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Rachel: Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself <Ross and Rachel knock on wood> um you wouldn't get the baby.
Monica: uh huh.. I mean these things happen. Its' just a plate. Its not like somebody died.
JOEY: So, so how did it happen?
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
CHAN: [squirming] All right, let's get some perspective here, ok? These things, they happen for a reason.
RACHEL: Then what's gonna happen?
PHOEBE: Hang in there, it's gonna happen.
RACHEL: NO but Ross. We are never gonna happen, OK. Accept that.
Mindy: Basically, we think you're a horrible human being, and bad things should happen to you.
PHOEBE: Monica, how did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out.
Chandler: I mean, don't you think if things were gonna happen with Rachel, they would've happened already?
Ross: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.
Chandler: (seriously) It means that we can keep trying, but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.
Young Ethan: I am telling you, up until I was, like nine, I thought that gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happen.
ESTELLE: Don't worry about it already. Things happen.
Ross: Come on! Like I wanted him to tell you, I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didnt happen!
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
JOEY: I don't need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Remoray. That was huge. Big things are gonna happen, you'll see. Ross, you still there?
MNCA: Well, we just happen to go to alot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or... or to a club, or to the... zoo.
Rachel: Ross! I think she is trying to make something happen with you to get back at me!
Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
JOEY: Yaaahhh. Ahhh, candles. What'dya thinks gonna happen here tonight?
Chandler: I'm telling ya! It's gonna happen. Next year it's gonna be you, me and the little Hemingway Bing. (pause) What, he's my favourite author!
Rachel: Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?
Joey: It's okay, these things happen.
Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. And I don't even know how it happened. I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. Are we okay now?
Monica: "Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen, tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in thistime and show me some affection..."
Chandler: Okay, when are we gonna tell Rachel what is actually gonna happen?
Rachel: When did this happen?
Ross: Okay, okay, Im sorry, it will never happen... (closes eyes) Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and Im the king.
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Monica: Joey, what are you doing?! Its never gonna happen, shes seeing somebody.
Rachel: Jurassic Park could happen.
Phoebe: But they shouldn't happen, you know what, you're, you're in a terrible, terrible business. Oh God, I don't wanna be the person who makes your face look like that.
Monica: Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around.) Don't do the dance.
Joey: (charmed, but then recoiling) NO, NO! It can't happen at all!
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Rachel: And you know which one we should see? The 1996 Tony award winner. Do you happen to know the name of that one?
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
Monica: Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?
Phoebe: Cause youre still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...
Rachel: Ughhhh!! Forget it! (Sits down heavily on the bed.) This is, this is not how this is supposed to happen.
Chandler: Yeah, well, dont expect that to happen anytime soon!
Joshua: Well, what was supposed to happen?
Ross: Good! Me neither! So its not a problem. Were just two friends who happen to be roommates.
Phoebe: Oh, howd that happen?
Joey: If anything should happen to him
Joey: It's never gonna happen.
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
Chandler: Yknow, I-I could see how this could happen, y'know youre up there every night, youre naked, touching, kissing.
Emily: I tell you, this wedding is not going to happen.
Rachel: Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just cant pretend that didnt happen can I?
Chandler: The only way that that is going to happen, is if the other couple are the Hitlers.
Ross: It could happen.
Monica: I know. How could we have let this happen?
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Monica: How did that happen?
Ross: Youre great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Ross: My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on the cheek.) Your here. I cant believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?
Phoebe: No. Its all right; its probably false labour. They said that, that can happen near the end, just somebody get the book.
Chandler: When did that happen to you?!
Chandler: You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?
Woman on TV: I came to the big city to become a star! Ill do anything to make that happen!
Rachel: Well, of course I am! It's not gonna happen to Ross! He's your brother. (To Chandler) He's your old college roommate. Ugh, it was just a matter of time before someone had to leave the group. I just always assumed Phoebe would be the one to go.
Phoebe: Well, Im not sure. I mean, I guess until she y'know, gets used to the fact that theres y'know, a new mom. Y'know, I think shes worried that y'know, shes gonna, shes gonna be replaced. (to the cat, in a funny voice) Well, thats not gonna happen is it? Noo. (gets up) Okay, I have to return a call in the other room.
Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
Phoebe: No, I want this to happen.
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
Chandler: Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen?
Ross: My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!
Joey: Look no, I-I know its bad, and I know its wrong. Okay? But-but its not like anythings ever gonna happen. Yknow? These-these are just feelings, theyre gonna go away.
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
Monica: Rachel, its going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.
Phoebe: How did that happen?!!
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Rachel: Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didnt happen.
Rachel: Okay, two things didnt happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out thats not true.
Monica: Youre right, youre right I shouldnt freak out. Cause this is what will happen when you and I have babies! When will that be?!
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.
Kim: Yeah, nothing happen. You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.
Rachel: But can it... just... happen a little bit?
Rachel: So uh, so did anything happen? Because rumor has it you guys shut the drapes!
Ross: Look I-I realize if anything were to happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!
Chandler: No you are not! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.
Chandler: Ohh that's the worse thing that can happen on an anniversary ever!
Rachel: I thought this might happen today. Ross, I know the holidays can be rough. Yknow? And its probably really hard for you to be alone right now.
Joey: Well, dont get your hopes up, because probably not gonna happen.
Joey: How could this happen to me?! Yesterday I had two TV shows! Today, I got nothin!
Ross: Oh no-no-no, were just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. (He winks at her.)
Ross: Yeah-uh-huh. Tomorrow night, Valentines Day, the most romantic day of the year. Who knows what could happen? I might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides, if you know what I mean.
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Phoebe: Shes made it pretty clear, it is not going to happen.
Ross: (pause) No. But... it only has to happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? I mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?
Chandler: How is that ever going to happen?!
Rachel: Ohh I mean two best friends falling in love, how often does that happen?
Chandler: It cant happen like this. Okay? Ill meet you back at the hotel.
Tag: No, you didn't. The only thing that freaked me out was you saying that nothing could ever happen between us.
Director: Heres whats gonna happen. The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance, were gonna tape, you dont look at the camera. Any questions?
Joey: Thats not gonna happen. No. (Looks up) Because we have a new deal!
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)