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Rachel: Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joeys lewd version?
Phoebe: (laughs) Yeah, Im sure that happened.
Joey: Hey. (Laughs then seriously) It happened!
Rachel: Im not saying that Im a lesbian! Im just saying that this happened!
Melissa: I dont know. I dont remember a lot of things that never happened.
Rachel: Yeahbut come onListen, Im sorry I dont want to make you uncomfortable, but I told Phoebe that it happened and she doesnt believe me.
Melissa: Im sorry Ray-ray. I mean if I thought it happened I would say it. Maybe I passed out and you did stuff to me while I was sleeping.
Rachel: It happened! I am telling you it happened!
Monica: So you're moving in with him. What happened?
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Frank: Cause it just sorta happened, yknow we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch
Ross: Can we, can we just forget this ever happened?
Chandler: Why?! What happened?!
Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?
Rachel: Its good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages? (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. Ill see you guys later.
Chandler: Isnt that what happened with you and the brides maid?
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Monica: Phoebe, what, what happened here?!
Monica: (entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.
Phoebe: Oh my God. What happened?
Monica: What happened to your teeth.
Rachel: Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didnt happen.
Mr. Geller: What happened son?
Monica: I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened to all our money?
Monica: (answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It's Joey. (Phoebe's proud of herself.) (To Joey) I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.
Rachel: Yeah but, you dont, you dont, you dont want to try to much too fast. Yknow? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast dont you?
Chandler: So you kissed her, so what happened after that?
Monica: What happened to Janine?
David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.
Rachel: Oh, slides. (Laughs.) So really nothing happened.
Monica: What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?
Monica: What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.
Jill: Youll never believe what just happened, Ross just totally blew me off and he didnt even tell me why!
Ross: Of course, what happened? (Lets her in.)
Joey: Chandler, come on nothing even happened!
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Janice: Oh, Im sorry honey, Im so, so, (nasally) haaaaa! Im so, so sorry, I just (nasally) haaaaaa! But I, oh what happened was, I-I-I cant breathe. Can you get me a bag, or something?
Rachel: Oh! I knew it! What happened?
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
Ross: No. No. Nothing happened. I shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils.
Chandler: (lets him out) What happened?!!
Rachel: No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?
Monica: Well, what happened?
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why dont you tell me what happened.
Rachel: No, no dont get mad because lookthis is what happened. So I-I started packing, then I realized, "What am I doing? I am lousy at packing!" Right? But you love packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Ross: Oh my God, you guys!! (Hes excited about what he thought happened.)
Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dads garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
Chandler: Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didnt tell my girlfriend that you love her?
Phoebe: What happened?
Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened.
Ross: What happened you guys?
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
Richard: Oh, hey look nothing happened.
Rachel: Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?
Chandler: Its happened to you?
Rachel: Well what happened at dinner?
Monica: (running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!
Monica: Really? Okay, so why dont you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?
Phoebe: What happened?
Rachel: But you said that you liked him! I mean what happened?! Did ya just change your mind?!
Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.
MRS BUFFAY: Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?
Ross: What happened?!!
Chandler: (with his mouth full) What happened? Im just eating candy.
Monica: What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
Joey: Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something mightve happened to a huge chunk of it.
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Phoebe: What? What happened to the window in the attic?!
Chandler: It happened in London.
Ross: No-no its not. What-what happened there Ned?
Ross: I don't know, but I.. Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where - where is my coat?!
Monica: Oh wow! Okay. Dont scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, "Oh my God! The worst has happened!"
Ross: Something couldve happened. All right? She-she really dug my slides. And-and she was definitely giving me the vibe.
Phoebe: I cant believe I still dont know what happened to the window in the attic!
Ross: Uh-huh. What happened?
Ross: Yeah, I need uh Im justI dont knowI dont understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.
Rachel: Well dontWhat happened to Jessicas body?!
Ross: Oh my God! What happened to the door?!
Ross: Yknow what?! It doesnt matter! It doesnt matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!
Brenda: What happened?!
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Joey: Yes I did! Im Chandler. (Looks at Chandler) Dude, what happened?
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
Joey: This conversation never happened!
Rachel: Really?! So this has happened to you?
Phoebe: Thats it?! You call that a fight? Come on! "We were on a break!" "No we werent!" What happened to you two?!
Ross: Whoah, uh, what happened to, uh, 'Forget relationships! I'm done with men!' The whole, uh, penis embargo?
Joey: (lying on a beach towel, recapping what happened in the last episode) Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I dont really know what happened with that.
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Rachel: Never happened! Good night!
Ross: Your page said come to the hospital, what? What was it? What happened?
Phoebe: Hes miserable! What happened to him?
Joey: So? What-what-what happened?
Ross: Hey, whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. Yknow, actually onceonce I got dumped during sex.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened.]
Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.
Ross: What happened to the Disgustingtons?
(The chain breaks loose from the wall, and because Joey was pushing with all his might, he propells into the kitchen, towards the table with all the food. This table has wheels underneath it, and when Joey falls on this table, he rides into the living room, with all the food falling off, until finally Joey also falls off... Joey gets up quickly, a bit agitated, and acting as nothing happened. He is covered in food stains.)
Ross: Uh, yeah, you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th?
Rachel: What? What happened?
The Interviewer: Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you. You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off. What happened there?
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother.]
Phoebe: You guys are over an hour late. What happened to you two?
Ross: Yeah! I know! It was. Oh the only sad thing is I wasnt around when it happened for the first time.