words in movies
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross is having lunch with his father who is examining his next forkful.]
Mr. Geller: I tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dried tomato business. Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, here's a tomato that looks like a prune, I'd say "get out of my office!"
Chandler: What is the point of having them if we never use them?
The Teacher: Right. Are you looking for Jacks parents to discuss the problems hes having with Ben? (Phoebe nods Yes.) Yeah. Because I really do think the parents should sit down and have a conversation.
Rachel: Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
Rachel: Were having a girl?
Rachel: Were having a girl.
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im so happy things worked out for us that were having this baby together. I love you so much.
Joey: Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe shes having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!
Ross: Yes lets. Yknow what? Uh, its-its not important. What is important is that, is that were having a baby. And its notDoesnt matter who came on to who.
Monica: I know. Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever? We may have just started a family. Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby.
[Scene: Hillarys apartmen,. Hillary and Ross are having dinner. He is avoiding opening his mouth.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents.]
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are having dinner.]
Joey: Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didnt want you to worry about me. But, Im having surgery today.
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! I dont want to go. Im having fun.
Ross: True, but youre allowed to be unreasonable. Youre having our baby.
Ross: Were having a baby.
Phoebe: Is Rachel having the baby?
(During the mutual contraction Julie takes a moment to point out theyre having a contraction at the same time.)
Ross: Okay. (Closes the door.) (To Phoebe) I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?
Chandler: Look, weve always talked about having babies someday. Im not saying it has to be right now, but Im starting to think that we can handle it. Were good. Were really good.
Mr. Geller: I think there are people in there having sex.
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
Julie: Oh honey, I think Im having one too!
Rachel: No! It didnt! Thats what I want to talk to you about. (starts to break up) Now, just to brief you (starts to cry) I may cry, but they are not tears of sadness or of anger, but just of me having this discussion with you.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the girls are having breakfast.]
Joey: yeah and hey thanks again for letting me having that last piece of cake at the restaurant.
Joey: Because you two were having sex!
Ross: Are you kidding? Look, were not gonna be together just because were having a baby. Okay?
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Monica: I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so...
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentines Day (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, its about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those arent stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?
Rachel: Honey, y'know I just gotta tell you, I think this is such a terrific thing you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.
Monica: Honey, having a heart attack is natures way of telling you to slow it down.
Phoebe: What are people having, the garlic Martini?
Chandler: And that would have made the official party line. (Joey nods) Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.
MONICA: Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time.� Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult.� Tell him that what little time we have is precious.
Phoebe: Well, I heard youre having a problem with one of the boys in your class. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Now umm, the boys name is Stings son.
Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
Ross: No! That would be stupid! You're having it for me!
Phoebe: Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...
Joey: Yeah, I'm... I'm kind of having a little problem.
Rachel: (angry) You are having a party tonight??
Monica: Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof!
The Museum Official: (on machine) I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available
Joey: (bewildered) Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun!
Ross: (shaking head) Oh Joey, Joey! But still, I mean, it seems like you guys are having a great time together.
Joey: Hey, dont start judging me! (To Rachel) Huh? Youre the one whos in love with her assistant! (To Phoebe) Huh? And you, youre the one having the affair with the guy who keeps the pigeons on the roof!
Ross: Wha...? Oh sure, now they lock it, but when they're having sex on the couch, its like: "Come on in, my butt is surprisingly hairy".
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Listen to you talkin about having kids. Oh my Joey. (She goes over and hugs him.) Oh, please dont get married before I do.
Chandler: Well yeah! But now that I know that youre having these thoughts, Im back to panic, anxiety, and uh Im definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink.
Ross: Why, does it look like Im having trouble with my misshapen claw? (He hands Joey the form)
Rachel: Not working with me, Joe! Here's the thing: lately I have been having thoughts (pauses) musings, if you will!
Ross: Well, I... I am having a good hair day.
Phoebe: Oh, okay, I'm having another one! This one doesn't hurt eitherOoh, yes it does! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! (Checks under the blanket.) Oh, I was kinda hoping that was it.
Rachel: We're having a party.
Phoebe: (to Joey) Are you gonna be embarrassed going up there having nothing prepared?
Morse: You see, thats why I did so bad on this test. Im having a hard time concentrating. When youre up there (Points to the podium) and youre teaching and your face gets all serious you look so good. (In a sexy voice) You wear that tight little turtleneck sweater
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
Monica: No, I cant afford this either. No. I-I-Im, Im just to figure out which one I want then Im gonna get it at Kleinmans, this discount place in Brooklyn, day after tomorrow they are having a huge sale.
Rachel: Look, Charlie, I just want you to know. Ross is just having a little trouble adjusting to the thought of Joey and me. You know, he normally doesn't drink like this.
Chandler: Ross, what're you... what're you... what are you doing? (looks at laptop screen)You're having a memorial service for yourself!?
Chandler: So if you want people to see them, then by definition you're not having them taken out... say, at the break of dawn?
Rachel: He's not having an affair!
Joey: Oh, all right, I'll just have what she's having instead.
Phoebe: OH! He's having an affair.
Joey: Oh alright. Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan.
Phoebe: That’s nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.
Ross: We think Chandler might be having an affair.
Chandler: Bet you wish I was having an affair now, huh?
Chandler: Yeah (motions them to sit and they do) I'm not having an affair. Nancy is our realtor.
Chandler: Alright look, let's think about this, ok, do you really think that people are gonna stir up your family at this tragic time? That people are gonna post condolences on a website? This is not about people not caring that you're dead .This is about people not having a decent outlet for their grief.
Ross: Um uh Were-were just having this baby together but uh, uh thats all.
Chandler: Soo... you girls having fun?
Chandler: Kinda... you know, sneaking around, having to hide from you guys...
Phoebe: Shh! Doogie, shh! Doesn't anybody understand that I'm gonna be having babies soon? Huh? Go! Go little boy, go!
Mr Campbell: Well, if you don't want to leave, why are we having this lunch?
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress.]
Joey: (interrupting her) Hey! Don't worry about it! It was fine! I ended up having the best time with Rachel! I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room, working on Ross's speech... (pulls a face)
Monica:: what's the big deal, you forgot, she forgot, maybe you were having an off night
Mike: (raising his glass) Thank you guys for having us over.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike.]
Ross: Hey you know what? You know what? To avoid this little thing in the future, let's just say, you and me, never having sex again.
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
Mr Zelner: Well, I guess having Rachel back wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.
Monica: Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here.
Phoebe: Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. (she leaves)
Joey: I promise. And that means, never having to give a reason. (Phoebe stops herself from laughing and leaves)
Monica: (having the same problem) You're the best friend I ever had.
Rachel: Okay, fine! But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.
Chandler: So, thanks for having me over! Rach. (Goes over, grabs her, and kisses her.) Pheebs. (After a moment while he decides how to kiss her around her belly, grabs her and kisses her.)
CAROL: I mean, I knew they were having trouble with this whole thing, but they're my parents. They're supposed to give me away and everything.
Monica: Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?
Chandler: He said...he said, he said that they're having a great time. I'm sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself! Without any outside help whatsoever.
Phoebe: Joey's having a party and he wasn't gonna invite us?
Joey: I'm gonna miss these little guys. It was nice having birds around again.
Phoebe: Ohh, theyre having a great time with their Aunt Phoebe! Aunt Rachel hasnt been helpful at all. So, do you miss me?
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.