words in movies
Ross: Marcel. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Good boy. Good boy. C'mere, gimme the rice. (Marcel brings the rice) Thank you, good boy. Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between 'bring me the' and 'pee in the'. (Rachel ignores him) 'Bring me the' and- Rach?
Chandler: Okay, it's his first time out, so he's probably gonna wanna do some of the touristy things. I'll go to Cats, you go to the Russian Tea Room.
Rachel: Oh, my, God, c'mon, you guys! He's gonna be home any minute! He's gonna kill me!
Rachel: (On the phone) Okay, he's a, he's a black capuchian monkey with a white face... (Enter Ross) ...with, with Russian dressing and, and pickles on the side. Okay. Thanks.
Luisa: I could... but I won't. If I find that monkey, he's mine. (Leaves)
Joey: We can't, alright? (To the women) We're sorry. You have no idea how sorry, but... We promised we'd find this monkey. If you see him, he's about yea high and answers to the name Marcel, so if we could get some pictures of you, you'd really be helping us out.
Ross: Marc- oh, this is ridiculous! We've been all over the neighbourhood. He's gone, he's-he's just gone.
Monica: Ross, he's got the remote again.
Roger: You're so funny! He's really funny! I wouldn't wanna be there when when the laughter stops.
Chandler: And he's not speaking metaphorically.
Monica: Oh, look, he's waking up!
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know? I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or, I don't know.
Monica: I don't know. Look he's a great guy and I love being with him but... you know. Things happen, and they happen. You don't plan these things.
Phoebe: (with a deep voice) Mr. Bing's office. (Listens) No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.
Chandler: Oh, it's just some crazy guy who roams the halls here. He's great with kids though.
Angela: You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed.
Ross: I can't believe it! He's looking right at us!
Monica: Great, now he's waving back.
Phoebe: You know he's gay?
Ross: No-no, he's, he's very docile.
Phoebe: Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? That means he's artistic.
Phoebe: Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again.
Phoebe: Joey. You know, um, he's really nutsy about you.
Joey: No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all right, he's got to be, like, thetoughest snack there is.
Joey: (entering) He's back! The peeper's back!
Joey: He's right, cause if you're just gonna, like, break his heart, that's the kind of thing that can wait.
Joey: Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something.
RADIO: The next one's dedicated to Rachel from Ross. Rachel, he wants you to know he's deeply sorry for what he did and he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him. (With or Without You plays)
Chandler: Look, don't you see what's happening here. Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidant. Now he's gonna be the guy she goes too to complain about you.
Ross: (to Rachel) So, uh, he's back.
Rachel: Yeah, he's back. Is that a problem?
Phoebe: Oh, look, he's got Ross's haircut!
Rachel: (to Monica) Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I can't have.
Joey: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? (To the Hombre Man) Hey, how ya doin'?
PHOEBE: He's even kind of cute.
ROSS: Looks to me like he's the one getting the job.
PHOEBE: Well you said that he's paying the people who are playing.
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
GIRL 1 ON BUS: Hey, you. He's just adorable.
CHANDLER: Ok, but can you tell him that, because he thinks he's too pink.
PHOE: No, whad'ya mean? He's not British.
JOEY: Well, maybe he's, maybe he's this really cool pharmacist guy.
Phoebe: I know, I know. So sweet... and so complicated. And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky, y'know?
Chandler: Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off, said that eggs came first.
JOEY: Maybe he's. . . gay.
MNCA: Oh, he's sober alright. Just turns out that Fun Bobby was fun for a reason.
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
Joey: (on a pay phone holding a box) Not as upset as he's gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests!
ROSS: Yeah, well, he's a baby not a bomb.
[Cut back to Joey in bed, he's smiling, enjoying the dream as he wakes up. Suddenly, he realized what he was dreaming about and bolts upright in bed.]
Mike: Oh, sorry. (He digs in again and finally finds what he's been looking for. A key.)
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Ross: He's in! Oh, did you hear that, Marcel? San Diego. San Diego!
Aurora: Don't worry. I imagine he'd be okay with you because really, he's okay with Ethan.
