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ROSS: [puts the message in the cupboard] I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close. Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies? I mean this, this Casey should be takin' down my messages, ya know, or, or, Rachel and I should be together and, and we should get some kind of me, message service.
PHOEBE: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like. . .
ROSS: Hey guys.
ROSS: C'mon Monica, do it. Hey, you guys, um, Monica has some news.
ROSS: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
RACHEL: Oh, the guys are here.
ROSS: OK, you guys, ya know, I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off.
Zack: You guys have such a great place here.
Zack: (looking very puzzled) Okaaay... so eh... so tell me, how did you guys meet.
Zack: You guys don't have people for dinner a lot, huh?
Charlie: (smiling) Rachel... I heard you guys whispering.
Phoebe: How can people do that?... (All but Phoebe walk away from the window in disgust.) Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!
Ross: Ok, we gotta go, yeah? So, we'll see you guys tomorrow.
Phoebe: Oh, I should go, too. Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.
PHOEBE: Oh, this is so nice. Alright I have to make a speech. I just wanna say that of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot, I like you the best.
Joey: Oh! Hey! Thank God you guys are here!
Joey: Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in (Joey, Chandler and David leave)
[Cut to the guys]
Ross: Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Everything so far sounds great Joey, just remember to keep it on the mellow side, okay? Just a couple of guys hanging out playing poker, no-no strippers or anything okay?
Joey: Hey guys!
Ross: No, of course, Um Um, everybody? Um, I-I just wanted to say on behalf of my new bride, Rachel (She turns around and smiles), and myself. Umm, that if if in 35 years, were half as happy as you guys are, well count ourselves the luckiest people in the world.
Joey: Right, of course. Hey, did you guys finish the speech?
Joey: Are you kidding me? Watch! (Makes funny faces trying to cry) Well I cant do it with you guys watching me!
Ross: (from across the wall) Walls are pretty thin, guys!
Ross: Oh, thanks guys!
Monica: C'mon guys, it'll be fun!
(We hear the guys start to attack him, but the guy manages to calm them down and gets them to agree to what he did. Monica throws up her hands in disgust.)
Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.
Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting up by the window because two guys have their couch.]
Rachel: (she enters wearing a bath-robe) Hey... Hi you guys! Listen, you know what? I'm not feeling really well. I think I can't get out for the play.
Ross: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Ross: Okay, uhm... Hey, you guys seen Joey anywhere?
Charlie: Yeah, can you guys just throw him in the pool later?
Rachel: How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?
Ross: You guys ready to go?
Phoebe: Hey, have you guys seen Monica?
Joey: It's okay. You know, I totally understand, alright? You guys, make way more sense than her and I ever did, you know. And... I want you to be happy.
Rachel: (she's wearing an oven mitt to protect her hand) I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!
Phoebe: Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!
Phoebe: Hey guys!
Monica: Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.
Phoebe: Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.
Rachel: All right, look you guys... Look, we appreciate all the advice, but this is between Joey and me and I think we can handle it...
Chandler: Well, yknow, youre-youre gonna meet somebody! Youre a great catch! Yknow when I was telling all those guys about you, I didnt have to lie once. (He sits down on the arm of her chair)
Ross: Oh, guys, this is fun, isn't it? You know? Just the four of us. Just hangin'.
Chandler: Kinda... you know, sneaking around, having to hide from you guys...
Monica: (she enters) Hey guys!
Ross: C'mon you guys, this is really important to us.
Ross: (he enters) Hey guys!
Ross: Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. (Chandler checks and runs into the bathroom.) Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great. And hey! See you guys Monday morning. (They museum geeks wave at him.) Thanks Joey.
Joey: Hey, good race you guys.
Joey: So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet?
Joey: Okay uh, look I know youre a great actor, okay? And you play all those Shakespeare guys and stuff
Rachel: I don't care that you left. I'm just glad that you're here. Thanks you guys!
Monica: You guys do that? Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom!
Monica: Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the first time that you kissed Ross? How weird that was? You couldn't stop laughing? You got through that.
Amy: Well, I’m staying with you guys!
Joey: Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, hows it going with her?
Monica: Hey, what did you guys do today?
Ross: Hey guys. Monica and Chandler: Hi Ross.
Rachel: Uh, wait, so you guys are telling me you actually did the routine from eighth grade?
Chandler: Hey you guys.
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Joey: Listen, do you guys think I have a chance with Janine?
Chandler: Hey, guys! Come on! You gotta see what Emma just did.
(He knocks on the girls door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all in the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesnt even realise it.)
Ross: Hey you guys!
Ross: I've got to say you guys, that's an incredible gesture!
Monica: Please ... if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!
Joey: Guys!?
Joey: Guys? Everything ok? It's me, Joe...
Monica: So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?
Monica: Hey guys!
Charlie: (talking to Ross) I feel like I owe you an explanation. I don't ordinarily go around kissing guys at parties. I'm... well, I'm kind of embarrassed. I really hope you don't think less of me.
Monica: 2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4.
Phoebe: You guys, there are people in there who are not getting any happier!
Rachel: Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Phoebe: Come on you guys, let's just do our own Thanksgiving.
Chandler: Come on guys, PUSH!
Ross: I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.
Joey: I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!
Ross: Come on, she's gonna love you guys!
Joey: But just think, ok? What if everything goes right? What if this woman does pick you guys?
Ross: Hey you guys, I need some fashion advice.
Erica: Oh yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter, because what you did was wrong. (walks away again, but Chandler catches up with her again)
Monica: (turns to them) Ok, alright, you guys, you'd better sit down, this is pretty big.
Monica: We think if you saw it, you'd understand. I mean you guys were there. (Points to Rachel and Phoebe) It is beautiful, isn't it?
The Guys: We will. (they don’t move)
Ross: 11, unbelievable, 11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.)
Joey: Rachel's right. This is where you guys belong.
Joey: I'm really sorry you guys.
Ross: Love you guys. (he kisses Monica, he, Rachel and Phoebe leave.)
Joey: Hey guys!
Joey: Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?
Chandler: You guys just keep getting cooler and cooler!
Missy: Hey guys!
Ross: This is crazy. I mean, six years? And because of me you guys aren't gonna be together? Can I ask you something? Really, what is this thing with you and Rachel?
RACHEL: Well, we're not here to meet guys.� You have a boyfriend, I have a b. . . baby and a Ross.
(Chandler looks at the other two guys, embarrassed)
Rachel: This is so awesome! College guys are so cute!
Donny: Well, welcome to the Winner Circle. Joey and Gene, you guys ready?
Ross: Nineteen Eighty Seven. The weekend you guys visited me at school.
Monica: And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swingset...
Ross: Seriously you guys, what's going on? What are these for?
Mike: Thanks for coming you guys.