words in movies
Joey: Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something mightve happened to a huge chunk of it.
Chandler: (with his mouth full) What happened? Im just eating candy.
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why dont you tell me what happened.
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dads garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
Ross: Oh my God, you guys!! (Hes excited about what he thought happened.)
Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened.
Phoebe: What happened?
Ross: What happened you guys?
Chandler: Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didnt tell my girlfriend that you love her?
Richard: Oh, hey look nothing happened.
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
Chandler: Its happened to you?
Rachel: Well what happened at dinner?
Monica: (running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!
Phoebe: What happened?
Rachel: Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?
Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.
MRS BUFFAY: Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?
Ross: What happened?!!
Rachel: Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joeys lewd version?
Rachel: But you said that you liked him! I mean what happened?! Did ya just change your mind?!
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Monica: Really? Okay, so why dont you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
Monica: What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Phoebe: What? What happened to the window in the attic?!
Ross: No-no its not. What-what happened there Ned?
Melissa: I dont know. I dont remember a lot of things that never happened.
Rachel: Im not saying that Im a lesbian! Im just saying that this happened!
Joey: Hey. (Laughs then seriously) It happened!
Phoebe: (laughs) Yeah, Im sure that happened.
Monica: Oh wow! Okay. Dont scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, "Oh my God! The worst has happened!"
Melissa: Im sorry Ray-ray. I mean if I thought it happened I would say it. Maybe I passed out and you did stuff to me while I was sleeping.
Chandler: It happened in London.
Rachel: It happened! I am telling you it happened!
Ross: Something couldve happened. All right? She-she really dug my slides. And-and she was definitely giving me the vibe.
Ross: I don't know, but I.. Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where - where is my coat?!
Phoebe: I cant believe I still dont know what happened to the window in the attic!
Ross: Oh my God! What happened to the door?!
Ross: Yeah, I need uh Im justI dont knowI dont understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.
Brenda: What happened?!
Ross: Uh-huh. What happened?
Ross: Yknow what?! It doesnt matter! It doesnt matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!
Rachel: Well dontWhat happened to Jessicas body?!
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Joey: Yes I did! Im Chandler. (Looks at Chandler) Dude, what happened?
Joey: (lying on a beach towel, recapping what happened in the last episode) Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I dont really know what happened with that.
Phoebe: Thats it?! You call that a fight? Come on! "We were on a break!" "No we werent!" What happened to you two?!
Ross: Whoah, uh, what happened to, uh, 'Forget relationships! I'm done with men!' The whole, uh, penis embargo?
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
Rachel: Really?! So this has happened to you?
Joey: This conversation never happened!
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Phoebe: Hes miserable! What happened to him?
Ross: Your page said come to the hospital, what? What was it? What happened?
Rachel: Never happened! Good night!
Rachel: Yeahbut come onListen, Im sorry I dont want to make you uncomfortable, but I told Phoebe that it happened and she doesnt believe me.
Ross: Hey, whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. Yknow, actually onceonce I got dumped during sex.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened.]
Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.
Ross: Uh, yeah, you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th?
Joey: So? What-what-what happened?
(The chain breaks loose from the wall, and because Joey was pushing with all his might, he propells into the kitchen, towards the table with all the food. This table has wheels underneath it, and when Joey falls on this table, he rides into the living room, with all the food falling off, until finally Joey also falls off... Joey gets up quickly, a bit agitated, and acting as nothing happened. He is covered in food stains.)
Rachel: What? What happened?
The Interviewer: Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you. You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off. What happened there?
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother.]
Joey: Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.
Ross: What happened to the Disgustingtons?
Ross: Yeah! I know! It was. Oh the only sad thing is I wasnt around when it happened for the first time.
Rachel: Heeeeey, where have you been? (He shows her his thumb) What happened to you?
Phoebe: You guys are over an hour late. What happened to you two?
Rachel: Oh no. I mean it. After what just happened, I�m never leaving her again.
ROSS: (takes the phone, but speaks to Mike) I don't understand what just happened here.
RACHEL: Oh well, well thank you.� (She laughs.� He stares for a moment.)� Okay, stop.� Stop looking at me like that.� The last time that happened, (points to Ross) that happened.� (points to Emma.)
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Phoebe: Ooh, what happened?
Monica: What? Something happened with the plates?
PHOEBE: Oh my God!� I love things.� What happened?
Ross: Phoebe, what happened?
Ross: When I happened to look through the window and I see you kissing a guy you know, for what? A week?
Ross: Yeah! Yeah! OK! Sure! Look! Can we...can we talk about what happened here last night?
Ross: Well, what happened?
Ross: Oh my God, wh-what happened?
Rachel: Hey, so you guys, the funniest thing happened, at work...
Actress/Olivia: That kiss never happened.
Phoebe: What happened?
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
Ross: The most amazing thing happened tonight. I thought my number was up. I had an actual near death experience!
Chandler: Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?
Joey: Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..
(she slaps him in the face, Mike looks like he doesn't believe what just happened. Precious leaves, and he turns to Phoebe.)
Chandler: Really? What happened?
Joey: (voice-over) Oh-oh! And then Rosss new girlfriend, Bonnie, shows up and Rachel convinced her to save her head. And then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I dont know what happened there either...
Rachel: No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just... (to Joey): W-well, what else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me?
Rachel: Well, just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to happen that way for us.
Rachel: Well, what happened?
Joey: Uh no Rach, hes gone. But listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake.
Joey: Dude, two times that happened!
Rachel: Alright, Emma is napping... (then to Ross) what happened to your shirt?
Chandler: What happened?