words in movies
Chandler: Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?!
Phoebe: Then yes that is what Im having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)
Monica: Honey, having a heart attack is natures way of telling you to slow it down.
Chandler: I always thought having a heart attack was natures way of telling you to die! (Phoebe glares at him.) But youre not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but youre not gonna die today. I wish I was dead.
Phoebe: Im having another heart attack!
Phoebe: Im having another heart attack!! Call 9-1-1!!
Phoebe: Well, they fired me and Im having heart attack.
Rachel: Oh please, they're having sex.
Chandler: You look great. I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner, you know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them.
Phoebe: Oh that's my grandma. (Joey holds the box away from him.) And thanks Joey she's having a really great time. (Joey is happy now.)
(Suddenly, theres movement beside her, startling her. Its Ross! He wakes up and they both start screaming in terror. Then they both grab their heads having aggravated their hangovers.)
Rachel: I mean, do you think there are people who go through life never having that kind of...
Ross: (in a deep voice) I'll have whatever Christine is having.
Ross: But having a dove place the ring on your finger wouldve been no problem?
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight with you Ross! Look, urrgh, maybe we should take a break.
Ross: I don't know. It's going to be weird not having a job for a while, but I, I definitely don't care about my sandwich.
Phoebe: Why do you think, she's having so much fun living with Joey?
DR. BURKE: Ya know, she's having another baby.
Ross: I'm fine. Just-just... having my worst fear realised...
Ross: I'm having a son. Um...
Ross: I'm having a boy! Oh, I'm having a boy!
Joey: And it is a love that is based on having and giving and receiv(Shuts up on Monicas glare.)
Chandler: Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs redused. (Ross looks at her.) It's a whole big boob story.
Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good. (Joey pats Ross on his back)
Rachel: Well, uh something about having second thoughts about the wedding and did you guys make a mistake breaking up and uh, she wants you to call her.
Ross: I'm having a boy! I-I'm having a boy!
Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.
Rachel: Umm, our situation. Yknow umm, what we mean to each other. And I mean we-were having this baby together, and we live together. Isnt that, isnt that weird?
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?
Teacher: Lights please? And thats having a baby. Next week is our final class.
Rachel: Ooh, and it's so nice having this little sink here...
Ross: Well, Rachel's having drinks with him tonight.
Ross: What? (his beeper goes off) Great, now I'm having a baby.
Rachel: Even when we were having sex in that chair?
Rachel: Uh...no. No, no, in fact, you're not having a boy.
Monica: Oh no, she's out having drinks with Carl.
Girls: Yes, you're having a boy! (Monica runs over and hugs Ross)
ROSS: What's wrong with people having sex?
RACHEL: Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see.
[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]
CHANDLER: Ok. Ok. Having a phone has finally paid off.
Ross: I always knew I was havin a baby, I just never realised the baby was having me.
Ross: I'm having a baby in here! Ok, everyone stand back. (Walks backwards as if he is going to break down the door, but steps in a bucket and falls) Ow.
RACH: Oh, you're not having fun, are you?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl.]
RACH: What? What is so strange about me having a date?
RACHEL: Hey, Mom? Having fun?
Ross: Nah, I dunno... I think you reach a certain age, having a roommate is kinda pathe- (Realises) ....sorry, that's, that's 'pathet', which is Sanskrit for 'really cool way to live'.
MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.
PHOEBE: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.
Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?
MONICA: Oh it's not big, not at all, you know, kinda the same lines as, say, oh I don't know, having a third nipple.
ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no, don't go! I've scared ya'! I've said too much! I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! (Janice leaves, Chandler then calls Janice to leave a message on her machine) Hey, Janice! It's me. Um, yeah, I-I-I just wanna apologize in advance for having chased you down the street. (runs out the door)
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
(Ross resumes playing, this time accompanied by Phoebe screeching out Es in tune with Ross. While Phoebe is singing along, Rachel is having a very difficult time keeping a straight face. Thankfully, Ross gives up after a little while.)
Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but its also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)
CHANDLER: Yeah, I wouldn't know having missed everything.
Ross: She's not here yet. She's not here. She's having my baby and she's not here.
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
Monica: 'S'going pretty good, y'know? It's nice, and, we're having fun.
Ross: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
MNCA: Well, we just happen to go to alot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or... or to a club, or to the... zoo.
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?
Joey: Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I'm having sex.
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What about you, having those babies for your brother? Talk about selfish!
Monica: I'm talking about me having a baby.
Rachel: (in a low voice) We ended up having sex in his chair.
Rachel: Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
Rachel: Hi! So Im out having lunch at Monicas and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdales and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and hes gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Ross and Chandler. Monica is making food, and having everyone try it.]
Joey: What? Me having a job?
RACHEL: No! They didn't even talk to each other. God, how was I supposed to know they were having problems?
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
Monica: Well, I was having a conversation.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch.]
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
Alice: None. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, were just gonna be right over there (points to the counter) having coffee.
Ross: Oh, Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 911, it means she's having a baby, otherwise I just ignore it.
Chandler: (smiling again) oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks. I can't believe I didn't even think of that. I guess I was just so worried about having to... come here and do... 'that'...
Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.
Joey: Okay, good, good, good, cause, good, cause I was kinda having second thoughts too.
Monica: All right! Okay, its just Phoebe. Wills still on a diet, Chandler doesnt eat Thanksgiving food, and Rachels having her aversion to poultry.
Chandler: Having a swim.
Joey: Ooh-ooh, I! I am thankful for this beautiful fall we've been having.
(We see Ross and Bonnie laughing and having a good time.)
Phoebe: Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. Oh my god. He's not alone. Ugly Naked Guy's having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal.
Rachel: Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope thats okay.
Rachel: Oh thats all right! Yknow, I ended up having a really good time. Yknow, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Chandler is having dinner with Dana.]
Monica: Oh umm, how about your mom dying, or having to live on the streets when you were 14?
Phoebe: I've always wanted to live with a guy. "Pick up your socks!" "Put down the toilet seat!" "No! We're not having sex anymore!" It's gonna be fun!
Chandler: You dont turn and slide, you throw it out! Im tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed!
Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?
Joey: It's easy, you just walk in on them having sex.
Charlie: I guess. There was hum... (she breathes deeply) there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey. I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone (pause) else.
Chandler: And Im blah? Listen, the only thing more boring than watching modern dance is having to listen to you talk about it, (Imitating her) "Oh Chandler, I just lost myself in the moment."
PHOEBE: I know. We didn't do any of the romantic things I had planned, like having a picnic at Central Park and ya know, coffee at Central Perk. Oh I just got that. [They kiss.]
MONICA: You know, the guys are probably having a great time.
Joey: So, were having fun, right?
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are having a little tug-of-war with his pants.]
Ross: So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
Chandler: Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!