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Monica: Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Geoffrey, he's the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met. (Chandler, who was almost asleep again, sits up straight in bed in an instant and can't believe what he just heard.)
Sandy: (a guy) Hi... I'm Sandy.
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
Monica: Really? The scientist guy?
Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)
Monica: No, it just remind me of something this guy did today at work. I told you about that funny guy, Geoffrey, right?
Ross: (skeptic) So you're just like a... guy who's a nanny?
Ross: Oh, come on, Rach, he's a guy!
Chandler: Monica says that her Maitre D. is the funniest guy she's ever met.
David: Well, i-it's okay. I-I-I understand... Well, s... well, are you happy with this guy?
Ross: (speaking with his mouth full) Yeah, I mean, all things that guy... (looks at the cookie) These are amazing!
Ross: This... this is exactly what I'm talking about. What kind of a guy makes... makes... delicate French cookies, huh? They're not even... butch, manly cookies with... with... you know with... with chunks. (takes a careful bite from the cookie)
Rachel: Well, I... you know, I-I-I don't know what to say... I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. You know, 'cause I gotta tell you Ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle.
Joey: Uhm... A penis model. (Monica can't believe what's she's hearing and Ross pats Joey on the back.) Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?
Monica: Well, I don't know... I-It's... just the way you say it... I mean, you're funny... You have that funny thing. You're a funny guy! (Chandler turns to Joey)
Joey: (to Monica) Did that guy really make that joke?
Ross: You know, I'm just not uhm... that comfortable with a guy who's as sensitive as you.
Ross: I mean, uhm... you know when I was growing up he was kind of a tough guy... You know a-a-and as a kid I wasn't the athlete I am now.
[the guy with the pie in his hood get up to leave]
GUY: What're you doing?
Ross: (drags Chandler over to buffet table) Im telling you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy! Okay? He viscously screamed at total strangers! I think hes baaad news!
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
Monica: Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly...
Guy: Oh, that's great. I'm stalking the wrong woman. I am such a dingus!
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... (joining the others) ..see, I was supposed to get married, but, um, I left the guy at the altar.
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
DELIVERY GUY: Right. Could you sign this?
MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?
EDDIE: [annoying laugh] Is this guy great or what?
Rachel: Joey, just-just he-hes new in town and I know he doesnt have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. Ill really appreciate it.
JOEY: Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so, everything seems to work out OK.
CASTING GUY: Excuse me, that's 50 bucks.
CASTING GUY: Five oh dollars.
CASTING GUY: Ok, listen, thanks for coming in.
MONICA: Do you not remember the puppet guy?
Chandler: And Im the happiest guy in the world! (Monica goes and sits down in a huff.) Oh honey, come on dont be upset. We still have so much to look forward to!
DELIVERY GUY: Er, uh, I'm just gonna go. Sorry.
CHANDLER: Yes, yes I actually saw him leave. I mean that guy is standing in the window holding a human head. He is STANDING IN THE WINDOW HOLDING A HUMAN HEAD!
RACHEL: OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?
BIG BULLY: What's with this guy?
Guy: Which bedroom do ya want it in Miss Geller?
CHANDLER: Hey, hey, those guys are takin our stuff! [some guy runs off with the hat]
CHANDLER: So, basically just a Chinese guy.
GUY: [to Phoebe] I hear you can get people out of here.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.
(Ross turns his back on Paul and makes a I hate that guy face. Paul does the same thing.)
PHOEBE: Oh ok, Ryan, that guy I went out with, who's in the Navy.
ROSS: Ok, then you're gonna have to understand that you're with a guy who's not gonna stop planning his future with you because he knows that we're gonna end up together and if that scares you, tough, 'cause you're gonna have to deal with that.
JOEY: No, as part of the audition. See, I'm up for this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses.
PHOEBE: It could be like a big giant guy.
CHANDLER: Okay, it's not a guy, all right, I know her.
Chandler: Luckily, the guy she settled for cant hear what youre talking about.
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
Guy: You wouldn't return my calls, you sent back my letters....
Phoebe: I know it's so exciting! You know I've never lived with a guy before.
Guy: Wh..
Guy: One more chance Ursula, please?
Guy: Well thanks. (starts to leave)
Guy: Sorry.
Guy: Not really.
Monica: Well, uh yknow, our guy works with Chandler and hes really nice and smart and hes a great dresser!
Guy: Yeah, okay.
Phoebe: Hey, oh, you know that guy who's been following me? I talked to him today.
Monica: I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him.
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
Monica: Oh yeah, picked a guy, 37135.
[they all run off after the guy]
Chandler: Can I be that guy?
Monica: Is it the Italian guy?
PHOEBE: [showing her pictures] OK, look, see, this is him. My mother gave me this picture before she died, same guy.
Frank: I know a guy whos the 18th.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving some guy coffee.]
PHOEBE: Yeah ok, well at least I didn't let some guy into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date.
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
Rachel: Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Phoebe: Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight.
Rachel: Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.
EDDIE: Hey Chan, is that Joey guy gonna come by and pick up his moose hat or should I just toss it out?
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Monica: But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do.
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Phoebe: so this guy was all (Mumbles.) And I'm all, Buffay, Homicide. (Flashes the badge.) It was just so cool!
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin guy.
Joey: Because, Monica, the guys so good, and I really, really want this part.
Chandler: Oh my God this doesnt count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! Theres a crazy guy out in the hall!
BIG BULLY: The guy that's about to kick your ass talks like that.
Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isnt moving.
Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?
CASTING GUY: That's great.
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
Phoebe: Im telling you hes dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.
Ross: Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?
Joey: Whoa, whoa, no, no, I-Im not playing with this guy, now.
[Scene: The street, Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff. This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with.]
Monica: Joey, youre this guys teacher. I mean how could you do this?
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
(There is the sound of a flushing toilet and Coma Guy emerges from the bathroom)
Phoebe: Wow! Okay, dude alert! And who is this guy?
MONICA: Wow, for a guy who's recently lost his job, you're in an awfully good mood.
Guy: Its-its-its almost dead!
Guy: Looks good. Ill take it.
[Scene: Joey work, Joey is showing a guy a tree.]
Rachel: Hey-hey-hey thats funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!
[Cut to later, all except Chandler are staring out the window at Ugly Naked Guy.]
Guy: I-I think Im gonna look around a little bit more.
Ross: Phoebe! You're note, amazing! Not only did no one touch my sandwich, but people at work are actually afraid of me. Yeah, a guy called me mental! Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that.
Guy: Ah, just one other thing.
(We hear the guy telling a joke, and Phoebe laughing.)
Guy: Im sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah.... (starts to laugh again)
Guy: (muffled) Whoa, you are very beautiful.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy.]
Phoebe: Oh. (goes and answers the door and there is this huge black delievery guy.)
Ross: Oh yeah! So ah, kinda pretty, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy.
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. But I really like this guy. And I think he really happens to like me.