words in movies
Rachel: (interrupting him) No-no-no-no-no Ross! Please, come on we do not have any of the big stuff we need! We do not a changing table! We do not have a crib! We do not have a diaper service!
Ross: Okay look, theres nothing to worry about. We have plenty of time. Theres a great baby furniture store on west 10th. Tomorrow, we will go there and we will get you everything that you need. Okay?
Joey: Sure, I can hang out til I have to meet ya. (To Chandler) What uhHow come youre not going?
Chandler: I have a job interview I have to get ready for.
Joey: I thought you already have a job.
Cashier: Oh no-no, Im fascinated by paleontology. Have you read the new Walter Alvarez book?
Monica: Well umm, they both have a egg yolk and butter base, but a bearnaise has shallots, shirvel, and most importantly tarragon.
Rachel: So you guys go, have a really good time.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Yeah please, you guys have fun.
Phoebe: All right, dont freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. How long before you have to leave?
The Interviewer: Now youll be heading a whole division, so youll have a lot of duties.
The Interviewer: All right then, well have a definite answer for you on Monday, but I think I can say with some confidence, youll fit in well here.
Rachel: No, not really. Youre pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
Chandler: Look, I understand, but I have to put my foot down. Okay? The answer is no.
Monica: How many kids were we gonna have?
Male Jeweler: Uh yes, I have these two rather beautiful $5 bills. (Holds them up from his pocket.)
Joey: Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didnt have the car! Right?
Monica: Oh, I already have one.
Monica: No, you dont want this. I want to have your grandmothers cookie recipe.
Chandler: Well, its good that you finally have a place to do that.
Monica: Oh, just so you know, you-you have to let him win.
Ross: Oh, we have to get you an engagement present?
Phoebe: Well, same thing we did all day, hang out at Gary's apartment. He is so amazing, we never left the bedroom. But have fun at the movie.
Joey: Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldnt stand the smell of them. But I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though. And uh, its a couple weeks past its expiration date, so its got a bit of a kick.
Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! Yknow its bad enough thatOw! Oh, you have got to be kidding!
Ross: Oh... (to the others) Little heads-up would have been nice.
Ross: Cause otherwise theyd have to call it the room room.
Joey: Look, it's okay, no, no, no, really, look um, I really appreciate this Pheebs, but I think I'm gonna have to go back to Estelle.
Ross: You have to respect the sea! (Storms off.)
Ross: It's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long I've been an admirer of your work, I mean, that Nobel prize, (he thumbs up) whoooo! I mean, I have to tell you that, you're one of the reasons I got into the field.
Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.
Monica: Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade.
Rachel: Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh, (points to Rosss seat.) he will have a white wine spritzer. Woo! (Looks out the window.) Hey, look at that, the airports moving. (Realizes that thats not how it works.) Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? Hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the captain know that were moving? (Sits back in defeat.) Oh my God. Oh, my gosh.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. (Walks over to him.) Excuse me sir? Could you come with me please? You have a phone call.
Joey: Well obviously this is a mistake! You cant be pregnant! Because you have to have sex to get pregnant!
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
Monica: Well, I mean what about friends of your grandmothers? Wouldnt they have the recipe?
Phoebe: Well, yknow I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, Nesele Tolouse.
(Rachel slowly spins around, finally noticing that the lights have outstayed their welcome.)
Mac: Well, I couldnt have done it without you buddy. Youre a genius.
Monica: And I have costumes.
Rachel: Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?
Ross: Okay, I have a problem I have to go into work for a few hours, some kids messed up the Homo Sapien display.
Joey: Oh wow thats a great idea! And I still have his credit card.
Rachel: Chandler, you have an assistant right?
Doug: So, in conclusion, the lines all go up (points to the chart), so Im happy. Great job team! Tomorrow at 8:30. (They start to leave) Phil! Nice job. (smacks him on the butt) Stevens! Way to go! (smacks him on the butt) Joel-burg, you maniac! I love ya! (smacks him on the butt) (Chandler walks up) Bing! Good job, couldnt have done it without ya. (he shakes his hand)
Rachel: I know. (Starts to cry) Yeah, see, theres so much to do and I have so little time to do it in.
RACHEL: Uhh, I mean this is like reading about my own life. I mean this book could have been called 'Be Your Own Windkeeper Rachel'.
Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.
Ross: Yeah, but we-we have to be at the Four Seasons for drinks in 15 minutes and then yknow, then The Plaza for dinner.
