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Monica: Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Geoffrey, he's the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met. (Chandler, who was almost asleep again, sits up straight in bed in an instant and can't believe what he just heard.)
Sandy: (a guy) Hi... I'm Sandy.
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
Monica: Really? The scientist guy?
Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)
Monica: No, it just remind me of something this guy did today at work. I told you about that funny guy, Geoffrey, right?
Ross: (skeptic) So you're just like a... guy who's a nanny?
Ross: Oh, come on, Rach, he's a guy!
Chandler: Monica says that her Maitre D. is the funniest guy she's ever met.
David: Well, i-it's okay. I-I-I understand... Well, s... well, are you happy with this guy?
Ross: (speaking with his mouth full) Yeah, I mean, all things that guy... (looks at the cookie) These are amazing!
Ross: This... this is exactly what I'm talking about. What kind of a guy makes... makes... delicate French cookies, huh? They're not even... butch, manly cookies with... with... you know with... with chunks. (takes a careful bite from the cookie)
Rachel: Well, I... you know, I-I-I don't know what to say... I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. You know, 'cause I gotta tell you Ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle.
Joey: Uhm... A penis model. (Monica can't believe what's she's hearing and Ross pats Joey on the back.) Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?
Monica: Well, I don't know... I-It's... just the way you say it... I mean, you're funny... You have that funny thing. You're a funny guy! (Chandler turns to Joey)
Joey: (to Monica) Did that guy really make that joke?
Ross: You know, I'm just not uhm... that comfortable with a guy who's as sensitive as you.
Ross: I mean, uhm... you know when I was growing up he was kind of a tough guy... You know a-a-and as a kid I wasn't the athlete I am now.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.
(Ross turns his back on Paul and makes a I hate that guy face. Paul does the same thing.)
PHOEBE: Oh ok, Ryan, that guy I went out with, who's in the Navy.
ROSS: Ok, then you're gonna have to understand that you're with a guy who's not gonna stop planning his future with you because he knows that we're gonna end up together and if that scares you, tough, 'cause you're gonna have to deal with that.
JOEY: No, as part of the audition. See, I'm up for this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses.
PHOEBE: It could be like a big giant guy.
CHANDLER: Okay, it's not a guy, all right, I know her.
Chandler: Luckily, the guy she settled for cant hear what youre talking about.
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
Phoebe: I know it's so exciting! You know I've never lived with a guy before.
Guy: Wh..
Guy: One more chance Ursula, please?
Guy: Well thanks. (starts to leave)
Guy: You wouldn't return my calls, you sent back my letters....
Guy: Not really.
Guy: Sorry.
Monica: Well, uh yknow, our guy works with Chandler and hes really nice and smart and hes a great dresser!
Guy: Yeah, okay.
Phoebe: Hey, oh, you know that guy who's been following me? I talked to him today.
Monica: I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him.
Monica: Oh yeah, picked a guy, 37135.
[they all run off after the guy]
Chandler: Can I be that guy?
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
Rachel: Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.
PHOEBE: [showing her pictures] OK, look, see, this is him. My mother gave me this picture before she died, same guy.
Frank: I know a guy whos the 18th.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving some guy coffee.]
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Phoebe: Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight.
PHOEBE: Yeah ok, well at least I didn't let some guy into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date.
Monica: Is it the Italian guy?
Rachel: Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
EDDIE: Hey Chan, is that Joey guy gonna come by and pick up his moose hat or should I just toss it out?
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Monica: But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do.
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Phoebe: so this guy was all (Mumbles.) And I'm all, Buffay, Homicide. (Flashes the badge.) It was just so cool!
Joey: Because, Monica, the guys so good, and I really, really want this part.
Chandler: Oh my God this doesnt count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! Theres a crazy guy out in the hall!
BIG BULLY: The guy that's about to kick your ass talks like that.
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin guy.
Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?
Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isnt moving.
[Scene: The street, Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff. This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with.]
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
Phoebe: Im telling you hes dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.
Ross: Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?
