words in movies
Ross: Thanks you guys, I really appreciate this. All right, I'm gonna get packing again. Man, I've been moving around so much I'm beginning to feel like a nomad.
Rachel: Oh, honey, please, no, I can't get started with all that Ross stuff again. I mean, he's gonna screwed up for a looong time. And besides y'know, I don't, I don't go for guys right after they get divorced.
Monica: (To Monica) Danny. Are you guys ever gonna go out again?
Ross: Oh, yeah I know, I know, it's a lot of boxes, but again I really appreciate you guys letting me stay here.
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Joey: You guys got anything to eat? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed!
Phoebe: Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)
Ross: Oh-oh-ooh, hey guys, I was wondering if you guys would uh, maybe chip in on some new air filters for the air purifier? I mean after all, we all are using it.
[Scene: The apartment in the listing, the guys are checking it out. There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen. As they enter Joey lets out a whistle.]
Ross: All right, I see what you guys are saying. I'll uh, I'll go downstairs and fill out an application.
Rachel: No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what's going on here. Your Danny's wingman right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros!
Ross: Look, you guys don't need me here taking up your space.
Ross: Are you guys sure about this?
Monica: (laughing) Oh, dont you guys look cute. You guys make such a cute couple.
Erin: I really dont think he does. And yknow what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Yknow, tell him Im-Im not interested in a serious relationship or something.
Ross: Wait a minute, you guys. Oh, I wanna ask you something. I-I I may get to speak at this paleontology convention and if I do, I'd love for you guys to come and hear me.
Rachel: Hey! Yknow, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything theyre supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through!
Ben: Cause you guys were on a break.
Joey: Oh sureAnd hey, dont get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. I just I miss hanging out just-just us, yknow?
Hooker: Oh God! Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys. (Does the close sign.)
Rachel: Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree (snaps her fingers) like that.
Rachel: Okay. So what? You guys would just like get together and like just say mean things about me?
Chandler: Guys! Guys! Come on! Its Thanksgiving, its not important who wins or loses. The important thing is, (to Joey) the Dutch girl picked me! Me! Not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you, Amsterdam! Good night!!
Rachel: Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. Ill see you later.
Phoebe: Got cha again, you guys are so easy.
ROSS: Not, not, not every night. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Like, like Italian guys or ex-fiances or, or, or Italian guys.
Monica: Hey guys!
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Mona: Bye guys.
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Ross: Yeah but uh Okay, okay look you guys know that Rachel and I slept together, but theres something else. (Pause) Rachels pregnant.
Chandler: So what do you think? I want that guys genes for my kid! Those eyes, those cheeckbones!
Rachel: Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.
Joey: It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean, you were both in the same place, right?
Phoebe: (from outside the bathroom) You guys?
Joey: (entering the bathroom) What are you guys doing in here?
Phoebe: Okay. Do you guys want me to play for you?
Ross: Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my I mean, Im lucky to have just one good (They all start getting emotional.)
Joey: Hey uh, can I, can I talk to you guys for a second?
ROSS: (entering from Rachel's bedroom) Come on out, honey! I'm telling you look good! (turns around, and under his breath, to the rest of the guys) Tell her she looks good, tell her she looks good.
Rachel: Cmon, seriously, you guys, youre not going to make me watch this alone!
Rachel: Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.
Rachel: Oh my God!! You guys have such problems!! I feel so terrible for you!
Chandler: Wait, you guys, look!
Rachel: Oh, screw you guys, you dont have to do it!
Rachel: Oh, I don't know. I guess it's not about no guys, it's about the right guy, y'know? I mean, with Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat. With Paolo, that's all there was, was heat! And it was just this raw, animal, sexual...
Rachel: Well, now, wait. Now Im all freaked out. Come on, you guys will watch it with me.
Phoebe: (entering) Oh hey you guys!
Monica: So, what have you guys been doing?
Monica: Subtle guys!
Rachel: I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky!
Janice: Oh, we go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin! (does her irritating laugh). So? Are you guys thinking of getting this house too? Ooh! Are we gonna have a bidding war? I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie (playfully punches Chandler, who tries to get away from her)
Rachel: Hey, do you guys have any extra ribbon?
ROSS: It was ridiculous. Ya know, these guys, they were bullies, actual bullies, ya know. We're grown ups, this kinda stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore.
Phoebe: Were you guys making fun of Parker?
Monica: Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break youre doing frat guys.
Karin: Actually, Im dating at all anymore. See, I figured out that I was only dating guys that were like yknow bad for me, so until I work that out
Joey: I cant! Yknow? You guys dont know what its like to put yourself out there like that and just get shot down.
Monica: Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-youve been through so much since then. And right now youve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Cant you just let this go?
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing Bamboozled.]
Amy: My boyfriend canceled on me. I mean.. I I finally find a real relationship. I mean, someone that I can spend this day with and then his wife comes back into town. I swear, its almost not worth dating married guys.
Chandler: Oh yeah, I just showed this a picture of you and guys were throwing themselves at me! Theyre buying me drinks! Theyre giving me stuff! (to Joey) Knicks tonight?
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it.]
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Rachel: What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do?
Joey: Look, come on you guys, you said you were gonna try! All right look, I came over here to invite you guys to a movie with me and Janine.
Ross: Hey you guys I got some bad news. (He sets the stack of papers down on the table.)
Rachel: Oh yeah! Yeah please, you guys have fun.
Rachel: So you guys go, have a really good time.
Rachel: I am so sick of guys. I don't want to look at another guy, I don't want to think about another guy, I don't even want to be near another guy. (Ross crosses arms)
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
Elizabeth: The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.
Ross: Hey! What are you guys looking at?
Phoebe: Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.
Monica: We took a cab. Did you guys walk?
Rachel: Oh you guys thanks for doing this.
Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>
Ross: Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.
Ross: What?! When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys?
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Ross: Umm say, I-I opened this earlier (The privacy screen) but let me give you guys some privacy.
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Chandler: Well, I thought you guys were cuddlily sleepers.
Phoebe: To see if know what these guys are talking about.
Joey: Yknow what you guys? Im uh, Im gonna go too. And uh, Im sorry about everything.
Joey: (Enters) Hey you guys Im gonna take off. I just wanted to let you guys know, say goodbye.
Phoebe: Alright you guys, we cant turn on each other, Okay? Thats just what she wants.
Chandler: (enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?
Joey: Come on, you guys are more then that! I mean, youre gonna get together right?
Phoebe: Or we could use it to call China. See how those guys are doing.
Joey: I can't believe you guys are moving.
Phoebe: Hello handsome. (Sees Ursula over her shoulder) Oh God. (Walks away in shame as they kiss.) Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?
Phoebe: Wow, you guys go way back then. So what are you up to these days?
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
Ross: Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, wed still hang out?
Rachel: Oh that couldn't have been pretty. but you know guys do that.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
Rachel: You guys, Im doing the best I can, anyone else is welcome to try.
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Phoebe: You guys, we�ve been waiting for you for a long time, maybe you should order.
Phoebe: You guys are over an hour late. What happened to you two?
Phoebe: Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.
Rachel: Wow! They really got you guys. Your T.V. The chairs.
Prospective nanny: Oh, you know, wait. I do have one question. (she starts playing with her hair) Do you guys do random drug testing?
Chandler: What are you guys talking about?
Mike: So... how many guys have your key?
Joey: (looks surprised) Really...? Guys do that...? That's... weird...
Phoebe: Okay, well... guys?
ROSS: Hey you guys.� (He sits.)
RACHEL: Wow.� So, what did you guys do?