words in movies
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left.
Joey: We want you to be happy. And I may only have a couple beers in me, but... I love you, man. (Joey gives Ross a hug)
Phoebe: (to the squirrel) Okay, stop tormenting me! This mink! Okay, they're mean! And they hate squirrels! And y'know, okay, most of these probably wanted to be coats! (The squirrel stares at her.) All right, fine, now I get it. (To the clerk.) Here. (She hands him her coat.) You take it. (To the squirrel.) Are you happy now? I'm cold!
Phoebe: Thank you! And Happy Holidays.
Phoebe: Thank you, Happy Holidays.
ROSS: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Rachel: (To Joey) Happy New Year, Joey!
Ross: (To Phoebe) Happy New Year, Pheebs!
Chandler: (To Monica) Happy New Year!
Monica: Happy New Year.
Ross: Oh absolutely! It has been in my family for generations, and every bride who has worn it has had a long and happy life.
Rachel: Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here. (Kicks the sign) Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!
Joey: Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.
Phoebe: (singing) Happy, happy Chanukah, Chandler and Monica. Very merry
Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
Rachel: Its all gonna be okay. Theyre just so happy that Im not suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. So long as I understand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any other child I should bear.
Phoebe: Okay, see, see, everyone else is happy shes done.
Phoebe: Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed.
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)
(After she's left, Ross gets really happy and starts kissing the card. Suddenly, she returns.)
Mr. Geller: Ohh forget it. Too hell with tradition, were happy to do it.
Phoebe: I cant believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmothers legacy is this crumb. (She picks it up with her finger and holds it out to Monica.) I wish you a long and happy marriage.
Phoebe: Okay! Thanks! Happy Holidays, here's your joy. (She waves her arm and spreads her joy.)
Phoebe: That shes gonna move in with you and maybe then shell fall in love with you and then when she finds out youre already married, shell just be happy. Yknow? Youre just, youre very sad.
Phoebe: Wow! Im-Im so happy for you guys. (To Ross) This is so-so, not stupid.
(Joey gets all happy with himself, while the rest of the gang is less than enthused.)
Chandler: Scared? Happy?
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Phoebe: Uh-huh! (They hug.) I'm so happy. (She's not happy.)
Chandler: Were you're parents happy, or something?
Gary: (suddenly happy) Really?!
Joey: Well look, Im breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?
Phoebe: Living with you would make me happy.
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Phoebe: Guys, Im happy too.
Chandler: (To Monica) Happy plane-aversary.
Monica: Fine! Happy Anniversary!
Ross: Just the one divorce in '99! Y'know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.
JOEY: Oh that's nice. Happy birthday Rachel, here's some goo.
Chandler: Yes you did! You look happy and sick; you smoked!
Chandler: Why havent you told them?! Wouldnt they be happy?!
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Chandler: Why wouldnt they be happy?
Joey: No! Year! Happy No Year!
Ross: Happy Thanksgiving!
Joey: Yeah, hey hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
The Girls: Happy Thanksgiving!
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Janine: (She takes his hands) 3, 2, 1. (She kisses him) Happy New Year.
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....
Monica: Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so, I would like that too.
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
Joey: (singing) "Happy birthday to you!"
Chandler: (to his children) Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!
Ross: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Chandler: Because I'm very happy for him! (To Monica) And you, you lucky dog!
All: (watching the ball drop) 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Phoebe: (singing) Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Phoebe: Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!
Phoebe: Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
Ross: (stands up) Thats great! Are you happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form!
Gary: Sweethart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you. It's fine! We don't have to move in together. I justI want you to be happy
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
(Chandler laughs, turns, and sees that Ross and Joey arent happy.)
Phoebe: Me too! So happy for them!
(Ross isnt happy and closes the door slowly.)
Phoebe: I know, theyre gonna be so happy together.
(Rachel gets all happy.)
Ross: Wow! Happy Monicas night!
Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?
Rachel: No! Im so happy for them!
Rachel: I mean Im probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean whats 2%? Thats nothing.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Monica: Im sick of the signs! Its too fast, Im happy the way things are!
Phoebe: ( in a soothing voice) Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinky-plunky music. Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place. Okay, tell me your happy place.
Doug: So, in conclusion, the lines all go up (points to the chart), so Im happy. Great job team! Tomorrow at 8:30. (They start to leave) Phil! Nice job. (smacks him on the butt) Stevens! Way to go! (smacks him on the butt) Joel-burg, you maniac! I love ya! (smacks him on the butt) (Chandler walks up) Bing! Good job, couldnt have done it without ya. (he shakes his hand)
Monica: Im so happy for you!
Rachel: Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant.
Joey: Was she happy you gave her the job?
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
Ross: (entering) Hey everybody! Happy Thanksgiving!
Rachel: Im so happy and not at all jealous.
Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
Mr. Geller: Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug! (Starts to get up.)
Ross: You're welcome, Ben. Merry Christmas, ooh, and Happy Hanukkah!
Monica: (to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!
Phoebe: Oh, I-I gave them the puppy and it made them so happy that I decided Im gonna carry their baby.
Ross: Happy birthday!!!
Monica: Happy birthday!!!
Phoebe: Happy thirtieth birthday! Here! (Hands her the hippity-hop.) Its for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth!
ROSS: No no no, I mean, hey, why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me if I couldn't revel in your joy? I'm revelling baby, believe me!
Joey: No! No, I-I just wanna thank you guys for what you did for my parents, that was really sweet. Theyre so happy they get to be a part of your special day.
[Time lapse, Ross has been demoted to the back seat with Joey and Chandler. He's not too happy about it.]
Mona: Id be happy to. (To Ross) You are very sweet.
Chandler: I know it would make me happy, maam.