words in movies
Phoebe: Sounds like he's with someone.
Ross: No, NO! (they're moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.
Phoebe: That's the door. He's gone...
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
Ross: You know, I gotta go find him. He's gotta be here someplace.
Joey: Well, he's with Charlie now.
Joey: Absolutely! He's not thinking about you.
Ross: Right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time. He's always in a good mood after the flight attendant says "duty free".
Phoebe: Yeah, I can't say that. uhm... Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you... Mike and I are back together... and uhm... unfortunately that effectively ends your relationship with him. And he's very sorry about that and wishes you the best of luck in all your endeavours.
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)
Ross: Oh, it's-it's Marcel. He keeps shutting me out, y'know? He's walking around all the time dragging his hands...
Ronni: Wow. He's strict.
[Scene: Chandler's hotel room, he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top.]
Chandler: Basically we just feel that he's...
Steve: Well then you can't have any. (she grabs for the package, and it breaks open. Gummi-bears fly everywhere, some into the punch bowl on the table.) Bear overboard! I think he's drowning. (he throws some Sugar-O's into the punch bowl) Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O... save yourself! (Mimicking the bears) "Help! I'm drowning! Help!"
Dr. Baldhara: Well, if he's up against a jungle cat or an animal with horns, you've got to give the little guy something. Otherwise it's just cruel.
Phoebe: Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy. Y'know? He's so burly, he's sooo very burly. (giggles)
Phoebe: Come, sit. (He's hesitant.) Sit. (Still hesitating.) Sit! (He sits on the arm of the couch.) Umm, all righty, before we get started I justI need you to state for the official record that you are in fact Frank Buffay.
[Scene: Chandler's office, he's on the phone, agitated.]
Mrs. Tribbiani: Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now he's happy! I mean, it's nice, he has a hobby.
Celia: I can't stand this! He's got his claws in my...
Phoebe: David's like, y'know, Scientist Guy. He's very methodical.
Angela: Bob is great. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. You, you go on three auditions a month and you call yourself an actor, but Bob...
Rachel: (looking at picture) Hey he's wearing a sweater.
(He does the ancient trick of going downstairs while behind the couch. As soon as he's out of sight, Emma starts crying.)
Ross: (covering with his hand Chandler's face, like pretending he's not there) (to Monica) There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.
Monica: Okay, he's a senior in college.
Steve: I'm not funny either. So, if you were thinking, "well, he's not that good-looking, but maybe we'll have some laughs"... That ain't gonna happen.
Monica: He's a dropper!
Shelley: Okay. He's cute, he's funny, he's-
ROSS: I don't know.� But, you know, we, we have a lot in common, you know.� He plays piano; I played keyboards in college.� He's been divorced; I have some experience in that area.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Okay. Okay, don't you think, maybe, though, it's just that he's so perceptive that it freaks you out?
Monica: Level 1 alert. I repeat, level 1. This is not a drill. Okay we've got a situation. The minister just called. He's snowed in. He can't make it.
Monica: Ross, he's got the remote again.
Roger: You're so funny! He's really funny! I wouldn't wanna be there when when the laughter stops.
Chandler: And he's not speaking metaphorically.
Monica: Oh, look, he's waking up!
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know? I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or, I don't know.
Monica: I don't know. Look he's a great guy and I love being with him but... you know. Things happen, and they happen. You don't plan these things.
Phoebe: (with a deep voice) Mr. Bing's office. (Listens) No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.
Chandler: Oh, it's just some crazy guy who roams the halls here. He's great with kids though.
Ross: I can't believe it! He's looking right at us!
Angela: You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed.
Phoebe: You know he's gay?
Monica: Great, now he's waving back.
Luisa: I could... but I won't. If I find that monkey, he's mine. (Leaves)
Ross: No-no, he's, he's very docile.
Rachel: Oh, my, God, c'mon, you guys! He's gonna be home any minute! He's gonna kill me!
Phoebe: Joey. You know, um, he's really nutsy about you.
