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Phoebe: No, I know, Im just nervous. Y'know its just y'know Moms dead, dont talk to my sister, Grandmas been sleeping a lot lately. Its like the last desperate chance to have a family, y'know, kinda thing. Youre so sweet to wait with me.
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one cant get mad.
Monica: First, I need a boyfriend, then I can have a list.
Rachel: Well, so, now, do you guys have a lot of big plans?
Phoebe: Oh right, yeah okay, my Mom could, and I cant. We dont have that....
Ross: Yeah, its hard okay, I only have two spots left.
Phoebe: I dont have time for this.
Chandler: (entering) Have you seen Joey?
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Phoebe: You cant have sex with her!
Ross: Well, yeah, kinda. Um, but thats okay, see we have an understanding, um, see we each have this list of five famous people, (gets his out) so Im allowed to sleep with you. No, no, no, its flattery.
Isabella: ...because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys and yesterday I bumped you for that guy over there. (points at a guy and leaves)
Chandler: Oh, I think I have the cash.
Ross: (gasps) Hi... There she is. Hi Emma. Oh my God, I missed you. (kisses her) Oh Emma, I missed you so much. Hey... Did you have a good time with grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of anti-depressants again to use as a rattle? (to Rachel)
Chandler: Wow, youre, youre right. I have a horrible, horrible name.
PHOEBE: Oh, no no, that side doesn't have one, the paramedics had to cut through it. [Chandler jumps out of the car]
[Scene: The Animal Hospital, the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring. Joey is pacing around like an expectant father.]
Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.
Monica: Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the Geller Bowl.
Chandler: I have no name.
Chandler: Yes it is! From now on, I have no first name.
Monica: Honey, listen... You have nothing to worry about with Geoffrey.
Mr. Burgin: So, have you kids eaten yet?
Phoebe: Yeah, but you have to keep the name too!
Rachel: HEY!! Do you have to do that? Its Saturday!
Monica: Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did.
RACHEL: Oh, I'm sorry. You know what? I cannot have this conversation with you. I mean, god, you just come in here, and drop this bomb on me, before you even tell Daddy. What? What do you want? Do you want my blessing?
Joey: You have Knicks tickets?
Monica: I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
Ross: Nothing! Theres nothing to do! I mean, she lives there, I live here. I mean, she-shed have to uh, move here. She should move here!
Phoebe: Okay. Umm, ooh, oohoh, I have a game!
Phoebe: Oh, I have cards!
Phoebe: Ohh! (She moves.) Oh my. Oh, that reminds me, I have to see my OB-GYN today.
Monica: Come on! Come on, if we have sex again itll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closets still available?
Rachel: Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.
Rachel: I can get a quick bite to eat, but then I have to come back up here.
Rachel: (checks her watch) Fifty-two minutes. (Pause) So no-no brothers and sisters, huh? That must be nice. You dont have to share stuff.
Rachel: All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.
Monica: You dont have to stick up for her. She cant here you.
MONICA: It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, ya know, and I don't know, what do I do?
Emily: Well I mean, youre American to start with. You dont even have rugby here.
Chandler: They dont have those.
Phoebe: Thats sweat. You throw up all morning, youll have that glow too.
Ross: Hey, do uh, do you have a minute?
The Salesman: You dont have, anything?
Ross: Hey, if mommy can have a wife, daddy can have a bra.
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
Phoebe: Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head up a dead animal.
Phoebe: Come on, you guys, you have nothing to lose, I have everything to lose. Do you want me to lose everything? Everything?!
Phoebe: No, you have to let me in right now!!
Rachel: Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin sail up the Hudson! Youve got the wind in your h(sees that hes bald)arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that youve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin! You canooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when youre old, Cappy.
Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
Ross: Hey, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment.
Rachel: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!
Rachel: I could not have done this without you.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah. Well maybe you have heard about the Rent Stabilization Act of 1968!
Ross: Yeah, well you never have the time. I mean, I dont feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore, Rachel.
Mike: Yeah. We have rat babies now.
ROSS: So do you have like any nuclear weapons on board?
