words in movies
Ross: The most amazing thing happened tonight. I thought my number was up. I had an actual near death experience!
Rachel: What?! What? What happened?!
Monica: So you're moving in with him. What happened?
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Frank: Cause it just sorta happened, yknow we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch
Ross: Can we, can we just forget this ever happened?
Chandler: Why?! What happened?!
Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?
Rachel: Its good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages? (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. Ill see you guys later.
Chandler: Isnt that what happened with you and the brides maid?
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Monica: Phoebe, what, what happened here?!
Monica: (entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.
Phoebe: Oh my God. What happened?
Monica: What happened to your teeth.
Mr. Geller: What happened son?
Monica: (answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It's Joey. (Phoebe's proud of herself.) (To Joey) I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.
Rachel: Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didnt happen.
Monica: I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened to all our money?
Monica: What happened to Janine?
David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.
Chandler: So you kissed her, so what happened after that?
Monica: What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?
Rachel: Yeah but, you dont, you dont, you dont want to try to much too fast. Yknow? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast dont you?
Rachel: Oh, slides. (Laughs.) So really nothing happened.
Monica: What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.
Ross: Of course, what happened? (Lets her in.)
Joey: Chandler, come on nothing even happened!
Jill: Youll never believe what just happened, Ross just totally blew me off and he didnt even tell me why!
Monica: Well, what happened?
Janice: Oh, Im sorry honey, Im so, so, (nasally) haaaaa! Im so, so sorry, I just (nasally) haaaaaa! But I, oh what happened was, I-I-I cant breathe. Can you get me a bag, or something?
Rachel: Oh! I knew it! What happened?
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
Ross: No. No. Nothing happened. I shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils.
Rachel: No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?
Chandler: (lets him out) What happened?!!
Rachel: No, no dont get mad because lookthis is what happened. So I-I started packing, then I realized, "What am I doing? I am lousy at packing!" Right? But you love packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why dont you tell me what happened.
Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dads garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened.
Phoebe: What happened?
Phoebe: What happened?
Ross: What happened you guys?
Chandler: Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didnt tell my girlfriend that you love her?
Richard: Oh, hey look nothing happened.
Chandler: Its happened to you?
Rachel: Well what happened at dinner?
Monica: (running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!
Rachel: Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?
Ross: Oh my God, you guys!! (Hes excited about what he thought happened.)
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
Ross: What happened?!!
Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.
MRS BUFFAY: Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?
Chandler: (with his mouth full) What happened? Im just eating candy.
Rachel: Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joeys lewd version?
Rachel: But you said that you liked him! I mean what happened?! Did ya just change your mind?!
Monica: What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Monica: Really? Okay, so why dont you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?
Phoebe: What? What happened to the window in the attic?!
Joey: Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something mightve happened to a huge chunk of it.
Ross: No-no its not. What-what happened there Ned?
Joey: Hey. (Laughs then seriously) It happened!
Phoebe: (laughs) Yeah, Im sure that happened.
Rachel: It happened! I am telling you it happened!
Rachel: Im not saying that Im a lesbian! Im just saying that this happened!
Melissa: I dont know. I dont remember a lot of things that never happened.
Phoebe: I cant believe I still dont know what happened to the window in the attic!
Chandler: It happened in London.
Monica: Oh wow! Okay. Dont scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, "Oh my God! The worst has happened!"
Ross: I don't know, but I.. Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where - where is my coat?!
Melissa: Im sorry Ray-ray. I mean if I thought it happened I would say it. Maybe I passed out and you did stuff to me while I was sleeping.
Ross: Something couldve happened. All right? She-she really dug my slides. And-and she was definitely giving me the vibe.
Ross: Yeah, I need uh Im justI dont knowI dont understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.
Ross: Oh my God! What happened to the door?!
Ross: Yknow what?! It doesnt matter! It doesnt matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!
Rachel: Well dontWhat happened to Jessicas body?!
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
Ross: Uh-huh. What happened?
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Joey: Yes I did! Im Chandler. (Looks at Chandler) Dude, what happened?
Brenda: What happened?!
Joey: (lying on a beach towel, recapping what happened in the last episode) Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I dont really know what happened with that.
Phoebe: Thats it?! You call that a fight? Come on! "We were on a break!" "No we werent!" What happened to you two?!
Ross: Whoah, uh, what happened to, uh, 'Forget relationships! I'm done with men!' The whole, uh, penis embargo?
Rachel: Really?! So this has happened to you?
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Phoebe: Hes miserable! What happened to him?
Rachel: Never happened! Good night!
Rachel: Yeahbut come onListen, Im sorry I dont want to make you uncomfortable, but I told Phoebe that it happened and she doesnt believe me.
Joey: This conversation never happened!
Ross: Your page said come to the hospital, what? What was it? What happened?
Joey: Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened.]
Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.
Joey: So? What-what-what happened?