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Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
Joey: You guys, this is Shelley, shes interviewing me for Soap Opera Digest, and Shelley, this are my friends
The Interviewer: (returning) So, as Joeys friends, is there anything that you guys think our readers ought to know?
Joey: It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean, you were both in the same place, right?
Phoebe: (from outside the bathroom) You guys?
Joey: (entering the bathroom) What are you guys doing in here?
Phoebe: Okay. Do you guys want me to play for you?
Ross: Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my I mean, Im lucky to have just one good (They all start getting emotional.)
Joey: Hey uh, can I, can I talk to you guys for a second?
ROSS: (entering from Rachel's bedroom) Come on out, honey! I'm telling you look good! (turns around, and under his breath, to the rest of the guys) Tell her she looks good, tell her she looks good.
Rachel: Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.
Rachel: Cmon, seriously, you guys, youre not going to make me watch this alone!
Chandler: Wait, you guys, look!
Rachel: Oh, screw you guys, you dont have to do it!
Rachel: Oh, I don't know. I guess it's not about no guys, it's about the right guy, y'know? I mean, with Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat. With Paolo, that's all there was, was heat! And it was just this raw, animal, sexual...
Phoebe: (entering) Oh hey you guys!
Rachel: Well, now, wait. Now Im all freaked out. Come on, you guys will watch it with me.
Monica: So, what have you guys been doing?
Rachel: Oh my God!! You guys have such problems!! I feel so terrible for you!
Rachel: I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky!
Janice: Oh, we go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin! (does her irritating laugh). So? Are you guys thinking of getting this house too? Ooh! Are we gonna have a bidding war? I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie (playfully punches Chandler, who tries to get away from her)
Monica: Subtle guys!
ROSS: It was ridiculous. Ya know, these guys, they were bullies, actual bullies, ya know. We're grown ups, this kinda stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore.
Rachel: Hey, do you guys have any extra ribbon?
Karin: Actually, Im dating at all anymore. See, I figured out that I was only dating guys that were like yknow bad for me, so until I work that out
Monica: Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break youre doing frat guys.
Phoebe: Were you guys making fun of Parker?
Monica: Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-youve been through so much since then. And right now youve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Cant you just let this go?
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
Joey: I cant! Yknow? You guys dont know what its like to put yourself out there like that and just get shot down.
Amy: My boyfriend canceled on me. I mean.. I I finally find a real relationship. I mean, someone that I can spend this day with and then his wife comes back into town. I swear, its almost not worth dating married guys.
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing Bamboozled.]
Rachel: What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do?
Joey: Look, come on you guys, you said you were gonna try! All right look, I came over here to invite you guys to a movie with me and Janine.
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it.]
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Ross: Hey you guys I got some bad news. (He sets the stack of papers down on the table.)
Chandler: Oh yeah, I just showed this a picture of you and guys were throwing themselves at me! Theyre buying me drinks! Theyre giving me stuff! (to Joey) Knicks tonight?
Rachel: So you guys go, have a really good time.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Yeah please, you guys have fun.
Rachel: I am so sick of guys. I don't want to look at another guy, I don't want to think about another guy, I don't even want to be near another guy. (Ross crosses arms)
Ross: Hey! What are you guys looking at?
Phoebe: Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.
Elizabeth: The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
Monica: We took a cab. Did you guys walk?
Chandler: Well, I thought you guys were cuddlily sleepers.
Ross: Umm say, I-I opened this earlier (The privacy screen) but let me give you guys some privacy.
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>
Ross: Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.
Phoebe: To see if know what these guys are talking about.
Ross: What?! When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys?
Rachel: Oh you guys thanks for doing this.
Joey: (Enters) Hey you guys Im gonna take off. I just wanted to let you guys know, say goodbye.
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Joey: Yknow what you guys? Im uh, Im gonna go too. And uh, Im sorry about everything.
Joey: I can't believe you guys are moving.
Joey: Come on, you guys are more then that! I mean, youre gonna get together right?
Phoebe: Alright you guys, we cant turn on each other, Okay? Thats just what she wants.
Chandler: (enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?
Phoebe: Wow, you guys go way back then. So what are you up to these days?
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Phoebe: Hello handsome. (Sees Ursula over her shoulder) Oh God. (Walks away in shame as they kiss.) Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?
Rachel: Oh that couldn't have been pretty. but you know guys do that.
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Ross: Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, wed still hang out?
Phoebe: Or we could use it to call China. See how those guys are doing.
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
Rachel: You guys, Im doing the best I can, anyone else is welcome to try.
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Prospective nanny: Oh, you know, wait. I do have one question. (she starts playing with her hair) Do you guys do random drug testing?
Phoebe: You guys are over an hour late. What happened to you two?
Phoebe: You guys, we�ve been waiting for you for a long time, maybe you should order.
Rachel: Wow! They really got you guys. Your T.V. The chairs.
Phoebe: Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.
Mike: So... how many guys have your key?
Joey: (looks surprised) Really...? Guys do that...? That's... weird...
Chandler: What are you guys talking about?
Phoebe: Okay, well... guys?
PHOEBE: Yeah. . . I'm sorry.� We weren't really looking for anything to happen with you guys.� I, I have a boyfriend.
Joey: Hey... hey listen... What do you guys know about investments?
RACHEL: See you guys.� (She closes the door.)
JOEY: Oh we're not out. No, no. We're just uh, two heterosexual guys, hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend, doin' the usual straight guy stuff.
RACHEL: Wow.� So, what did you guys do?
ROSS: Hey you guys.� (He sits.)
ROSS: So, ah . . . So, how was it?�� Uh, did you guys. . . Did you guys have a good time?
Chandler: Ahh, Merry Christmas; I miss you guys!
Ross: Hey you guys!
Rachel: Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?
Chandler: I... thought it was a timely start to thinking about other people. Besides, this gift still says I love you guys.
Molly: Nice to meet you guys (to Chandler and Joey).
Chandler: Merry Christmas, you guys!
Rachel: Oh, ok, thank you. (Molly leaves) (to Monica) Do you see what all the guys see in her?
Monica: Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys to back off and let Joey get the girl for once.
Chandler: Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
Joey: Ok! Stop it you guys! Stop staring! You're freaking me out!
Rachel: Hi guys! Listen I really need your help. I think I did something really stupid.
Joey: Thanks. Do you get a lot of guys in here?
Gavin: Right. Right. Ross. So what's the deal with you guys? I don't want to get in the middle of anything
RACHEL: I didn't know you guys hung out.