words in movies
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Rachel: Oh my God! I can not believe that! I mean I dont really like it when Ross goes out with anyone, but my sister isnt that like incest or something?! Oh my God, and theyre gonna have sex! Oh! Oh no what if he marries her too?! Oh this is just terrible, this is just terrible. And I cant stop it! I cantI dont own Ross! Yknow? And Jill, she should be able to do whatever it is that she wants to do! And oh my God, I cant believe Ross is marrying my little sister, this terrible. Oh my God, this is just the worst thing that could have ever happened to me.
Rachel: Yeah but, you dont, you dont, you dont want to try to much too fast. Yknow? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast dont you?
Monica: What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?
Chandler: Its happened to you?
Rachel: Well what happened at dinner?
Monica: (running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!
Phoebe: What happened?
Rachel: Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?
Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.
MRS BUFFAY: Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?
Ross: What happened?!!
Rachel: But you said that you liked him! I mean what happened?! Did ya just change your mind?!
Rachel: Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joeys lewd version?
Chandler: (with his mouth full) What happened? Im just eating candy.
Monica: What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
Monica: Really? Okay, so why dont you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Phoebe: What? What happened to the window in the attic?!
Ross: No-no its not. What-what happened there Ned?
Joey: Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something mightve happened to a huge chunk of it.
Rachel: It happened! I am telling you it happened!
Joey: Hey. (Laughs then seriously) It happened!
Phoebe: (laughs) Yeah, Im sure that happened.
Rachel: Im not saying that Im a lesbian! Im just saying that this happened!
Melissa: I dont know. I dont remember a lot of things that never happened.
Melissa: Im sorry Ray-ray. I mean if I thought it happened I would say it. Maybe I passed out and you did stuff to me while I was sleeping.
Chandler: It happened in London.
Ross: Yeah, I need uh Im justI dont knowI dont understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.
Monica: Oh wow! Okay. Dont scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, "Oh my God! The worst has happened!"
Ross: Something couldve happened. All right? She-she really dug my slides. And-and she was definitely giving me the vibe.
Ross: I don't know, but I.. Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where - where is my coat?!
Phoebe: I cant believe I still dont know what happened to the window in the attic!
Rachel: Well dontWhat happened to Jessicas body?!
Ross: Oh my God! What happened to the door?!
Ross: Yknow what?! It doesnt matter! It doesnt matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!
Ross: Uh-huh. What happened?
Rachel: Really?! So this has happened to you?
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Joey: Yes I did! Im Chandler. (Looks at Chandler) Dude, what happened?
Brenda: What happened?!
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
Joey: (lying on a beach towel, recapping what happened in the last episode) Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I dont really know what happened with that.
Phoebe: Thats it?! You call that a fight? Come on! "We were on a break!" "No we werent!" What happened to you two?!
Ross: Whoah, uh, what happened to, uh, 'Forget relationships! I'm done with men!' The whole, uh, penis embargo?
Joey: This conversation never happened!
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Rachel: Never happened! Good night!
Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.
Rachel: Yeahbut come onListen, Im sorry I dont want to make you uncomfortable, but I told Phoebe that it happened and she doesnt believe me.
Ross: Your page said come to the hospital, what? What was it? What happened?
Phoebe: Hes miserable! What happened to him?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened.]
Ross: Hey, whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. Yknow, actually onceonce I got dumped during sex.
Ross: Uh, yeah, you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th?
Joey: So? What-what-what happened?
Rachel: What? What happened?
Ross: What happened to the Disgustingtons?
The Interviewer: Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you. You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off. What happened there?
(The chain breaks loose from the wall, and because Joey was pushing with all his might, he propells into the kitchen, towards the table with all the food. This table has wheels underneath it, and when Joey falls on this table, he rides into the living room, with all the food falling off, until finally Joey also falls off... Joey gets up quickly, a bit agitated, and acting as nothing happened. He is covered in food stains.)
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother.]
Rachel: Oh no. I mean it. After what just happened, I�m never leaving her again.
Joey: Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.
Ross: Yeah! I know! It was. Oh the only sad thing is I wasnt around when it happened for the first time.
Rachel: Heeeeey, where have you been? (He shows her his thumb) What happened to you?
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Phoebe: You guys are over an hour late. What happened to you two?
Phoebe: Ooh, what happened?
Ross: Yeah! Yeah! OK! Sure! Look! Can we...can we talk about what happened here last night?
RACHEL: Oh well, well thank you.� (She laughs.� He stares for a moment.)� Okay, stop.� Stop looking at me like that.� The last time that happened, (points to Ross) that happened.� (points to Emma.)
ROSS: (takes the phone, but speaks to Mike) I don't understand what just happened here.
Monica: What? Something happened with the plates?
PHOEBE: Oh my God!� I love things.� What happened?
Rachel: Hey, so you guys, the funniest thing happened, at work...
Ross: When I happened to look through the window and I see you kissing a guy you know, for what? A week?
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
Ross: Well, what happened?
Ross: Phoebe, what happened?
Ross: The most amazing thing happened tonight. I thought my number was up. I had an actual near death experience!
Ross: Oh my God, wh-what happened?
Actress/Olivia: That kiss never happened.
Phoebe: What happened?
Chandler: Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?
Joey: Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..
(she slaps him in the face, Mike looks like he doesn't believe what just happened. Precious leaves, and he turns to Phoebe.)
Chandler: Really? What happened?
Rachel: No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just... (to Joey): W-well, what else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me?
Joey: Dude, two times that happened!
Rachel: Well, what happened?
Rachel: Well, just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to happen that way for us.
Joey: (voice-over) Oh-oh! And then Rosss new girlfriend, Bonnie, shows up and Rachel convinced her to save her head. And then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I dont know what happened there either...
Joey: Uh no Rach, hes gone. But listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake.
Rachel: Alright, Emma is napping... (then to Ross) what happened to your shirt?
Chandler: What happened?
Rachel: You are never going to believe what happened to me today.
Rachel: (starts singing la la la la) Whatever happened to just singing for no reason? Huh?
Mr. Geller: (ignoring her) Well, Id gotten Judy pregnant. I still dont know that happened.
Rachel: Oh, you’re not gonna believe what happened to me today! Ralph Lauren called, and gave me my job back!
Rachel: Mon... Okay... I've gotta... just say what it is I'm gonna say... None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years, would have happened if it wasn't for you. No-one has been more like a sister to me...
Rachel: (coming down the stairs) Hey! (Ross jumps up, and quickly puts the letter back together, pretending like he has just finished it.) What happened to you? Why didnt you come up?
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandlers just after Monica has finished telling Chandler what happened.]