words in movies
Ross: Hey, what took you guys so long? Your cab left when ours did!
Joey: (entering from the elevator caring gifts for the kids) Hey, you guys! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop. (He doubles over in pain in front an old man in a wheel chair.) Get up! Get up! Get up! (The old man waves him away.)
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
Phoebe: Oh. It was a long shot. Hey, you guys can I just like have a second alone with the babies.
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Ross: Wait a minute, you guys. Oh, I wanna ask you something. I-I I may get to speak at this paleontology convention and if I do, I'd love for you guys to come and hear me.
Rachel: Hey! Yknow, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything theyre supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through!
Ben: Cause you guys were on a break.
Joey: Oh sureAnd hey, dont get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. I just I miss hanging out just-just us, yknow?
Hooker: Oh God! Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys. (Does the close sign.)
Rachel: Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree (snaps her fingers) like that.
Rachel: Okay. So what? You guys would just like get together and like just say mean things about me?
Chandler: Guys! Guys! Come on! Its Thanksgiving, its not important who wins or loses. The important thing is, (to Joey) the Dutch girl picked me! Me! Not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you, Amsterdam! Good night!!
Rachel: Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. Ill see you later.
Phoebe: Got cha again, you guys are so easy.
ROSS: Not, not, not every night. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Like, like Italian guys or ex-fiances or, or, or Italian guys.
Monica: Hey guys!
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Mona: Bye guys.
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Ross: Yeah but uh Okay, okay look you guys know that Rachel and I slept together, but theres something else. (Pause) Rachels pregnant.
Chandler: So what do you think? I want that guys genes for my kid! Those eyes, those cheeckbones!
Rachel: Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.
Joey: It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean, you were both in the same place, right?
Phoebe: (from outside the bathroom) You guys?
Joey: (entering the bathroom) What are you guys doing in here?
Phoebe: Okay. Do you guys want me to play for you?
Ross: Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my I mean, Im lucky to have just one good (They all start getting emotional.)
Joey: Hey uh, can I, can I talk to you guys for a second?
ROSS: (entering from Rachel's bedroom) Come on out, honey! I'm telling you look good! (turns around, and under his breath, to the rest of the guys) Tell her she looks good, tell her she looks good.
Rachel: Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.
Rachel: Cmon, seriously, you guys, youre not going to make me watch this alone!
Phoebe: (entering) Oh hey you guys!
Rachel: Oh, I don't know. I guess it's not about no guys, it's about the right guy, y'know? I mean, with Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat. With Paolo, that's all there was, was heat! And it was just this raw, animal, sexual...
Chandler: Wait, you guys, look!
Rachel: Oh, screw you guys, you dont have to do it!
Monica: Subtle guys!
Rachel: Well, now, wait. Now Im all freaked out. Come on, you guys will watch it with me.
Rachel: Oh my God!! You guys have such problems!! I feel so terrible for you!
Rachel: I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky!
Janice: Oh, we go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin! (does her irritating laugh). So? Are you guys thinking of getting this house too? Ooh! Are we gonna have a bidding war? I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie (playfully punches Chandler, who tries to get away from her)
Monica: So, what have you guys been doing?
ROSS: It was ridiculous. Ya know, these guys, they were bullies, actual bullies, ya know. We're grown ups, this kinda stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore.
Rachel: Hey, do you guys have any extra ribbon?
Monica: Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break youre doing frat guys.
Karin: Actually, Im dating at all anymore. See, I figured out that I was only dating guys that were like yknow bad for me, so until I work that out
Joey: I cant! Yknow? You guys dont know what its like to put yourself out there like that and just get shot down.
Monica: Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-youve been through so much since then. And right now youve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Cant you just let this go?
Phoebe: Were you guys making fun of Parker?
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
Amy: My boyfriend canceled on me. I mean.. I I finally find a real relationship. I mean, someone that I can spend this day with and then his wife comes back into town. I swear, its almost not worth dating married guys.
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing Bamboozled.]
Rachel: What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do?
Joey: Look, come on you guys, you said you were gonna try! All right look, I came over here to invite you guys to a movie with me and Janine.
Rachel: So you guys go, have a really good time.
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it.]
Chandler: Oh yeah, I just showed this a picture of you and guys were throwing themselves at me! Theyre buying me drinks! Theyre giving me stuff! (to Joey) Knicks tonight?
Rachel: Oh yeah! Yeah please, you guys have fun.
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Ross: Hey you guys I got some bad news. (He sets the stack of papers down on the table.)
Monica: We took a cab. Did you guys walk?
Phoebe: Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.
Ross: Umm say, I-I opened this earlier (The privacy screen) but let me give you guys some privacy.
Rachel: I am so sick of guys. I don't want to look at another guy, I don't want to think about another guy, I don't even want to be near another guy. (Ross crosses arms)
Ross: Hey! What are you guys looking at?
Elizabeth: The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
Chandler: Well, I thought you guys were cuddlily sleepers.
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>
Phoebe: To see if know what these guys are talking about.
Rachel: Oh you guys thanks for doing this.
Ross: Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.
Ross: What?! When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys?
Joey: Yknow what you guys? Im uh, Im gonna go too. And uh, Im sorry about everything.
Joey: (Enters) Hey you guys Im gonna take off. I just wanted to let you guys know, say goodbye.
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Phoebe: Alright you guys, we cant turn on each other, Okay? Thats just what she wants.
Joey: I can't believe you guys are moving.
Joey: Come on, you guys are more then that! I mean, youre gonna get together right?
Chandler: (enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?
Phoebe: Hello handsome. (Sees Ursula over her shoulder) Oh God. (Walks away in shame as they kiss.) Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?
Phoebe: Wow, you guys go way back then. So what are you up to these days?
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Ross: Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, wed still hang out?
Phoebe: Or we could use it to call China. See how those guys are doing.
Prospective nanny: Oh, you know, wait. I do have one question. (she starts playing with her hair) Do you guys do random drug testing?
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
Rachel: You guys, Im doing the best I can, anyone else is welcome to try.
Rachel: Wow! They really got you guys. Your T.V. The chairs.
Rachel: Oh that couldn't have been pretty. but you know guys do that.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Phoebe: You guys are over an hour late. What happened to you two?
Phoebe: You guys, we�ve been waiting for you for a long time, maybe you should order.
Mike: So... how many guys have your key?
Chandler: What are you guys talking about?
Joey: (looks surprised) Really...? Guys do that...? That's... weird...
RACHEL: Wow.� So, what did you guys do?
Phoebe: Okay, well... guys?
Joey: Hey... hey listen... What do you guys know about investments?
PHOEBE: Yeah. . . I'm sorry.� We weren't really looking for anything to happen with you guys.� I, I have a boyfriend.
RACHEL: See you guys.� (She closes the door.)
Phoebe: Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.