Monica: Joey, youre this guys teacher. I mean how could you do this?
Joey: Whoa, whoa, no, no, I-Im not playing with this guy, now.
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
(There is the sound of a flushing toilet and Coma Guy emerges from the bathroom)
Phoebe: Wow! Okay, dude alert! And who is this guy?
CASTING GUY: That's great.
MONICA: Wow, for a guy who's recently lost his job, you're in an awfully good mood.
Rachel: Hey-hey-hey thats funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!
Guy: Looks good. Ill take it.
[Scene: Joey work, Joey is showing a guy a tree.]
Guy: Its-its-its almost dead!
Guy: I-I think Im gonna look around a little bit more.
[Cut to later, all except Chandler are staring out the window at Ugly Naked Guy.]
Ross: Phoebe! You're note, amazing! Not only did no one touch my sandwich, but people at work are actually afraid of me. Yeah, a guy called me mental! Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that.
Guy: (muffled) Whoa, you are very beautiful.
(We hear the guy telling a joke, and Phoebe laughing.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy.]
Guy: Im sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah.... (starts to laugh again)
Guy: Ah, just one other thing.
Ross: Oh yeah! So ah, kinda pretty, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy.
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Phoebe: Oh. (goes and answers the door and there is this huge black delievery guy.)
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. But I really like this guy. And I think he really happens to like me.
Phoebe: What am I supposed to do? Ask every guy I make out with if hes married? (Rachel looks at her.) No, yeah, I should.
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
(We the guys knock on the door upstairs, and the guy answering it.)
Guy: (muffled) May I help you?
Phoebe: Pretty big? Its huge! God, this guy doesnt have a clue! Hes just walking down the street thinking, I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock! then bam! Hes a father and everythings different.
Guy: Sign here. (hands her a clipboard)
(A guy at the end of the table starts laughing.)
Ross: (slowly) Yeah. But you know what? I think you should give Joey a chance. I mean, he's a great guy, and sure he doesn't know that much about art but you know, you can always talk about that with someone else.
Ross: (interrupting) No! No, I wont! Ill be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.
Joey: So Pheebs whats this guy like?
Phoebe: Ooh! No, no, no, no, he's not like a kook, no. He's just like this, this very passionate, incredibly romantic guy, that got like a tinsy bit carried away, you know. And we just get along really well, and he's so cute.
JOEY: Seriously, you like it? This guy was sellin' them on 8th avenue and I looked at 'em and I though, you know what I don't have?
ROSS: I'm sorry, my pie was, was in your hood. Now I just have to get the coffee out of that guy's pants and I'll be back in the hospital by 7. [swats at an imaginary insect by his head, guy leaves promptly]
Monica: It will be my pleasure. (to Phoebe) My guy has diplomatic coupons. Your guy cant even say coupons. (they leave)
Chloe: (seeing Ross enter) Hey, its the dinosaur guy. (runs over to Ross) Hi, Ross.
Frank: (noticing the puppy) Oh, whos this little guy?! (Grabs the puppy)
Rachel: I think you should definitely go out with this guy.
Phoebe: Ooh, I gotta go. I found a guy that who could fix up the van for catering.
Chandler: This guy invented Moss 865! Every office in the world uses that program!
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Ross: Then be supportive like a guy.
Phoebe: Well, it's this guy I used to massage. And by massage, I mean hold down so he wouldn't turn over and flash me.
Chandler: See uh, thats-thats actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.
Phoebe: Well my guy is spectacular. Okay? Hes a massage client and one time umm, when he was on the table, I looked at it. And I mean all of it.
Joey: Why did I have to say Mike? I don't know a Mike! Why couldn't I have said... (Looks through his address book) There's no guy in there!
(Oh, I should point out that the live studio audience at this point goes absolutely wild. And I had absolutely no idea that this Will character was that popular! Maybe they should make him the seventh friend. Which would work out just fine since hes already married to one of them. Will is played by some guy named Brad Pitt, I guess hes some sort of actor.)