Monica: Why don't you just have a seat here? (he sits at the table, then tries to secretly eat the Gummi-bears. Monica spots him.) OK... give me the Gummi-bears.
Man: Well umm, if you have sometime yknow and maybe you might want to visit someone else
Ross: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
Mrs. Geller: (to Ross on the stairs) I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
Rachel: Yeah! Im gonna have a boyfriend, youre gonna have a girlfriend
Chandler: Well now you have two. Hey, I am good at math.
Woman On Train: Were at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?
Young Ethan: Uh, listen um, as long as we're telling stuff, uh, I have another one for you. I'm a little younger than I said.
Joey: Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman! (Starts for his room.) And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition! Okay, look, if I have to pretend I don't know about you two, then you two are gonna have to pretend there's nothing to know about.
Chandler: Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs out his cigarette.)
The Saleslady: Yes! I have it right here. (Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the dress.) Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?
Mrs. Lynch: (starting to cry) No, Im sorry. I have to go. (She leaves as Sophie arrives.)
PHOEBE: I can see that, 'cause they both have those big brown eyes and, ya know, the little pouty chin. MONICA: And the fact that they're both monkeys.
Ross: Oh hi! Hello! Uh, have you come to ask me some more paleontology related questions? Uhm... your grandmother's nickname, perhaps? (Now yelling) Aunt Margaret's pants size?
Joey: Dude, I screwed up, you dont have to turn me in!
Rachel: Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!
Ross: Well then a small one!! Listen, lets, we kinda have to get going!
Phoebe: Oh, have a great wedding!
Rachel: Have fun!
PHOEBE: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. You are not gonna believe this. I have just been discovered.
Rachel: God! DontWe cant let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait shell be in the gown and then he wont show up and then shes gonna have to take off the gown
Rachel: Oh, I dont know. I guess we have to eat.
Ross: Yeah, but you were the one who got him back, y'know? You, you were great. ...Hey, we uh, we still have that, uh, that bottle of wine. You in the mood for, uh, something grape?
Emily: We dont have to.
Phoebe: Oh, it's so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune.
Monica: Please. Half the guys out there have makeup on.
Chandler: Okay. Listen-listen, were not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we?
Monica: Because I know that you think the lottery is "boohaki" but we're all here and gonna watch the numbers and have fun. And you're my brother, and I want you to be a part of this.
Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?
Emily: Monica, why have you brought me here of all places?!
Monica: Ohh. And I dont even have a date.
CHANDLER: Don't you have to be Claymation to say stuff like that?
(He looks to Chandler, who doesnt have a clue.)
Rachel: What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice! Look, y'know what, either it does or it doesnt, and if you have to even think about it...
Ticket Agent: And I do have one seat left.
Phoebe: Ohh! Okay, Im going to have to kick her ass too.
Mr. Waltham: Ahh, then you have to give us the lawn ornaments.
Mr. Treeger: (measures the top of the doorframe) Whoa! This looks like an all day job, Ill have to cancel my yoga class. (Ross walks up.) Hey Ross!
Phoebe: (Angrily.) Hey, were the hell have you been?!
Phoebe: I KNOW THAT!!! You have to stop her!! Shes going to ruin the wedding!!
Joey: Have you seen Monica?
Mr. Waltham: (Pleading.) You-you have to meet me in the middle here.
Phoebe: Before I start, I just wanna say that umm, I have a cold, so if I sneeze in the middle of song, it's not on purpose. Oh, except the last verse of Pepper People. (Starts to sing) Smelly cat, smelly cat. What are they feeding you? (Stops singing) This chick sounds good. (Singing) Smelly cat, smelly--(stops singing) Hey Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey.
Rachel: I didnt have to, because I was wearing my I heart Ross sandwich board and ringing my bell.
Joey: Man, it must be so cool remembering stuff like that! I don't have any past life memories.
Phoebe: No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!
Monica: I know. How could we have let this happen?
Ross: Huh, whats fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Rosss mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?
RACHEL: Well, then, you'll just have to eat the other lamps.
Phoebe: No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachels coming to London.
Rachel: All right, yknow what, come on, do we really have to watch this while we eat? (She makes a move for the remote.)
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.