words in movies
Rachel: Why aren't you guys at the movie?
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
Chandler: How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Rachel: Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised
JOEY: Hey, you guys are still gonna come visit me, right?
Ross: (To Rachel) So umm, where are the other guys?
Ross: Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say
Ross: (entering) Hey guys!
Monica: (entering, in a hurry) Guys! Guys! I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.
Rachel: I overheard you guys on the phone the other day, and you said, "I'll just tell Rachel that I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours." And he said, "Laundry? Is that my new nickname?" And you said, "No! You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big."
Monica: (to the guys) Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?
RACHEL: Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.
Ross: Ehh, I dont, I dont think so. Shes already talked about yknow, dating other guys.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and the guys are watching Days of Our Lives.]
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh hey, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy is putting stuff in boxes!
Joey: (entering) Hey guys!
(She puts her leg up on the chair and removes this huge knife from her boot to open the box with. The guys are shocked at the knife's existence.)
Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
PHOEBE: You just abandoned your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you going to face yourself? Oh! That was fun. So who's hungry?
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Ross: Hey, you know what I just realized? If you guys ever have kids
Monica: Guys, you're a few steps ahead of us.
Ross: Hey, what took you guys so long? Your cab left when ours did!
Joey: Yeah and the most important thing is that it wont be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. Itll be me! And I swear Ill do a really good job. Plus, yknow I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.
Monica: Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. Youre probably just gonna catch her just as shes about to go to the gate. Youre gonna call out her name and say, "I love you!" And shes gonna say, "I love you, too!" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.
Katie: Oh, ow! Did Joey tell you to say that? You guys, (Punches Joey) are too much! (Punches Rachel.)
Joey: What are you guys doing up?
Joey: Aww, you guys are so cute!
Joey: (entering) Hey, you guys!
Ross: (perplexed for a moment) Wait a minute... when you guys walked into the Met, did you go to the right?
RACHEL: Look you guys, I have to go, I'm the Maid-of-Honor. And besides you know what I just need to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself.
Joey: Yeah, I didnt know you guys were going to be here.
Rachel: (entering) Hey, umm, do you guys have that tape measure?
The Director: You guys make me fly! High! Okay, were gonna pick it up here, tomorrow.
Rachel: Good, you guys are all here!
CHANDLER: Excuse me, you guys are getting tattoos?
Monica: Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Ross: Ok. (browsing the apartment) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein' a lesbian.
Carol: (entering with Ben and Ross) Hey guys!
Rachel: Okay guys, way to wish me luck!
Joey: Hey Pheebs! (To the guys) Hey!
Rachel: Come on you guys! What are doing?! I thought we were the patch sisters!
Monica: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?
Chandler: Because then we would be the guys who turned off free porn.
Monica: All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and were down by two points. Two points.... (she gets interrupted by the guys, who are doing a slow-motion high five.) Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long.
Ross: Okay, umm I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean Ive been in um, relationships in general, uh but I have never done it with a studentI mean I notnot it! I mean, I mean I dontWe havent done it. Uh, I mean, I mean, weve-weve-weve done stuff. (Paul is not amused.) Okay, okay, a joke, a jokelighten the mood. Umm, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish.
Caitlin: Y'know what? That's okay, you guys have ordered so many that this one is on me! (Runs for her life.)
Rachel: Bye you guys!
Gary: Okay, you guys free tonight?
Rachel: (entering) Hey, you guys
Gary: No, it's too soon for you guys.
Joey: Whoa-whoa you guys, it's not a cat!
Chandler: Four hours? You guys have been doing this for four hours?
(Rachel goes into the bathroom as the guys continue throwing the ball.)
Chandler: You guys wanna eat here?
Chandler: I'll catch you guys later. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Wow! Im-Im so happy for you guys. (To Ross) This is so-so, not stupid.
Monica: (entering) Hey guys!
MONICA: Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.
Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you guys lasted a whole year!
Ross: Actually, do you guys mind staying here for a while?
Joshua: Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here?
Phoebe: So what do you guys want for an engagement present?
Ross: Absolutely. (Very Squeaky.) I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, (deep voice) I'm fine. I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like.. (Screams.) But now that I've had time to absorb it; Lovin' this.
Phoebe: You guys are here! Yay!
Joey: What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.
RACHEL: Yeah, I love that story. Um, I got a question for you guys. Why do people keep is saying that is good to see me up and about?
Monica: What are you guys doing here?
Ross: (coming back in with Rachel) Hey, you guys! What do you, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?
Monica: What are you guys gonna do?
Rachel: Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!
Rachel: Its good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages? (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. Ill see you guys later.
RACHEL: No, I know, they're from me. Look you guys this is not good. I mean we have enough trouble with guys stealing our wind without taking it from each other.
Ross: Whats all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) You guys, (holds up an outfit) does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?
Ross: I don�t know, are we just kissing guys on balconies?
Rachel: Oh, you guys are gonna have so much fun! She's at such a cute age. Oh, a couple things. Now that she's eating solid food, she poops around the clock. And watch out for your hair, 'cause she likes to grab it. And oh, she's also in this phase where if you leave the room, she screams bloody murder, but ah... Thanks, you guys. Have fun!
Ross: No thats not what I want. Uh, Im glad you guys were bonding but I
Joey: (entering) Hey guys!
Phoebe: Guys, Im happy too.
Ross: Hey uh, well, todays my first lecture and I kinda wanted to try it out on you guys, do you, do you mind?
Chandler: Oh, I figured you guys would all be mad at me. So I got you some gifts that I found on the side of the road. (Looks into the bag.) Who wants the teddy bear with one leg?
Joey: Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
Ross: Hey guys.
Phoebe: Hey! So you guys have anything planned for the big last night?
Bonnie: You guys, the waters great. You should really go in.
Rachel: Yeah and there's really cute guys there.
(He throws it back to Ross, but it's intercepted by Monica and the guys both scream in horror.)
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
Monica: Hey guys.
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?
Phoebe: Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?
Phoebe: Hey, how are you guys doing?
Chandler: Hey, no way! Come on, this is you guys, call her and work it out.
Monica: Okay, I gotta go find Rachel but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesnt seem so bad? (Exits.)
Ross: Oh, yeah I know, I know, it's a lot of boxes, but again I really appreciate you guys letting me stay here.
Monica: Please. Half the guys out there have makeup on.
(The guys hotel room. Joeys there. Chandler comes out of the bathroom in a robe.)