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Chandler: (To Monica) You have no trouble telling time now right?
Rachel: Really?! (Taking his resume) Okay well then, all right, well just have a seat there. Umm, so whatswhat iswhats your name?
Tag: Do you have a minute?
Phoebe: So have you decided on a band for the wedding? Because, yknow, Im kinda musical.
Monica: Of course! (She mouths, "I have no idea," to the rest of the gang.)
Monica: Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile.
Rachel: Yknow what, I-I have to go talk to her, would you let me just get changed?
Phoebe: (entering) Have I gone deaf?
Joey: No, Chandler. Look, forget about it, okay? Look, I know things have been a little tight since Janine moved out. Oh, was she hot.
Ross: I like this one. (Points to it.) It seems to say, "I love you and thats why I have to kill you."
Phoebe: I dont have it!
Rachel: Oh, I dont know. Well maybe its just the idea of Barry for the rest of my life. I dont know I think I feel like I need to have one last fling, y'know, just to sorta get it out of my system. (Chandler is listening in very intensely)
Rachel: Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?
Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
RICHARD: If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.
Joey: Yknow, we dont have to imagine.
Monica: Because then I dont have to!
Joey: Oh, yknow what? Since Im here, I think Im gonna have me a little beer on the port side. (Grabs and opens one.)
Rachel: (shocked) You have been maid of honor before?!!
(Monica does a fake laugh. For the laughs, you'll have to see the episode. I can't describe them.)
Chandler: Do you have my credit card?
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
Monica: All right, I I have to ask.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julies.]
Monica: Why dont you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldnt have to apologize.
Monica: (sits next to him) Phoebe, its okay that you dont want me to be your girlfriend because I have the best boyfriend.
Alice: Yeah. Y'know we-we talked about just living together, but um, we want to have kids right away.
Rachel: Well Joey, youll probably get it. But you should probably your-your gracious loser face. Yknow when like the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed but also that your colleague deserved to win. Yknow? So its sorta like (Does it, youll have to see it.)
Monica: Would it really have been that easy?
Phoebe: The coins have finally forgiven me!
Phoebe: She is so amazing! You have no idea.
Pete: Oh, one other thing. Hoshi thinks that you being ringside may have affected my concentration.
Ross: Now, I know you wanted to bond with my dad, but did you really have to bond to that part?
Phoebe: Thats easy! You just have to think of him as a-as a jar of pickles that wont open.
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.
Joey: How can you say that?! The Mets have no closer!
Phoebe: Does Joey have any idea?
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
RYAN: Phoebe, I have spent the last eight months in a steel tube with men, thinking about this moment. I am not gonna let a bunch of itchy spots stand between us. [He walks to her and kisses her.]
Chandler: Well, yknow, youre-youre gonna meet somebody! Youre a great catch! Yknow when I was telling all those guys about you, I didnt have to lie once. (He sits down on the arm of her chair)
Joey: Hey! (Monica turns and looks at him) Now Im a man of the cloth, but I still have feelings!
Monica: Oh my God! Oh my God! You have to go!
Ross: Wow, how many have you got?
Rachel: Well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know... you're food is so delicious and perfect, you can never have too many of those pumpkin things.
Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!
Joey: Dude-dude, who would you rather have kiss your sister, me or Chandler?
Janice: (starting to cry) Do you have any tissues?
RACHEL: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
Joey: All right, well I guess Ill just have to do what I do on dates.
Chandler: (to Joey) I have to! Okay? It's time! (Joey shrugs as if to say, "Do what you have to do") Okay, I hate dogs.
Ross: A new place for a new Ross. I'm gonna have you and all the guys from work over once it's y'know, furnished.
Rachel: (to Monica and Phoebe) Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?
Tag: You have all the answers, don't you?
(Phoebe gets up from the table, and while her back is turned, Rachel and Monica indicate via sign language that they each would have picked the other.)
Ross: Well, I dont think we are gonna have that problem, but maybe thats just because I am not emotionally unavailable!
Mr. Geller: Ok, I have dandruff. Theres no need to laugh and point.
Rachel: Ohhh! Well of course I will watch him! We have fun, dont we Ben? (He nods yes.)
Tim: Well, youve got a little scratch on your cornea, your gonna have to wear a patch for a couple of days.
Rachel: Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday.
Phoebe: We have good news, look whose back!