. And Jasmine works at that message place with Phoebe. And Phoebes friends with Rachel. And thats the trail, I did it!
Joey: All right well, I'll take you someplace nice then. Look! A guy tipped me a hundred bucks today.
Ross: Yeah-yeah I uh, I have a uh, a guy problem.
Rachel: Oh is it?! (She answers the cute guys phone.) Uhh, hello? (On her phone) Yes hi, is Rachel there? (On the other phone) Yes she is, just one moment please. (To Phoebe, holding out both phones.) Its for me!
Rachel: I did but she doesnt think anyone would be stupid enough to confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren.
Guy: (To Rachel) So uh, I'm on my way back to the bathroom. (Ross giggles.)
Phoebe: Why would the copy guy say he was Ralph Lauren?
Joey: Well, Ive just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didnt have naked chicks on it.
Rachel: Oh My God, Phoebe, thats not Ralph Lauren. Thats Kenny the copy guy.
Chandler: Well, I didnt do anything. I didnt want to be the guy who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom.
Joey: All right, thats it! He cannot do this to Phoebe. (gets up) This guy is going to get the butt kicking of a lifetime! (stops and turns around and asks Rachel) But, is he a big guy?
Rachel: You dont tell a guy that youre looking for a serious relationship! You dont tell the guy that! Now you scared him away!
Joey: Okay, see that blind guy right there? I'm gonna bash his head in later.
Joey: I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!
[Scene: The Porsche, Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car.]
Ross: (just trying to get out of the conversation) Ah well, cant blame a guy for trying!
Ross: This guy could be my babys stepfather!
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
Tall Guy: No I dont think so.
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
Tall Guy: God! What are you, in second grade?
(The director pushes the Tall Guy away)
Joey: I do. Theres uh, lets see, Guy With a Mustache, Smokes-A-Lot Lady, Some Kids Ive Seen, and A Red-haired Guy Who Does Not Like To Be Called Rusty.
Tall Guy: No, no. Shes fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!
Tall Guy: Hey, pal, you have about three seconds to get away from my partner.
A Drunken Gambler: (To Chandler) Don't you let her go! You're a lucky guy!
Joey: Hey! Tall guy! Hey, listen, I wanted to talk to you about that girl that youre dancing with.
Tall Guy: Shes nice, huh? To think I almost brought my wife to this!
Joey: Alright, alright, hey yknow fair is fair, (he pretends to wash his hands) if youre right, youre right, what can I say, but hey oh no! (He throws water on the guys pants)
Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the brides maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, youre not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?
Phoebe: Hey. I'm so excited; I just set up Rachel with the worst guy tonight.
Monica: Oh, wait, is he the guy I met at Christmas?
Tall Guy: Look, are you dating this girl you came with?
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Chandler: No, I guess I just never really cried. Yknow? Im not a crying kind of guy.
CHANDLER: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.
Monica: I was just waiting for the perfect guy.
(the Charity guy smiles wanting to take the check, but Phoebe pulls it back again. His smile fades.)
Guy All the Way in the Back: Yeah, I heard it.
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
Chandler: Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?
Monica: No. Hes not a horrible guy.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]
Ross: Men. I guy I know.
Rachel: Yeah, kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of ya!
Chandler: Yes it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer!
Phoebe: Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?
Joey: What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!
Rachel: I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Phoebe: Yeah, no, Ralph doesnt look anything like that guy. Hes-hes young and hes got long hair and a beard and a hacky sack.
Phoebe: Have you seen your guys body?
Phoebe: Okay, I just thought of the perfect guy for Rachel to take to her thing.
Monica: (To Chandler) Do you want our guy to be your guy?
Phoebe: My guy is well read.
Phoebe: My guy has great teeth!
Monica: Our guys a great dancer!
Chandler: Our guy has great hair.
Chandler: Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!
Rachel: You found me a guy?
(Ross leaves to do so and Rachel enters with a guy.)