Joey: No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all right, he's got to be, like, thetoughest snack there is.
Joey: He's right, cause if you're just gonna, like, break his heart, that's the kind of thing that can wait.
Joey: Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something.
Chandler: Look, don't you see what's happening here. Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidant. Now he's gonna be the guy she goes too to complain about you.
Ross: (to Rachel) So, uh, he's back.
Rachel: Yeah, he's back. Is that a problem?
Phoebe: Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? That means he's artistic.
Phoebe: Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again.
Joey: (entering) He's back! The peeper's back!
RADIO: The next one's dedicated to Rachel from Ross. Rachel, he wants you to know he's deeply sorry for what he did and he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him. (With or Without You plays)
Phoebe: Oh, look, he's got Ross's haircut!
Rachel: (to Monica) Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I can't have.
Joey: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? (To the Hombre Man) Hey, how ya doin'?
PHOEBE: He's even kind of cute.
ROSS: Looks to me like he's the one getting the job.
GIRL 1 ON BUS: Hey, you. He's just adorable.
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
PHOEBE: Well you said that he's paying the people who are playing.
PHOE: No, whad'ya mean? He's not British.
CHANDLER: Ok, but can you tell him that, because he thinks he's too pink.
JOEY: Maybe he's. . . gay.
Phoebe: I know, I know. So sweet... and so complicated. And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky, y'know?
JOEY: Well, maybe he's, maybe he's this really cool pharmacist guy.
Chandler: Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off, said that eggs came first.
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
MNCA: Oh, he's sober alright. Just turns out that Fun Bobby was fun for a reason.
Joey: (on a pay phone holding a box) Not as upset as he's gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests!
Aurora: Don't worry. I imagine he'd be okay with you because really, he's okay with Ethan.
ROSS: Yeah, well, he's a baby not a bomb.
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
[Cut back to Joey in bed, he's smiling, enjoying the dream as he wakes up. Suddenly, he realized what he was dreaming about and bolts upright in bed.]
Mike: Oh, sorry. (He digs in again and finally finds what he's been looking for. A key.)
PHOEBE: See, he's her lobster.
Monica: (looking out the window) Look look! He's doing it again, the guy with the telescope!
Phoebe: I don't know, I mean, he's a good person, and he can be really sweet, and in some ways I think he is so right for me, it's just... I hate that guy!
ROSS: Well, I tracked down Marcel and get this, he's healthy, he's happy, and he's right here in New York filming Outbreak II - The Virus Takes Manhattan.
Mindy: Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.
Rachel: Uh-huh. Okay. You know what, Joey, I don't think he's ever gonna be okay with this.
Ross: He's in! Oh, did you hear that, Marcel? San Diego. San Diego!
CHANDLER: Wait, wait, wait. [Opens the top of the dish soap he's holding]
Monica: I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. I bet he's a lawyer.
Chandler: I'm telling ya! It's gonna happen. Next year it's gonna be you, me and the little Hemingway Bing. (pause) What, he's my favourite author!
RACHEL: Yeah, well just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.
Joey: He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
Monica: (On the phone) Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.
(Dr. Harad drops what he's doing and stares at her.)
MONICA: Wait, he's not here yet.
MONICA: Well, uh, he's a doctor.
TILLY: He's kind of intense huh?
Rachel: He's so cute! And he seems to like you so much.
ROSS: I'm telling you, there's no way he's moving back.
CHANDLER: You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.
PHOEBE: Yeah, yeah, no it's OK 'cause, I mean, I know he's there, so, that's enough for now.
ROSS: No, he's at uh, Carol's and Susan's today.
Phoebe: Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...
JOEY: Oh, yeah. He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head.
RACHEL: So, he's on the show, he knows what happens.
RACHEL: It'll never last, he's just a rebound roommate.
PHOEBE: No, 'cause he's yummy.
Monica: This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say "yes" but I know she really wants to be with you!
CHANDLER: No he's, he's alright, just uh, he spends most of his time in his room.