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JOEY: Oh that's nice. Happy birthday Rachel, here's some goo.
JOEY: [as they're walking out, Dr. Greene questioningly gestures at the Happy Birthday sign over the door] This is clearly in the wrong apartment. [they all walk across the hall]
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
MR. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetpea.
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
Rachel: (joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
Rachel: No, happy for you! (Hits him harder.)
Ross: Happy for you. (He punches her back.)
Rachel: Oh, no problem. Im so glad I could help. Happy for you. (She playfully punches him.)
Joey: It's okay. You know, I totally understand, alright? You guys, make way more sense than her and I ever did, you know. And... I want you to be happy.
Phoebe: No, back to happy. Back to happy!
Frank: (Theyre less than happy now) Oh.
Rachel: I just y'know, I didnt expect him to be this happy so soon. Ufff. Ooo-ooh! (sits down on the curb)
Chandler: Happy birthday! I'm sorry.
Ross: Hey, yknow, yknow what would make me really happy?
Rachel: Im more than okay, I am really, really happy! Wanna know why?
Chandler: Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, its the only chance to see New York.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebes baby shower, she is holding those leather pants, and isnt happy about it.]
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Rachel: Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track! Yknow? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are clicking. Yknow?
Big Nosed Rachel: Happy Thanksgiving!
Ross: Happy too.
(Monica suddenly gets very happy.)
Phoebe: Happy birthday!
(Dan turns on the TV and the Happy Days theme song comes on.)
Rachel: Oh my God! Thats so great! Im so happy for you guys!
Susan: I've literally never been this happy.
[Everyone else enters and all start singing Happy Birthday.]
Rachel: (To Joey) Happy New Year, Joey!
Phoebe: Thank you! And Happy Holidays.
ROSS: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
Phoebe: (to the squirrel) Okay, stop tormenting me! This mink! Okay, they're mean! And they hate squirrels! And y'know, okay, most of these probably wanted to be coats! (The squirrel stares at her.) All right, fine, now I get it. (To the clerk.) Here. (She hands him her coat.) You take it. (To the squirrel.) Are you happy now? I'm cold!
Phoebe: Thank you, Happy Holidays.
Ross: (To Phoebe) Happy New Year, Pheebs!
Chandler: (To Monica) Happy New Year!
Monica: Happy New Year.
Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
Rachel: Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here. (Kicks the sign) Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!
Joey: Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.
Phoebe: (singing) Happy, happy Chanukah, Chandler and Monica. Very merry
Ross: Oh absolutely! It has been in my family for generations, and every bride who has worn it has had a long and happy life.
Rachel: Its all gonna be okay. Theyre just so happy that Im not suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. So long as I understand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any other child I should bear.
Phoebe: Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed.
Phoebe: Okay, see, see, everyone else is happy shes done.
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)
Phoebe: I cant believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmothers legacy is this crumb. (She picks it up with her finger and holds it out to Monica.) I wish you a long and happy marriage.
(After she's left, Ross gets really happy and starts kissing the card. Suddenly, she returns.)
Mr. Geller: Ohh forget it. Too hell with tradition, were happy to do it.
Phoebe: Okay! Thanks! Happy Holidays, here's your joy. (She waves her arm and spreads her joy.)
Phoebe: Wow! Im-Im so happy for you guys. (To Ross) This is so-so, not stupid.
Phoebe: That shes gonna move in with you and maybe then shell fall in love with you and then when she finds out youre already married, shell just be happy. Yknow? Youre just, youre very sad.
Chandler: Were you're parents happy, or something?
(Joey gets all happy with himself, while the rest of the gang is less than enthused.)
Chandler: Scared? Happy?
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Gary: (suddenly happy) Really?!
Phoebe: Uh-huh! (They hug.) I'm so happy. (She's not happy.)
Phoebe: Living with you would make me happy.
Phoebe: Guys, Im happy too.
Chandler: (To Monica) Happy plane-aversary.
Monica: Fine! Happy Anniversary!
Joey: Well look, Im breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?
Ross: Just the one divorce in '99! Y'know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Chandler: Yes you did! You look happy and sick; you smoked!
Chandler: Why wouldnt they be happy?
Chandler: Why havent you told them?! Wouldnt they be happy?!
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Ross: Happy Thanksgiving!
Joey: Yeah, hey hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
The Girls: Happy Thanksgiving!
Janine: (She takes his hands) 3, 2, 1. (She kisses him) Happy New Year.
Joey: No! Year! Happy No Year!
Monica: Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so, I would like that too.
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....
All: (watching the ball drop) 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Joey: (singing) "Happy birthday to you!"
Chandler: (to his children) Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!
Ross: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
Phoebe: (singing) Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Chandler: Because I'm very happy for him! (To Monica) And you, you lucky dog!
Phoebe: Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Gary: Sweethart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you. It's fine! We don't have to move in together. I justI want you to be happy
Phoebe: Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Phoebe: I know, theyre gonna be so happy together.
Ross: (stands up) Thats great! Are you happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form!
Phoebe: Me too! So happy for them!
(Chandler laughs, turns, and sees that Ross and Joey arent happy.)
Rachel: No! Im so happy for them!
(Rachel gets all happy.)
Rachel: I mean Im probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean whats 2%? Thats nothing.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Ross: Wow! Happy Monicas night!
Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?
Monica: Im sick of the signs! Its too fast, Im happy the way things are!
Phoebe: ( in a soothing voice) Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinky-plunky music. Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place. Okay, tell me your happy place.