words in movies
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Rachel: Oh my God! I can not believe that! I mean I dont really like it when Ross goes out with anyone, but my sister isnt that like incest or something?! Oh my God, and theyre gonna have sex! Oh! Oh no what if he marries her too?! Oh this is just terrible, this is just terrible. And I cant stop it! I cantI dont own Ross! Yknow? And Jill, she should be able to do whatever it is that she wants to do! And oh my God, I cant believe Ross is marrying my little sister, this terrible. Oh my God, this is just the worst thing that could have ever happened to me.
Rachel: Yeah but, you dont, you dont, you dont want to try to much too fast. Yknow? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast dont you?
Monica: What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?
Chandler: It happened in London.
Chandler: Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would've happened.
Joey: What happened? What happened?
All: Why, what happened?
Rachel: See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!
Joey: Oh, y'know the same thing happened to me one time.
Parker: What a beautiful place. What a great night! I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C I feel so lucky. I think of all the good times that have happened here. The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs both bar and bat, but none of them will compare with tonight! My God, I dont want to forget this moment! Its like I want to take a mental picture of you all! Click! (He takes a mental picture of them all.)
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-
Phoebe: Okay, then what happened?
Monica: (to the guys) Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?
Rachel: Except it didn't. It happened to me. Oh, god, I'm gonna look like a big marshmallow peep. What am I doing? What am I doing? My father's right. I can't live on my own! I can't even do laundry!
Ross: What happened?
Chandler: It did enter my mind! But then something happened that made it, shoot right out.
Rachel: Be-because I didn't want him to think I was stupid! I mean, that was really embarrassing what happened to you!
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.
Joey: What happened?
Monica: What happened?
Chandler: The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
Chandler: So what happened?
Monica: Come on Rach, when a guy says hes going to call, it doesnt mean hes going to call. Hasnt it ever happened to you?
Monica: So you're moving in with him. What happened?
Phoebe: What happened to the intimate dinner party?
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Rachel: What?! What? What happened?!
Rachel: Its good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages? (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. Ill see you guys later.
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Ross: Can we, can we just forget this ever happened?
Chandler: Why?! What happened?!
Frank: Cause it just sorta happened, yknow we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch
Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?
Monica: Phoebe, what, what happened here?!
Chandler: Isnt that what happened with you and the brides maid?
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Phoebe: Oh my God. What happened?
Monica: (entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.
David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.
Monica: What happened to your teeth.
Rachel: Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didnt happen.
Monica: (answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It's Joey. (Phoebe's proud of herself.) (To Joey) I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.
Mr. Geller: What happened son?
Monica: I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened to all our money?
Rachel: Oh, slides. (Laughs.) So really nothing happened.
Chandler: So you kissed her, so what happened after that?
Monica: What happened to Janine?
Jill: Youll never believe what just happened, Ross just totally blew me off and he didnt even tell me why!
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
Monica: What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.
Joey: Chandler, come on nothing even happened!
Rachel: Oh! I knew it! What happened?
Ross: Of course, what happened? (Lets her in.)
Janice: Oh, Im sorry honey, Im so, so, (nasally) haaaaa! Im so, so sorry, I just (nasally) haaaaaa! But I, oh what happened was, I-I-I cant breathe. Can you get me a bag, or something?
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Ross: No. No. Nothing happened. I shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils.
Monica: Well, what happened?
Rachel: No, no dont get mad because lookthis is what happened. So I-I started packing, then I realized, "What am I doing? I am lousy at packing!" Right? But you love packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!
Rachel: No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?
Chandler: (lets him out) What happened?!!
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why dont you tell me what happened.
Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dads garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened.
Phoebe: What happened?
Ross: Oh my God, you guys!! (Hes excited about what he thought happened.)
Chandler: Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didnt tell my girlfriend that you love her?
Ross: What happened you guys?
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
Richard: Oh, hey look nothing happened.
Monica: (running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!
Chandler: Its happened to you?
Rachel: Well what happened at dinner?
Rachel: Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joeys lewd version?
Rachel: Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?
Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.
MRS BUFFAY: Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?
Ross: What happened?!!
Phoebe: What happened?
Rachel: But you said that you liked him! I mean what happened?! Did ya just change your mind?!
Chandler: (with his mouth full) What happened? Im just eating candy.
Monica: What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Phoebe: What? What happened to the window in the attic?!
Monica: Really? Okay, so why dont you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
Joey: Hey. (Laughs then seriously) It happened!
Joey: Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something mightve happened to a huge chunk of it.
Ross: No-no its not. What-what happened there Ned?
Phoebe: (laughs) Yeah, Im sure that happened.
Melissa: Im sorry Ray-ray. I mean if I thought it happened I would say it. Maybe I passed out and you did stuff to me while I was sleeping.
Rachel: Im not saying that Im a lesbian! Im just saying that this happened!
Rachel: It happened! I am telling you it happened!
Melissa: I dont know. I dont remember a lot of things that never happened.
Chandler: It happened in London.
Phoebe: I cant believe I still dont know what happened to the window in the attic!
Monica: Oh wow! Okay. Dont scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, "Oh my God! The worst has happened!"
Ross: I don't know, but I.. Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where - where is my coat?!
Ross: Something couldve happened. All right? She-she really dug my slides. And-and she was definitely giving me the vibe.
Ross: Oh my God! What happened to the door?!
Ross: Yeah, I need uh Im justI dont knowI dont understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.