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Monica: I swear I didnt. (To Ross and Will) Hey! Is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?
Rachel: Okay. So what? You guys would just like get together and like just say mean things about me?
Rachel: Yes it is! I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog!
Rachel: All right, yknowFine! You guys have your stupid little club, but I would just like to say is what you did to me is way worse than what I did to you! You gave me a tiney-wienie! (Will laughs.)
Monica: Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-youve been through so much since then. And right now youve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Cant you just let this go?
Ross: Are you guys sure about this?
Phoebe: Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys!
Monica: Yeah, come on, we can be guys!
Monica: I wish all guys could be like him.
Joey: Hey, what have you guys been up too?
Chandler: Hi guys!
Joey: Wow! You guys seem to be having a good time.
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
Ross: Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?
Chandler: (after the door closes) What did you guys just do?!
Joey: Thats right! I helped you guys out a lot in the start of your relationship. Huh? I helped you guys sneak around for like six months, and I looked like an idiot! And I was humiliated. And I only made 200 dollars!
Joey: (hangs up the phone) Wow! Well, my folks really liked it! So what-what did you guys think? (Phoebe smiles, walks up to him, and presses her breasts against him.) It wasnt that good.
Monica: You must feel horrible. Hey! The guys have free porn!
Phoebe: Three? You guys were worried I wouldnt even have one!
Rachel: No! You guys cant leave yet! You have to stay, we-we got the whole big thing planned!
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Chandler: What are you guys doing out here?
Chandler: (rushing in) Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!
CHANDLER: You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna end up alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays?
Rachel: (crying) Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Ross: (to the guys) I gotta go make a fake Ben.
Joey: Look, you guys have been to every play Ive ever been in, have I ever had chemistry on stage?
Chandler: Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!
Monica: I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
Erin: Bye guys.
Ross: Come on you guys, we're sorry, alri...? Our subway broke down.
Monica: Hey, guys, what-what should I wear to a Knicks game?
Rachel: Do you guys want these?
Ross: Yeah, no, youre right, I know, youre right, Im not, Im not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. (Gets up to leave.)
Chandler: Okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first
[Time lapse. The guys are entering their apartment.]
Ross: (turning around.) Umm, uh, I was just telling the guys
Monica: Guys, could you please just stop throwing the ball for one minute and just help me find it!
Ross: (entering) Hey guys!
Monica: Have you guys picked a date yet?
[Scene: Central Perk, scene continued from earlier. They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys.]
Ross: So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?
Rachel: Oh so you know that, you guys talked about that, so you get along, so you think youre gonna go out?
Monica: Oh my God! Shes amazing. Oh, oh Im so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!
Phoebe: So you guysll stay here and hang out with me?
Chloe: Thats so great for you guys!
[Scene: The Animal Hospital, the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring. Joey is pacing around like an expectant father.]
Phoebe: Hey! You guys, Im writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it?
Rachel: (entering) Hey guys! Whats up?
Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault, just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify her sleeping with someone.
Ross: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
RACH: What? [looks, feigns indifference] C'mon you guys, I don't care, I have a date tonight.
Ross: Hey guys!
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing?
Phoebe: Hi, guys.
Ross: (entering) Hey guys!
Phoebe: Ohh, you guys, remember that cute client I told you about? I bit him.
Joey: We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time (he points the foam finger at the girls)
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Hey you guys! Whats happening?
The Stripper: Wait, you guys think I stole some ring?
The Guys: Yeah!
[Scene: Chandlers office, the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper.]
Phoebe: Thanks you guys! Again.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
[Cut to the guys apartment.]
Rachel: (she goes towards the others and she's very excited) Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!
GIRL 2 ON BUS: So what are you guys out doing today?
Luisa: Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High? I sat behind you guys in home room!
Rachel: Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out!
Chandler: Thats right! Where are the guys? Im ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
Joey: (glares at him for a moment, then admits grudgingly) Maybe. Well, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know? Or any other house for that matter.
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment.]
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
The Guys: Ohh!
Chandler: You cant tell, but Im trying to break the tension by mooning you guys!
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
Rachel: You guys this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. I mean, it's not sweet, it's not cute, I even dragged that little string on the ground, and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. And I swear, I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me I know it's saying, "Rachel!"
Rachel: Okay! No accountants. Oh, and no one from like legal. I dont like guys with boring jobs.
Phoebe: Oh. It was a long shot. Hey, you guys can I just like have a second alone with the babies.
Rachel: Why aren't you guys at the movie?
Ross: (entering) Hey, guys! (They both notice his new little friend)
Rachel: Oh okay, hey guys, would you flip mine too?
Joey: Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats the bag) comes with a bag! (Exits.)
Rachel: (entering) Hi, guys!
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
Ross: (reading the newspaper) Hey, heres a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi?
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Phoebe: I think he's right. You guys hang out at the coffeehouse way too much.
Ross: Look, this is hard enough! I really need you guys right now.
MONICA: Come here. I'll make you feel like one of the guys. You know for a really cool guy, you suck at foosball.
Doug: So thanks for the warm welcome. Its good to have you guys on my team, and I come to play. I hope you do too. Now, lets go out there and get em! Huh? And remember, there is no I in team.
Rachel: You guys! You guys!
Ross: Okay. Thanks you guys. Pheebs are you wearing fur?
Rachel: Oh my God! Thats so great! Im so happy for you guys!
Monica: Im the hostess! Not those guys! Im always the hostess! I mean, I was always the hostess, I mean even when I was little, I mean the girls brought their dollies to my tea party, I-I served the best air.
Rachel: Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex.
Joey: (sticking his head out the door) What are you guys woofing about?
Phoebe: Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)
Joey: (entering with Ross) Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out! (Hes wearing a blue blazer) Guess which job I got.
MONICA: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers... Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?...Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.
Joey: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. (He downs the glass of juice in one swig.) I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.