Chandler: I'm telling ya! It's gonna happen. Next year it's gonna be you, me and the little Hemingway Bing. (pause) What, he's my favourite author!
RACHEL: Yeah, well just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.
ROSS: Well, I tracked down Marcel and get this, he's healthy, he's happy, and he's right here in New York filming Outbreak II - The Virus Takes Manhattan.
Rachel: Uh-huh. Okay. You know what, Joey, I don't think he's ever gonna be okay with this.
Monica: (looking out the window) Look look! He's doing it again, the guy with the telescope!
Phoebe: I don't know, I mean, he's a good person, and he can be really sweet, and in some ways I think he is so right for me, it's just... I hate that guy!
Mindy: Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.
Monica: (On the phone) Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.
Joey: He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
CHANDLER: Wait, wait, wait. [Opens the top of the dish soap he's holding]
(Dr. Harad drops what he's doing and stares at her.)
Rachel: He's so cute! And he seems to like you so much.
PHOEBE: See, he's her lobster.
MONICA: Well, uh, he's a doctor.
Monica: I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. I bet he's a lawyer.
CHANDLER: You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.
ROSS: I'm telling you, there's no way he's moving back.
Phoebe: Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...
ROSS: No, he's at uh, Carol's and Susan's today.
PHOEBE: Yeah, yeah, no it's OK 'cause, I mean, I know he's there, so, that's enough for now.
MONICA: Wait, he's not here yet.
TILLY: He's kind of intense huh?
JOEY: Oh, yeah. He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head.
RACHEL: So, he's on the show, he knows what happens.
PHOEBE: No, 'cause he's yummy.
MNCA: [grabs waiter as he's leaving] I'd like a scotch on the rocks with a twist.
RACHEL: It'll never last, he's just a rebound roommate.
CHANDLER: No he's, he's alright, just uh, he spends most of his time in his room.
MR. GELLER: That's impossible, he's got a twinkie in the city.
JOEY: Well if he's not gonna eat it, I will.
Joey: I dunno. Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager. He's not even jolly, it's all political.
JOEY: Yeah, he's just really great to hang around with.
Monica: This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say "yes" but I know she really wants to be with you!
TRAINER: Hey don't take it personal, he's under a lot of pressure, ya know, starring in a movie and all.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it though he's so sweet, he's like this little puppy dog, y'know? But like a really tough one that shots bad guys. Ohh, I just love beginning parts of relationships, y'know?! You just like can't keep your hands off each other.
Phoebe: Oh well, as long as it is under control, you know, you can't do anything about it, he's already dating her, and she is a nice person, that wouldn't be right.
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
Chandler: He's doing that weird eye contact thing. Don't look at him, don't look at him! (They both look away)
Monica: I'll bet he's totally over me, I'll bet he's fine.
MONICA: Aw, my little nephew. Come here, little one. There's my little baby Ben. Hey, my little boy. Hey, he's not crying.
Monica: Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. And- he can dance!
Mr. Geller: Well, he's doing terrible!
Chandler: He's got nothing!
[Chandler's. He's playing foosball by himself.]
Mrs. Tribbiani: Me? I'm fine. Look, honey, in an ideal world, there'd be no her, and your father would look like Sting. And I'll tell you something else. Ever since that poodle-stuffer came along, he's been so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive, he's been more loving... I mean, it's like every day's our anniversary.
Amy: Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! (She says hey to the guy at the falafel stand, whose only similarity with Ross would be his black hair.) Hello-oo Ross! (to Rachel) He's rude!
Rachel: Honey, I'm sorry, but he's right. I love you, but you're crazy.
Phoebe: Oh, no, no, no, no. You know what, he's not into that stuff anymore. He quit for me.
Phoebe: Oh, well he's yummy. We did a little kissin'.
Phoebe: Oh, look, look, he's closing his eyes. (screen goes blank) Look, he's opening his eyes. (picture comes back)
Paula: Well, he's a big boy, he'll get over it.
ROSS: Oh look, did, did you just see that? Did you see? He just waved, he just waved, he's never waved before, you've never waved before. Yes he has. Very good.
Chandler: Maybe he's calling to say your obsessive and crazy.