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JOEY: Oh that's nice. Happy birthday Rachel, here's some goo.
JOEY: [as they're walking out, Dr. Greene questioningly gestures at the Happy Birthday sign over the door] This is clearly in the wrong apartment. [they all walk across the hall]
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
MR. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetpea.
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
Joey: Well look, Im breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?
Chandler: (To Monica) Happy plane-aversary.
Monica: Fine! Happy Anniversary!
Phoebe: Guys, Im happy too.
Ross: Just the one divorce in '99! Y'know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Chandler: Yes you did! You look happy and sick; you smoked!
Chandler: Why havent you told them?! Wouldnt they be happy?!
Chandler: Why wouldnt they be happy?
Janine: (She takes his hands) 3, 2, 1. (She kisses him) Happy New Year.
Ross: Happy Thanksgiving!
Joey: Yeah, hey hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
The Girls: Happy Thanksgiving!
Joey: No! Year! Happy No Year!
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....
Monica: Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so, I would like that too.
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
Joey: (singing) "Happy birthday to you!"
Chandler: (to his children) Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!
Ross: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Phoebe: (singing) Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
All: (watching the ball drop) 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Chandler: Because I'm very happy for him! (To Monica) And you, you lucky dog!
(Chandler laughs, turns, and sees that Ross and Joey arent happy.)
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
Gary: Sweethart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you. It's fine! We don't have to move in together. I justI want you to be happy
Phoebe: Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.
Phoebe: Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Phoebe: I know, theyre gonna be so happy together.
Ross: (stands up) Thats great! Are you happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form!
(Ross isnt happy and closes the door slowly.)
Rachel: No! Im so happy for them!
Rachel: I mean Im probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean whats 2%? Thats nothing.
Ross: Wow! Happy Monicas night!
Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?
Phoebe: Me too! So happy for them!
(Rachel gets all happy.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Phoebe: ( in a soothing voice) Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinky-plunky music. Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place. Okay, tell me your happy place.
Monica: Im sick of the signs! Its too fast, Im happy the way things are!
Rachel: Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant.
Monica: Im so happy for you!
Doug: So, in conclusion, the lines all go up (points to the chart), so Im happy. Great job team! Tomorrow at 8:30. (They start to leave) Phil! Nice job. (smacks him on the butt) Stevens! Way to go! (smacks him on the butt) Joel-burg, you maniac! I love ya! (smacks him on the butt) (Chandler walks up) Bing! Good job, couldnt have done it without ya. (he shakes his hand)
Joey: Was she happy you gave her the job?
Rachel: Im so happy and not at all jealous.
Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.
Ross: (entering) Hey everybody! Happy Thanksgiving!
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
Monica: (to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?
Ross: You're welcome, Ben. Merry Christmas, ooh, and Happy Hanukkah!
Ross: Happy birthday!!!
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!
Mr. Geller: Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug! (Starts to get up.)
Monica: Happy birthday!!!
Joey: I do Rach. I do, and I so happy for you. (They hug.)
Joey: No! No, I-I just wanna thank you guys for what you did for my parents, that was really sweet. Theyre so happy they get to be a part of your special day.
Monica: (starting to cry) Im so happy for me.
Joey: Hey, finished my recommendation. (he hands it over to Chandler) Here. And I think you’ll be very, very happy. It’s the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.
Mona: Id be happy to. (To Ross) You are very sweet.
Phoebe: Happy thirtieth birthday! Here! (Hands her the hippity-hop.) Its for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth!
ROSS: No no no, I mean, hey, why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me if I couldn't revel in your joy? I'm revelling baby, believe me!
Phoebe: Oh, I-I gave them the puppy and it made them so happy that I decided Im gonna carry their baby.
[Time lapse, Ross has been demoted to the back seat with Joey and Chandler. He's not too happy about it.]
Chandler: I know it would make me happy, maam.
Phoebe: Huh. Okay. Well, Im really happy for you. (Starts to walk away.)
Rachel: Yeah, Im pretty confident about that. Thats what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.
Joey: (To Phoebe) Im so happy!
Ross: Now Im so happy.
Chandler: Steps! (He opens the door to his apartment to Ross and Joey looking at the new Playboy) Slut! (Ross and Joey quickly hide the Playboy behind their backs. Chandler wonders into the girls apartment.) You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!
Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat...(cut)...I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (She hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket.)
Rachel: Well, that-thats not your choice. Happy Halloween!
Joey: You're a lucky man. You know what I miss the most about her? That cute nibbly noise when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel.
Joey: Oh sureAnd hey, dont get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. I just I miss hanging out just-just us, yknow?
Rachel: Yeah, I-I heard. (Pause, everyone looks at each other, waiting for Rachels reaction.) I think its great! (Hugs Ross.) Ohh, Im so happy for you!
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very happy were gonna have all the sex.
Ross: Okay. (Not happy about it.)
Joey: Wow! (Tearing up) Well, uh Hey! Im really happy for you guys! Congratulations! (Kisses Monica on the cheek) See you later. (Starts for the door on the verge of tears as Monica stops him.)
Chandler: Well thats good. Because you didnt! And Im incredibly happy for ya!!
Phoebe: Happy Thanksgiving!
Will: Happy Thanksgiving!
Chandler: Yeah, she was at Rockefeller Center skating with her husband, she looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kids pretzel at them.
Rachel: Oh. <opens door preparing herself and then happily says> Amy! Happy Thanksgiving.
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im so happy things worked out for us that were having this baby together. I love you so much.
Chandler: Happy Valentines!
Rachel: Hi! Hey, Happy Valentines Day!
Ross: (handing Mona the present) Happy Valentines Day! Or something to remember me by.
Joey: You dont have to seem so happy about it.
Chandler: And look how happy the mom is now!
Phoebe: That’s right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For there’s no greater gift, than the gift of music. (she starts singing) Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!
ROSS: No, no, I don't wanna put it off, I just, God I just, I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable, ya know, and now, now I'm actually happy. You know, I mean, really happy. I just, I just don't wanna, I don't wanna mess it up, ya know.
Phoebe: Hey, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving!
Joey: Hey happy Thanksgiving.. Pheebs! <motions her to come over>
Phoebe: Much less happy!